Maybe a Fake Gintama

"So, why did you call me to come alone?" Kawaki said as he sat on the sofa in Gintoki's room.

At this time, only Gintoki and Sadaharu were there. Kagura and Shinpachi had just gone out.

"I didn't ask you to come. It was Zura who asked you to come." Gintoki sat in front of his desk, his back facing Kawaki.

"It's not Zura! It's Katsura!" A familiar voice sounded. Kawaki looked at the place where the voice came from. At this time, Katsura jumped over the back window and jumped in.

"So it's Zura, then what's the matter?" Kawaki said indifferently.

"It's not Zura! It's Katsura!" Katsura said and gave Kawaki a punch.

"Haven't seen you for a long time and you're already greeting your old friend with a hook?" As he spoke, Kawaki stood up and took out his phone that he had just bought not long ago.

"Moshi Moshi, I'm a small citizen in Edo. I seem to have seen the escaped Kotaro on the wanted list. Ah, the location is..." Before Kawaki could finish speaking, his phone was cut off by Katsura.

"Hey! You! This is the latest smartphone! Not only can you watch all kinds of videos, but you can also make video calls anytime and anywhere! Do you know how much it costs!" Kawaki grabbed Katsura by the collar and shouted.

"I told you, it's not Zura, it's Katsura! By the way, is what you said true?! Not only can you watch a [beep--], but also naked [beep--]?!"

Katsura grabbed Kawaki by the collar and gritted his teeth, "Answer me! Answer me! Was there a lot of wives who couldn't stand their husband being away for a long time, children who were disobedient when they were in primary school, pulled their female classmates' braids and were called parents in the class, father-in-law was addicted to gambling, and then because she witnessed his husband cheating, they became thinner and thinner, feeling lonely! Hey! You bastard! Have you already done it?! No, have you already succeeded?! You bastard! You are going to take away my only interest?!"

"Die, Zura." Kawaki said as he pointed his umbrella at Zura, "Only you would think of such a wretched thing!"

"It's not Zura, it's Katsura!"

"Bang!" Yorozuya exploded…

"Hey, you two are enough! If you make such a ruckus, you'll attract Shinsengumi over later..." Gintoki's hair had already turned into a real afro.

"Don't worry, those guys are searching for the Shogun's younger sister who ran out of the Shogun's Palace, Princess Soyo." Katsura also replied confidently with an afro, "So don't worry, they definitely don't have the time to catch us."

"No, it's to catch you." Kawaki reminded.

"Kawaki, even you have become like this?! I heard from Gintoki that you can actually deal with the legendary Night King, Housen! As long as we have your power, we can change this country!"

Zura picked up his own sword and said, "Come pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [Sleeping [beep——] Kogoro], [Gintoki's Lucky Star], [The Face of the Five-Member Group], [Terrifying Man], [Stinky Boy Popular With Girls], [Kenshin Himura Without a Scar], and [Red Beast]'s power and lend it to me again!"

"Moshi Moshi, ah, love crazy X, Yoshiwara xxxxx Kawaki accepts. Hey, thank you." At this time, Kawaki was using the landline on Gintoki's desk to make a phone call.

After hanging up the phone, Kawaki looked at Katsura with a puzzled expression, "What did you say just now? Do you want me to buy one for you? It is possible, but you have to pay for it."

Katsura repeated with a black face, "Come pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [Sleeping [beep——] Kogoro], [Gintoki's Lucky Star], [The Face of the Five-Member Group], [Terrifying Man], [Stinky Boy Popular With Girls], [Kenshin Himura Without a Scar], and [Red Beast]'s power and lend it to me again!"

"Moshi Moshi, give me another one. Yes, it's green. He should like it. The address. Wait a minute, I'll ask." Kawaki held the phone and asked Katsura.

"Zura, what is your address? Why are you looking at me like that? Did you say something just now?"

Katsura's face darkened, but he still repeated it patiently. "Come pick up the sword again! Take your fearful [Sleeping [beep——] Kogoro], [Gintoki's Lucky Star], [The Face of the Five-Member Group], [Terrifying Man], [Stinky Boy Popular With Girls], [Kenshin Himura Without a Scar], and [Red Beast]'s power and lend it to me again!"

"Yes, send it directly to Shinsengumi's prison. Zura Kotaro will receive it." Kawaki said to the phone. At the same time, Katsura could no longer bear it. He stood up and cut the phone on Gintoki's table into two halves.

"It's not Zura! It's Katsura!"

"Hello! This is my phone! It's mine! You two..." Gintoki said as he kicked the two of them.

