Monster Apartment

Chapter 2 With all due respect, are you a primary

Kyushu Mountain and Sea Garden.

It has been more than three hundred years since the establishment of a settlement of monsters hidden in human society.

This veteran monster colony, today, has ushered in a wave of human security forces for the first time.

The security guard at the security booth at the entrance faced the policeman who ran over with sweat on his little eDonkey, with a dazed expression on his face.

“Hello comrade! We have received the police.”

The policeman is quite young, and judging from his unskilled presentation of his credentials, he is probably an intern.

“No. 001, Shanhai Road, the owner of Room 666, Shanhaiyuan, Jiuzhou, reported to the police that he had been involved in a violent accident.”

Security guard:…

Security guard:? ?

Isn’t Room 666 the new little monster?

The little policeman was a little anxious: “I have to go in!”

Security guard: “…”

No, do you know who lives here?

Can you stop the violent accident here? ?

The security guard thought and thought while shocked. In order to avoid this community from being noticed by ordinary humans, he ended up sitting on the policeman’s little electric donkey and ran to Unit 6.

Gu Bai held the phone and squatted nervously at the entrance.

The actor is still screaming, and Ms. Huang is obviously anxious. Listening to the movement, the two people are probably walking around the corridor on the sixth floor. The noise is screaming, and the picture is very bloody.

Intermittently mixed with the irritating curses of neighbors in this building and the sound of door slamming, the high-end, western-style, quiet and peaceful apartment building was noisy like a vegetable market for a while.

Gu Bai looked down at his mobile phone contact record page. Above 110 was a private number calling in. It was the number of the policeman who sent the police. Just now, he made a call and said that he had entered the community.

This made Gu Bai breathed a sigh of relief, but he couldn’t help shrinking his neck when he heard the howl of the actor outside, and squeezed his mobile phone to give spiritual support to the actor who suffered violence outside.

Mr. Zhai, hold on again.

The police uncle is coming!

Be strong, Mr. Zhai!

Gu Bai encouraged Mr. Actor in his heart.

Gu Bai has especially trusted the police since he was a child.

When he was young and didn’t know anything, his father told him that he would call the police uncle if he had any problems.

Therefore, the police station in each jurisdiction that Gu Bai made the most contact with.

From the thief at home to the time when he couldn’t write his homework, he would copy a soft milk sound and slapped to the landline to call the police at the local police station.

To find the police when you encounter problems, this is already a conditioned reflex for Gu Bai.

Just as Gu Bai was vigorously cheering the actor who had been beaten outside, there was another howl outside the door, accompanied by a “dangling” sound.

Gu Bai couldn’t help hissing softly, turned his head to face the door, hesitating whether to look at the battle through the cat’s eyes again.

As he was lying on the door and preparing to look out, he heard the sound of the elevator door opening.

Then there was an angry shout: “Police! Stop it!”

The movement outside the house stopped abruptly.

It seems that time has been pressed by the pause button, and everything is silent for a time.

Gu Bai admired and admired the police’s deterrence.

If he didn’t really like painting, Gu Bai felt that he would definitely work hard to become a glorious people’s policeman!

Mr. Zhai and Ms. Huang, including the residents of the entire building, never thought that they would one day face the human police.

And it’s also a police report from within their households.

This is what the silly kid who released it tossed out!

So when Gu Bai opened the door, he was strongly watched by the residents who were still staying at home in the entire apartment building.

Gu Bai, who had just popped his head, stunned back instantly.

“What do you look at!” Huang Yining bare two white and tender feet, stepping on the soft carpeted corridor, holding his high heels as a murder weapon in one hand, knocking on the corridor railing, and facing the one with his head out of the way. Help the guy’s willow eyebrows upside down, “What do you look at! Let the old lady stay in the nest! Otherwise, I will come to you tonight!”

As soon as she said this, the whole building became refreshed in the next second.

The film police stared blankly at this domineering and naturally powerful faction, and was also taken aback.

Huang Yining is gentle and pleasant, and belongs to the type that looks amazing at first glance and looks more beautiful, so even if her acting is like a puddle of mud, it is mostly Yan Fen who pays her money at her face.

In addition, Huang Yining is an elegant and intellectual image with a gentle taste and high emotional intelligence, and he never mixes with the kind of big productions that require acting skills to support the field. The popularity in the circle is particularly good.

At least, no one has ever seen Huang Yining’s horrible look.

Gu Bai poked out half of his head carefully, looked around, and found that the other residents had retracted, he sighed in relief, and ran out wearing slippers.

He looked at the policeman’s uniform and felt very cordial. He pulled his slippers and walked to his side, and grabbed the hem of the policeman who was still in a daze: “Mr. Policeman, I called the policeman.”

“The violent incident…?” the policeman asked.

Gu Bai pursed his lips and nodded.

According to the general process, mediation should be the main focus.

The intern small film police felt very short of breath when facing the two big players in the entertainment industry. He turned his head and glanced at his face full of trust, and looked at his policeman with brilliant eyes, and deeply felt the responsibility of being a people’s policeman.

He took a deep breath, and then, in accordance with the teachings of his predecessors, bit the bullet and gave some ideological education to these two big men who obviously did not put him in his eyes.

Didn’t teach the two big guys, the little policeman didn’t know, but he must have educated the cutie who called the police.

Gu Bai listened very seriously, and even happily pulled his slippers and sent the policeman who had completed his ideological education downstairs.

When he returned from the elevator, Ms. Huang had already forced Mr. Zhai to the corner.

