MHA: god of time, space and trolling (old)

today i woke up in my bed, like always. and toga is in my bed, like always. but since our relationship has gotten far enough. i can kiss her awake and it wont be weird. "wake up mosquito" toga's eye's slowly open up but then she shoots up "HEY I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME THAT" she try's to hit me but i teleport away. 

i shrug, teleport in her face, kiss her. say's "bye" and TP's out in the span of a second. i can see her blush as i left, but also gave me the middle finger. 

(yada yada. she got ready and left for school)

i TP'ed near the front and saw the wall of so many reporters, i could see Izumi get swarmed by them and she looks like she is about to have panic attack. she gives them a terrible excuse and runs off. i walked through the crowd forcefully as in, i have a blue barrier bubble around me. i walk through watching the carnage as they get pushed back or fall on there as. 

the one at the front ask me, despite the bubble "Are you one of allmights student, whats he li-" "go do something else with your time instead of bothering high schoolers about allmight. are you that worthless in life that, that's all you can do, pathetic. go get a life" i continue to walk off as the girl looks at me shocked "RUDE" some of her colleges laugh, she turns to them "shut up."

i catch up with Deku, and by catch up i mean TP, right next to her "hey" "AAH, oh its just you shiro. that scared me." "oh, yeah kinda forgot that appearing right next to people scares them, i will take not of that and do it again" she stares at me slightly flabbergasted but decides to ignore my response (since there would be no point in doing that). she changed the conversation to yesterday's battle trial and we talked all the way to class.

(in class)

"decent work on your combat battle training yesterday, i looked over the video feeds and went over all your teams, battle results" "bakugo, you are talented but rushing in is not a viably strategy, is that understood" bakugo looked at him and said through grated teeth "Yeah, what ever" 

"Good job in efficiently taking down your opponents, Shiro. However, we need to talk about your choice of weapon. A pan is not a viable weapon for combat. While it may have worked this time, most pans aren't durable enough to withstand hits from stronger villains. You need to consider more practical and reliable options in the future. That is all." i gave him a thumbs up and he sighs 'i am going to be his bane of existence, that is my goal' 

"ok, now lets get down to business, this will decide your future." the class tenses up, yk since last time they had anything to do with Aizawa it was an expulsion threat, multiple actually. "you all need to pick a class representative." everyone breathes out a sigh. before erupting into "me" "pick me" "i would be the best"

Iida like in cannon proposes a vote "it is the best way right, sensei" "do what ever you want, just be done by the end my nap" he some how is already in his caterpillar sleeping bag and has fallen to the floor asleep.

(voting top 3)

Izumi - 4 votes

Momo - 3 votes

The rest - 1 or 0

Izumi gets shocked at being the winner "how did i get the votes" "HEY," bakugo shoots up and shouts with rage "Who voted for shitty Deku" "did you think anyone would vote for you" "shut up office supply" 

they bicker as i lean back in my seat sitting at a nice 0 votes. 'yeah, no one wants a person like me to be president, but like I'm good with that, too much work. also' i create a paper aeroplane and though it at bakugo. it hits him in the back and he looks over in my direction "WHO THREW THAT" "i did, now read it" "FUCK YOU" he grumbles "language" "SHUT UP" Iida just looks at him annoyed "Bakugo, that kind of behaviour is unacceptable. We're in a classroom not a playground"

bakugo scowls at him before looking at my plane, he grumbles some words out about how "i don't listen to extra's" as he proceeds to open the plane, basically listening to what i said. he then looks at the note and erupts in anger "YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, IM GOING TO KILL YOU" i burst out laughing at his response as he tries to attack me. 'what was in the note, a middle finger'

(please i need insults for bakugo to say)

i run around the class with him trying to hit me, i obviously TP out the way each time fuelling his anger while also saying "HA, missed" or "SHIT AIM" just to get him really pissed off. i also create mini barriers the second bakugo explosions miss to make sure no one else or anything else gets damaged. (so Aizawa cant blame me, much)

but after 5 minutes, i got bored so instead of dodging i grabbed both his wrists and took him to the floor, making sure that i his palms are facing his own back. "i wouldn't explode it i were you, your hands might be explosion proof but your back sure aint" he then just resorts to screaming at me.

(lunch)

A/N you know what i like to do, splitting chapters.