…

"Well, well, it's already half of nonsense. According to the progress of the animation, it's been 10 minutes in 20 minutes, so we can start. Now, it's officially started. What do you want me to do?" Kawaki sat on the sofa again and asked Katsura.

[Foreign Voice]: Hey! How can you express the author's sincerity!

"Your elusive skill in the battle with the Amanto has earned you a name of the [Red Beast] that makes all the Amanto terrified. No one knows what you really look like because all the Amanto who saw you died! So I sincerely invite you again, once again, once again to save this country with me!" Katsura said excitedly.

However, Kawaki had already stood up and walked to the door of Gintoki's house, "If there's nothing else, I'll go back."

"Wait, at least give me the hotline for buying that kind of phone!" Katsura shouted.

However, just as he finished shouting. He was kicked down by Gintoki.

"Let me tell you instead of this idiot that he can't find the main point in two chapters." Gintoki sighed and said.

"In fact, yesterday we were involved in an accident. Kagura and Shinpachi were captured by Harusame's group. Because of some accident, Zura and I worked together to save Kagura and Shinpachi. That was probably the case."

Hearing this, Kawaki sat down again.

"Although the other party is only at the lowest level among Harusame, I can still hear a few words from him. Harusame did not give up on looking for you, looking for the legendary [Red Beast]!" Katsura continued.

"If the other party can find me, come and find me. I don't care." Kawaki had an indifferent expression.

"Your destination is the battlefield! It's not the kind of place like Yoshiwara!" Katsura's face was full of sincerity. As he spoke, Katsura closed his eyes, his face full of resentment, "Why? Why are you in a place like Yoshiwara! Really... really... so envious!!"

"So you were thinking about this" Gintoki once again knocked Zura down.

"In fact, I got your address from Gintoki before, but I never succeeded in sneaking in. Every time I arrived at the gate, I was stopped by an inexplicable security guard, and then I didn't know anything until I woke up again." Katsura stood up and explained.

"The truth is, I gave your photo to the security uncle and told him that as long as this person came to the door. He would find a way to throw him out. I didn't expect that this uncle was really reliable. When I go back, I will give him a salary." Kawaki nodded with satisfaction.

"Photos! You still have my photo! It looks like you haven't forgotten me! Kawaki!" Katsura said with tears streaming down his face.

"No, the streets are full of your arrest warrant. I just tore one of them. Don't misunderstand, Zura." Kawaki explained.

"It's not Zura, it's Katsura! With the end of the war, all of you have disappeared. I have never understood what you are thinking and what you are looking at. However, I know that the two of you are the ones who understand each other the most! Moreover, you are both so powerful! If we gather the two of you again, we will definitely..." Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Kawaki and Gintoki at the same time.

"That's why you have always been an idiot, Zura. Whether it is me or this guy, we don't understand each other at all. Moreover, I have already told you that our battle has ended a long time ago," Gintoki said while picking his nose.

"It's not Zura, it's Katsura!"

"That's right, our battle has ended a long time ago. I experienced the same life as you. I'm sorry, I'm not interested at all. So, goodbye, I haven't opened the FPS game I just bought this morning." Kawaki opened the door and walked out, but Kawaki didn't notice that Katsura also followed him…

"Hey, that Yato little girl has some connection with you, right? She is in a very bad situation now, Kawaki." Katsura suddenly appeared beside Kawaki who was walking on the road and asked.

"What do you mean?" Kawaki stopped and asked.

"As I said before, all the Shinsengumi in Edo are searching for the Shogun's sister. Guess where the Shogun's sister is now? And who is next to her?"

However, just as Katsura finished speaking, Kawaki had already pointed the umbrella at Katsura, "Zura, there are some jokes that can't be joked about."

"Hahaha, it's still the same as before. I was just testing you. I didn't expect you to really admit it. Also, it's not Zura, it's Katsura." Katsura smiled indifferently, "Don't worry, this matter has nothing to do with me. I just saw the Shogun's sister in the park on the way here. However, I can't say for sure what the Shinsengumi will do. After all, their leader's temper is not soft and easy to bully. If Shinsengumi doesn't care..."

Before Katsura could finish speaking, Kawaki had already rushed into the distance.

Looking at the back of Kawaki, Katsura smiled helplessly, "Really, what has changed? It's exactly the same as before." However, just as he finished speaking, Katsura suddenly remembered something and shouted in the direction where Kawaki had left, "Hey! You haven't told me about the purchase hotline for the mobile phone! Hey! Can't you pay in installments! Hey!"

But Kawaki has already disappeared...