I saw her supporting the wall with one hand and carrying sharp high heels with the other hand. She was gesturing on Mr. Zhai’s third leg, and said viciously: “If you dare to **** a man from me, I’ll get rid of you. !”

Mr. Zhai, who was stuck in the corner, gave a whimper.

Ms. Huang retracted her hand in satisfaction, went to pick up the other high-heeled shoe she had thrown aside, and then opened door 665. Before entering, she glanced at Gu Bai who was standing at the elevator entrance.

Gu Bai felt a cold in his lower body, and took three steps back suddenly, watching Huang Yining enter the room with her head upright like a goddess of victory, and then shiveringly walked to Mr. Zhai who had become a ball in the hallway. Around.

Gu Bai has never seen a woman like Huang Yining since he was a child, probably because of his baby face that can particularly inspire female maternal love. The women Gu Bai meets are gentle and gentle to him, just like a gentle spring breeze. .

This kind of treatment of an adult man is a big blow, and he forced them to a corner and said aggressively that he would take off his third leg. This is really the first time Gu Bai has seen him.

Gu Bai looked at Mr. Zhai who was in a ball, and felt that it was too pitiful to leave him here alone.

He had just been beaten, and he was threatened to have his third leg removed.

Although the reason is uh… grab a man.

Thinking of this reason, Gu Bai immediately began to hesitate between going and not going.

Mr. Zhai might feel very embarrassed now. He was exposed to his sexual orientation in front of him, a stranger, and was chased and beaten by such a beautiful lady.

He is now buried in his arms, maybe he was beaten to the face and didn’t want to be seen?

Gu Bai thought for a while, decided to pretend to be considerate and ignorant, and exit quietly.

But at the moment he raised his foot, Mr. Zhai hummingly raised his head, looking up at him, his eyes were like a poor golden retriever abandoned by the owner.

Gu Bai heard this Mr. Zhai, sighed softly and sadly, and then said to him, “I’m so hungry.”

Gu Bai:…

Gu Bai:? ? ?

After being beaten and threatened to remove the third leg, did you respond by being hungry? !

Zhai Liangjun stood up, and Gu Bai realized that he was only as tall as his shoulders.

“What’s your name, little guy?” Zhai Liangjun asked while tidying up his clothes.

“Gu Bai.” Gu Bai replied obediently, “I know you, Mr. Zhai.”

“Why did you call the police?” Zhai Liangjun held the little cub in front of him with 120,000 patience, and gently warned him, “We live here are not ordinary identities, there are really things that we coordinate internally, and we don’t need to disturb others. .”

Gu Bai glanced at the actor in front of him, then glanced at the closed door 665, nodded suddenly thinking of their status in the entertainment industry.

Gu Bai realized that he had just called the police and might cause trouble to the two of them.

“Sorry, Mr. Zhai.” Gu Bai pursed his lips, feeling very guilty.

Zhai Liangjun looked at the well-behaved little cub in front of him, looked at him with his head tilted up and looked at him seriously, his eyes were clear, his face was apologetic and sad, as if he could cry in the next second.

Mr. Zhai’s fingers moved slightly, then stopped, and then moved again.

Finally, he still couldn’t control his crazy hands, and when he raised his hands, he rubbed Gu Bai cruelly.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I haven’t seen such a cute, obedient little monster in 800 years!

How so cute!

“Gu Bai!” Zhai Liangjun pinched Gu Bai’s soft face with a smile on his face, “Can you cook?”

Gu Bai was dazed by the smile, and for an instant he fell in a dream, and replied obediently, “I will.”

“I want to eat chicken.” Zhai Liangjun said, turning Gu Bai, facing the open door of Room 666, and walking in together.

It wasn’t until Mr. Zhai was drunk and crouched on the sofa that he was sobbing and howling drunk, Gu Bai came back to his senses in a dazed manner, staring at the dishes in the sink in a daze.

He even brought home the neighbor he met for the first time, and he even cooked for them!

Gu Bai swears that he will never do such a thing!

Gu Bai took out his phone in horror, and pressed the 110 three buttons with great skill.

Before calling out, Gu Bai remembered what Zhai Liangjun had said to him before, and then turned his head and glanced at Mr. Actor on the sofa.

He was sucking his nose, aggrieved group with long hands and long feet on the solo sofa in the living room.

Gu Bai stopped his hand for a while, and finally put the phone aside, washed all the bowls in the sink before him, cleaned up the kitchen, and returned to the living room.

Mr. Zhai was in a daze on the sofa.

Gu Bai glanced at him twice, turned his head and turned over his own paintings, ready to hang them in the large studio upstairs.

“Gu Bai!” Zhai Liangjun suddenly howled.

Gu Bai was holding the painting, shaking with fright by his voice.

“You said Huang Yining still doesn’t like me?” Zhai Liangjun asked.

Gu Bai:? ?

What? ?

“Oh.” Zhai Liangjun sighed heavily, holding the wine bottle, his face full of sadness and distressing.

Then the next second, he patted his thigh, and he became happy again: “Fortunately, I am a vixen, so I can seduce people better than her, otherwise I don’t know which wild man she will run with!”

Gu Bai looked at the actor in shock.

If you can’t catch up with someone, you will **** a man from someone and call yourself a fox.

With all due respect, Mr. Zhai.

Are you a primary school student?

The author has something to say: Mr. Zhai: No one can refuse this fox spirit’s request for a meal!

Ms. Huang: My old mother’s backhand is just a high heel!