NOVEL WEB Mei Man: Starting from the Dimension Demon
Chapter 171 Small speaker
Chapter 171 Small speaker
Himalayas, Karma Taj.
In the huge courtyard, mages chatted and walked leisurely in twos and threes.
"Hey~ Have you heard? Iron Man Stark is going to authorize steel armor!"
"News from the outside world?"
"Well, there has been a lot of news recently, and this news is everywhere."
"I've heard that too. There are rumors that... It seems that several armor manufacturing factories have been activated to mass-produce armor."
"They are all mortals, so what does it have to do with us mages?"
As soon as he came in from the courtyard, Constantine heard their conversation, and he greeted them warmly.
"Yo~ Isn't this Jeter?"
"Jed, are you here too?"
"Old Li, I haven't seen you for two days, why are you lame?"
The mages bent down and bowed their heads one after another, their faces changed drastically, and they ran faster than rabbits. In just a few days, Constantine's "name" has resounded throughout Karma Taj.
"Jack, you can't do this. We haven't seen each other for a few days. Are you so weak?"
His face was pale and he couldn't walk smoothly. A young mage ran a little slower and was immediately stopped by Constantine.
"."
Depressedly, he patted his thigh, and the mage collapsed when he thought of the scene that day.
"Asshole, Konstantin, you fuck me!!"
Isn't he just unconvinced?
Seeing that some people have been falling on Constantine's little boy recently, he wants to personally teach him a lesson and tell him to get out of Karma Taj!
The bold words when I set off that day seemed to be in my ears.
"Konstantin, you little trash, watch how I get him out!"
How could he think that Constantine was so despicable, he was so dazed by the flattery, that he wanted to find the best woman in the hotel to open his eyes.
Alas. This person is still too simple. Once he drinks too much, he will fall into the trap of others.
What kind of women are you looking for?That's 10 dinosaur-level aunts, okay?
Thinking of this, the young mage almost shed tears.
Bitter. Really bitter!
"Don't say that. It's not easy to do business these days. Please be considerate of the male boss. He is over 50. He slept in your bed just to make up a round number."
Seeing his sad look, Constantine patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and what he said was very informative.
"How about it, next time we change the house, I will be the host and ask you to be the chicken head king."
"Etc., etc!"
Staring, the mage seemed, seemed, indeed heard some great words.
He pointed at Constantine, his words trembling with excitement, and his articulation became unclear.
"You, what did you just say? Male, male, male boss?!"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
Blinking innocently, Konstantin admired.
"He is a little older, but he is very professional. He told me later that he will give you a 8% discount next time!"
"I you."
The mage was trembling, his face turned blue, his pupils shrank and his mouth opened and closed, and suddenly he let out a scream and rushed out of the yard.
The voice was so shrill that it made those who heard it sad, and those who heard it shed tears.
"I'm still young, and my mental construction is not in place. I will definitely find an opportunity to give Gu Yi some advice another day."
Pulling out a cigarette and holding it to his mouth, Constantine smiled and took a few steps forward, just as he saw Li Ang coming out of the corner with his pants up.
"."
Brother, did you go to the wrong place, there is no toilet there.
"Oh, a group of mages are looking for me. You know, no matter where you are, there will be some gangsters."
After listening to Li Ang's explanation, Constantine nodded in understanding. That's right, these guys are boring, and he dealt with one just now.
"Those people wanted me to join a small group led by Iker Casillas, but I rejected them. I saw that they wanted to do something but didn't dare to do it. I suggested that everyone should be civilized people, and we should solve it through literary struggle. question!"
"What Wendou?" Looking at Li Ang's pants, Constantine was very interested.
Li Ang's answer was very understated: "The king of urine!"
"The King of Urine?"
Stretching out his hand, Constantine subconsciously fanned the air in front of him. He always felt that there was some urine smell in the air.
"It's better than peeing."
Seeing that he didn't understand, Li Ang tightened his pants and explained the situation.
"Let's go up together and see who pees for the longest time, the farthest distance, and the most distinctive pee.
The person who wins can make a request that the other party cannot refuse. "
"So... this is Wendou?" Constantine asked.
