Miss Kaguya Wants My Surrender

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"...There's something I'd like to ask you to do this afternoon."

Looking at the Kaguya-san who was speaking softly and seemed a little embarrassed, Amamiya Natsuki was instantly shocked.

Hey, hey, are you really Kaguya-san?

Whether it was a Blind Box mission or a horror game, she would rather grit her teeth and bear it alone than ask others for help.

What kind of terrifying disaster did she encounter today to make the proud swan lower her head and seek help from a human!

"I'm free this afternoon." Amamiya Natsuki was super curious, "What does Kaguya-san want to ask me to do?"

"..."

Shinomiya Kaguya's expression was cold and she remained silent.

"Let me guess." Amamiya Natsuki clasped his hands together, his expression serious, "Is it that the Martians are attacking Earth and the human world is about to be destroyed?"

"That's something for the Prime Minister and the cabinet to consider." Shinomiya Kaguya crossed her right arm over her chest and couldn't help but retort, "If the Martians really invaded Earth, what help could you be?"

Amamiya Natsuki pondered for two seconds: "...Surrender and become a guide?"

"The shame of humanity."

If aliens invaded Earth, you wicked capitalists, every single one of you, would definitely choose to become guides!

As long as the price is right, you wouldn't hesitate to package and sell humanity and Earth!

Amamiya Natsuki continued:

"Is Mount Fuji about to erupt and the Japanese archipelago is going to sink?"

"You're overthinking it. Even if Mount Fuji erupts, it won't sink the archipelago."

"I saw a news report on Twitter last night that hundreds of monkeys escaped from a laboratory in the United States." Amamiya Natsuki lowered his voice, "Is Biohazard about to break out?"

"Biohazard?"

Shinomiya Kaguya tilted her head slightly, a hint of hesitation appearing on her beautiful face, a confusion about the unknown.

Amamiya Natsuki was shocked: "You haven't seen Biohazard?"

"No."

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki was silent for several seconds: "Speaking of which, you didn't seem to know about Twitter before either?"

"Mm."

You don't know this, you don't know that, you must be a sheltered young lady living on Mars!

"I'm very curious." Amamiya Natsuki pressed his fingers to his brow, "Have you really never eaten instant noodles?"

"My bento is made by a chef and delivered every day." Shinomiya Kaguya's voice was calm, "I have indeed never eaten instant noodles."

As expected.

What kind of sterile environment did this young lady grow up in!

"Instant noodles are convenient and delicious." Amamiya Natsuki said seriously, "Highly recommended."

Shinomiya Kaguya was silent for a moment: "...We'll see if there's a chance."

As he spoke, Amamiya Natsuki's little finger suddenly twitched.

He turned to look at the classroom door, where a girl with a bow hairpin in her bangs was leaning against the door, a mischievous, triumphant smile on her face:

"Eh heh~"

Amamiya Natsuki silently twitched his finger, returning the greeting.

"Kaguya-chan, good morning." Fujiwara Chika walked in lightly with her hands behind her back, like a deer in the morning light of the forest, her eyes full of curiosity, "What were you two just talking about? I want to join in too."

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"I was recommending which flavor of cup noodles is the best."

"You can't say that." Fujiwara Chika's expression quickly became serious, she gently shook her finger, her voice clear, "There are only better cup noodles, not the best. Every hot-selling cup noodle in a Convenience Store has many people who love it."

"Let me tell you, I've already collected eighty different flavors of cup noodle boxes." Fujiwara Chika raised her chin, humming proudly, "My goal is to collect ninety-nine cup noodle boxes."

Amamiya Natsuki retorted: "And then summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster God?"

"Of course it's the God of Cup Noodles."

"..."

Looking at the bow-haired girl who was chatting happily with Amamiya Natsuki, completely forgetting her own existence, Shinomiya Kaguya bit her lower lip slightly, and her wine-red eyes subtly dimmed.

The cancer of the Earth, indeed!

The day's classes passed quickly.

Nothing happened except for a few evil spirits wandering in between.

At 3:30 PM, the dismissal bell rang on time.

Amamiya Natsuki packed his school bag, then felt a gaze fall on him.

Looking up, the ice sculpture girl was staring at him from the side.

"Don't worry, I won't leave."

Amamiya Natsuki nodded slightly, indicating he understood.

A moment later, after the students in the classroom had dispersed, Shinomiya Kaguya stood up and came over:

"We can go now."

Amamiya Natsuki followed Kaguya-san downstairs and walked all the way to the school gate.

Shinomiya Kaguya walked directly towards a black luxury car parked in the corner and said in a low voice, "Get in."

Amamiya Natsuki retorted:

"You're not trying to sell me, are you?"

"Don't worry, human trafficking is illegal."

Every drop of capital's blood flows with sin. As long as there's profit to be made, let alone breaking the law, even violating human ethics, capitalists would do it!

Shinomiya Kaguya's rosy lips curved slightly upwards, her contemptuous gaze seemingly looking down on a slipper-worm: "There are plenty of ways to make a person sell themselves."

"..."

Walking to the car.

A blonde girl in a maid uniform bent down and opened the car door, her posture and etiquette impeccable: "Young lady, please get in."

Amamiya Natsuki looked at the blonde maid, feeling a strange sense of familiarity.

Noticing Amamiya Natsuki's gaze, the blonde maid placed her right hand on her chest and introduced herself with a foreign accent:

"I am Mrs. Kaguya's personal maid, Smithee A. Herthaka, Mrs. Kaguya's private maid. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"..."

At the same time.

Yotsuya Miko and Yurikawa Hana walked towards the school gate together.

"Hey, hey, that person looks like Natsuki-kun."

Yotsuya Miko looked up: "I see him."

"That's the super famous Shinomiya Kaguya, right?" Yurikawa Hana stood on her tiptoes, "Why would Natsuki-kun be in Shinomiya's car?"

Her good friend's eyes widened, and she suddenly thought of a possibility: "...Is Natsuki-kun being kept?"

Yotsuya Miko: "..."

Impossible.

How could such a beautiful and super rich Shinomiya keep a mere Natsuki? There must be something else going on.

Yotsuya Miko pursed her pink lips, watched the black luxury car drive away, and then looked away, saying:

"Let's go, time for work."

When I get home in the evening, I'll stomp a few times, and then ask all the questions while stomping.

The journey was silent.

Half an hour later, the black sedan slowly stopped in front of a villa.

Amamiya Natsuki followed Kaguya out of the car and entered the villa.

"There's a very dangerous vengeful spirit in the villa that hunts and devours other evil spirits." Shinomiya Kaguya said in a low voice, "I'm asking you to exorcise that vengeful spirit."

"I understand." Amamiya Natsuki nodded slightly, the confusion in his heart still unresolved.

A mere evil spirit, was it really necessary to swallow her pride and ask him for help?

The villa seemed to have been uninhabited for a long time, quite empty and desolate. Amamiya Natsuki followed Kaguya, searching for the evil spirit's presence in the villa.

Passing by a floor-to-ceiling window, Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly stopped, biting her lower lip with her pearly teeth, a complex expression on her face.

Amamiya Natsuki looked over curiously and found an earth-bound spirit by the window, its body emitting a faint glow.

Wait.

Why was the earth-bound spirit a large version of Kaguya-san?

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