Chapter 30: Gloom's and Shimmer's Voicelines
Gloom.
Hello: "What? Oh... Uhh... Hello, now leave."
Traveling: "I much prefer to stay in Teyvat, but I have to dmit that places like the Mushroom Kingdom are nice."
Work: "Oh you know, the usual, it tends to get a little roudy during rush hour, but I can't really complain."
Weather: "It's snowy, I don't know what you expected me to say, it's... It's snowy."
Shimmer: "Ah, my rival and girlfriend, how we got to this point is kind of a doozy, she offered to make me a place in her nation for me to move my business in too."
The Tsaritsa: "Despite what it may look like, I'm not really a fan of hers, when I got old enough she offered me a place in the Fatui Harbringers with some great benefits, but to be honest, when I find something better, I'm out."
Arlecchino: "Father is... Particular to say the least. I can never get a good read on her, but I'm honestly grateful she decided to raise me as her child."
Venti: "The Anemo Archon came to my meadery a few times, I can confirm what Diluc says, he's a drunkard, and he needs to stop stealing the bottles."
Diluc: "Pantalone says he's the second richest person in Teyvat, behind Ningguang, I'm the third and Shimmer is the fifth... Who's the fourth?"
Sibley: "The most annoying bastard I've ever know, which is saying something considering my position."
Tentacles: "I've been getting better at using my tentacles, but I still seem to get aggressive whenever I do, I'm sure Freminet is still traumatized."
Vision: "I don't know why I was given this, on a visit to Inazuma the Shogun just approached me and gave it to me, maybe I can ask?"
Women: "Don't tell anyone, but I get very shy around women with bodies I like, Shimmer included, but I'm used to being around her so I can keep my cool."
Brewing: "Okay, okay, I'll tell you: How I make mead is different from all other brewers, I discovered that Electro can turn nectar into honey, and honey into alcohol, and this allows me to work very quickly."
Shimmer.
Hello: "Hi there! Have we met before? Probably not right?"
Nation: "Oh that? Hehe! I'm proud to say that my nation is going great! With the help of monsters bringing me fresh meat I was able to exand my horizons into the food business!"
Gun Company: "My deal with Focalors might be the first meaningful thing I did in Teyvat, now there's no soldier or guard in Fontaine that doesn't have one of my guns, some people even just buy them to collect them!"
Food Company: "I got way too much Deviljho and too little everything else, not that it's a problem mind you, Deviljho is delicious and slightly dill, but Kulu Ya-Ku tastes like the best chicken ever and goes great with eggs."
Gloom: "I'll tell you this once, and never again: I. Fucking. Love her... Also I wanna beat her up."
Focalors: "She's nice, although she did try to fool me an Navia, but I would need to be real petty to hold a joke like that against her."
Klee: "From Child-Terrorist to Major Political Figure... Okay jokes aside, she's really good at her job, also she told me she stopped using actual physical bombs since an accident that left her blind in her left eye."
Weather: "I remember asking Focalors if the Archons control the weather, I only after realized that if that's the case, there being a Geo, Pyro and Dendro Archon wouldn't make the rain fun."
Hair: "My hair? I guess I use good shampoo- What? If I can move them? I remember that it moved to block one of Gloom's attacks once, but it never happened again."
Vision: "Focalors gave it to me, nothing less, nothing more, just wasn't expecting it.
Delusion: "It's a Delusion, nothing much more to say, and it's my only one by the way! Yep! I only have a Dendro Delusion!"