"Yes~"
"What about martial arts?"
"Fight."
"."
After a pause, Constantine continued to ask.
"Those mages, all agree?"
He is very aware of the arrogance in the hearts of these mages.
"Well, they didn't agree at first, but they seemed to think this was an opportunity, so they happily agreed!"
Li Ang shrugged his shoulders, and the arrogant and proud expressions of those mages were still vivid in his memory, which was in stark contrast to the "doubting life" expressions after the Wendou ended.
"Ah Choo!" x3
Several mages were hung upside down on the tree. There was no village or shop behind this place. They cursed as they endured the heavy snow in the sky.
"Fack! What's going on with that Leon? It's not scientific at all!!"
The mage in the middle was aggrieved. A mage stopped talking about magic and talked about science, which shows the impact on his heart.
"It takes a long time to urinate and the distance is long, I can still understand it, but that thing spins and takes people flying into the sky, I absolutely can't accept it!!"
The person on the left yelled and doubted life, and his three outlooks were severely impacted. To use an old oriental saying, it means that the heart of Dao has collapsed.
"Stop vomit, now my mouth smells like urine, that guy must be on fire, it's yellow and spicy!"
The mage on the right retched a few times, and was about to die of anger, and anyone who took a sip would collapse.
It's okay if he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, the two on the left immediately remembered it, and they subconsciously smacked their mouths twice.
then.
"Ouch—" x3
"What is this thing in your hand?"
"Oh, you said this?"
After showing the toy horn in his hand, Li Ang explained.
"Last time I left in a hurry and didn't bring any presents to Anya. After I came back, I thought about it for a while and planned to give her a small trumpet~"
"So, what's the use of this horn?"
Constantine took the horn over and looked it over and over again. It looked like a low-quality toy from a roadside stall, and it didn't cost much.
But the gift that Li Ang sent out, is it that kind of mediocre thing?
With a smug face and a little mystery, he asked Constantine to give it a try.
Without hesitation, Constantine stuffed it into his...ah, no, it was Strange who just walked over.
(End of this chapter)
Himalayas, Karma Taj.
In the huge courtyard, mages chatted and walked leisurely in twos and threes.
"Hey~ Have you heard? Iron Man Stark is going to authorize steel armor!"
"News from the outside world?"
"Well, there has been a lot of news recently, and this news is everywhere."
"I've heard that too. There are rumors that... It seems that several armor manufacturing factories have been activated to mass-produce armor."
"They are all mortals, so what does it have to do with us mages?"
As soon as he came in from the courtyard, Constantine heard their conversation, and he greeted them warmly.
"Yo~ Isn't this Jeter?"
"Jed, are you here too?"
"Old Li, I haven't seen you for two days, why are you lame?"
The mages bent down and bowed their heads one after another, their faces changed drastically, and they ran faster than rabbits. In just a few days, Constantine's "name" has resounded throughout Karma Taj.
"Jack, you can't do this. We haven't seen each other for a few days. Are you so weak?"
His face was pale and he couldn't walk smoothly. A young mage ran a little slower and was immediately stopped by Constantine.
"."
Depressedly, he patted his thigh, and the mage collapsed when he thought of the scene that day.
"Asshole, Konstantin, you fuck me!!"
Isn't he just unconvinced?
Seeing that some people have been falling on Constantine's little boy recently, he wants to personally teach him a lesson and tell him to get out of Karma Taj!
The bold words when I set off that day seemed to be in my ears.
"Konstantin, you little trash, watch how I get him out!"
How could he think that Constantine was so despicable, he was so dazed by the flattery, that he wanted to find the best woman in the hotel to open his eyes.
Alas. This person is still too simple. Once he drinks too much, he will fall into the trap of others.
What kind of women are you looking for?That's 10 dinosaur-level aunts, okay?
Thinking of this, the young mage almost shed tears.
Bitter. Really bitter!
"Don't say that. It's not easy to do business these days. Please be considerate of the male boss. He is over 50. He slept in your bed just to make up a round number."
Seeing his sad look, Constantine patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and what he said was very informative.
"How about it, next time we change the house, I will be the host and ask you to be the chicken head king."
"Etc., etc!"
Staring, the mage seemed, seemed, indeed heard some great words.
He pointed at Constantine, his words trembling with excitement, and his articulation became unclear.
"You, what did you just say? Male, male, male boss?!"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
Blinking innocently, Konstantin admired.
"He is a little older, but he is very professional. He told me later that he will give you a 8% discount next time!"
"I you."
The mage was trembling, his face turned blue, his pupils shrank and his mouth opened and closed, and suddenly he let out a scream and rushed out of the yard.
The voice was so shrill that it made those who heard it sad, and those who heard it shed tears.
"I'm still young, and my mental construction is not in place. I will definitely find an opportunity to give Gu Yi some advice another day."
Pulling out a cigarette and holding it to his mouth, Constantine smiled and took a few steps forward, just as he saw Li Ang coming out of the corner with his pants up.
"."
Brother, did you go to the wrong place, there is no toilet there.
"Oh, a group of mages are looking for me. You know, no matter where you are, there will be some gangsters."
After listening to Li Ang's explanation, Constantine nodded in understanding. That's right, these guys are boring, and he dealt with one just now.
"Those people wanted me to join a small group led by Iker Casillas, but I rejected them. I saw that they wanted to do something but didn't dare to do it. I suggested that everyone should be civilized people, and we should solve it through literary struggle. question!"
"What Wendou?" Looking at Li Ang's pants, Constantine was very interested.
Li Ang's answer was very understated: "The king of urine!"
"The King of Urine?"
Stretching out his hand, Constantine subconsciously fanned the air in front of him. He always felt that there was some urine smell in the air.
"It's better than peeing."
Seeing that he didn't understand, Li Ang tightened his pants and explained the situation.
"Let's go up together and see who pees for the longest time, the farthest distance, and the most distinctive pee.
The person who wins can make a request that the other party cannot refuse. "
"So... this is Wendou?" Constantine asked.
"Yes~"
"What about martial arts?"
"Fight."
"."
After a pause, Constantine continued to ask.
"Those mages, all agree?"
He is very aware of the arrogance in the hearts of these mages.
"Well, they didn't agree at first, but they seemed to think this was an opportunity, so they happily agreed!"
Li Ang shrugged his shoulders, and the arrogant and proud expressions of those mages were still vivid in his memory, which was in stark contrast to the "doubting life" expressions after the Wendou ended.
"Ah Choo!" x3
Several mages were hung upside down on the tree. There was no village or shop behind this place. They cursed as they endured the heavy snow in the sky.
"Fack! What's going on with that Leon? It's not scientific at all!!"
The mage in the middle was aggrieved. A mage stopped talking about magic and talked about science, which shows the impact on his heart.
"It takes a long time to urinate and the distance is long, I can still understand it, but that thing spins and takes people flying into the sky, I absolutely can't accept it!!"
The person on the left yelled and doubted life, and his three outlooks were severely impacted. To use an old oriental saying, it means that the heart of Dao has collapsed.
"Stop vomit, now my mouth smells like urine, that guy must be on fire, it's yellow and spicy!"
The mage on the right retched a few times, and was about to die of anger, and anyone who took a sip would collapse.
It's okay if he didn't mention it, but when he mentioned it, the two on the left immediately remembered it, and they subconsciously smacked their mouths twice.
then.
"Ouch—" x3
"What is this thing in your hand?"
"Oh, you said this?"
After showing the toy horn in his hand, Li Ang explained.
"Last time I left in a hurry and didn't bring any presents to Anya. After I came back, I thought about it for a while and planned to give her a small trumpet~"
"So, what's the use of this horn?"
Constantine took the horn over and looked it over and over again. It looked like a low-quality toy from a roadside stall, and it didn't cost much.
But the gift that Li Ang sent out, is it that kind of mediocre thing?
With a smug face and a little mystery, he asked Constantine to give it a try.
Without hesitation, Constantine stuffed it into his...ah, no, it was Strange who just walked over.
(End of this chapter)
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