Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Hey, so why did you come to my place at such a delicate time? Why did you come here when I was just about to eat lunch?" Kawaki looked at the Yorozuya people in front of him with disdain.

However, at this time, the three people did not speak. Instead, they stared at the food on the table in Kawaki's room.

"Hey, stop drooling!" Kawaki was completely defeated, "Forget it, let's eat together if you're hungry."

After Kawaki finished speaking, the three of them instantly ran to the table and began to wolf down the food.

"Good... Very good-aru," Kagura said as she ate.

"Hey! Swallow the food in your mouth before you speak!" Kawaki couldn't help but shout.

Hearing this, Kagura instantly swallowed the food in her mouth.

"Chew it well! Luffy eats like this!"

…

"Tell me, what are you doing here? Don't tell me you're just here to freeload? If that's the case, I'll really despise you, Gintoki." After dinner, Kawaki looked at the three people who were burping continuously.

"Actually, it was to find a pet. A certain big shot lost his pet, so he entrusted it to Yorozuya. We came here to see if there were any clues. This is the photo." Shinpachi sat up and handed a photo to Kawaki.

"This, I seem to have seen it somewhere..." Looking at the familiar creature in the photo, Kawaki murmured.

"Really" Shinpachi exclaimed in surprise, then looked at Gintoki and Kagura, "Looks like coming here is the right choice. Gin-san, Kagura-chan!"

"Let me think about it again." As he spoke, Kawaki closed his eyes and tried hard to recall, "Oh right!"

Hearing this, the three of them looked over with anticipation.

"This is Majin Buu, right? I was wondering why there was such a familiar feeling. Although it still doesn't feel like it, the one who entrusted you with this task is Babidi, right." Just as Kawaki finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by the three of them.

"Majin Buu your head! Although that Prince Pinhead is indeed a bit similar! It's the octopus in the photo! Do you think this is Dragon Ball? " Gintoki said as he kicked.

"Turtle School Martial Art... Turtle School Martial Art..." Kagura shouted as she kicked.

"No, I just feel that it is a bit similar. If it is a complete collection of dragon balls, I can lend it to you. But I really don't have any impression of this kind of octopus. You know, I hate sashimi and other foods the most." Kawaki got up and wiped his nosebleed.

"Speaking of which, I seem to remember that Kawaki-san likes to eat Chinese food," Shinpachi said.

"Majin Buu~Turtle School Martial Art-aru~" Kagura, who was at the side, was still immersed in the Dragon Ball topic that Kawaki just mentioned.

"That can't be right, Kagura-chan. Majin Buu can not be eliminated with his Turtle School Martial Art. Only Kakarot's Super Spirit Bomb can it be eliminated." Shinpachi couldn't help but remind her.

"Then, Super Spirit Bomb-aru~" Although Kagura changed her lines, her posture was still in the posture of Turtle School Martial Art.

"The posture, the posture, the posture is wrong. Since you have called out the name Super Spirit Bomb, you should put on the posture of the Super Spirit Bomb. You are still using the posture of the Turtle School Martial Art. Look carefully, if you want to..." Kawaki stood up as he spoke. Just as he was about to raise his hands, he was kicked over by Gintoki again. Shinpachi and Kagura, who were at the side, were also kicked down.

"Enough! We are here to find the octopus, idiot! We are not here to learn the Turtle School Martial Art and Super Spirit Bomb from Master Mutaito!" Gintoki shouted.

(TL note: Mater Mutaito is the teacher of Master Roshi and Master Shen)

"No, Gintoki, you remembered wrong. The Super Spirit Bomb was taught by the Kaiou-sama (King Kia)." Kawaki got up, stretched out a finger, and shook his head.

"I see, I see, I see," Kagura and Shinpachi cupped their hands and nodded at the same time.

"I see your head! Searching is what are we doing now!" Gintoki said and kicked the three people down again.

"What I don't know is why are you here! You come here to Yoshiwara to find a fart octopus! Is this a place where minors like the two of them come?! If you want to find it, go to the Japanese food store or seafood market to find it. You bastard!" Kawaki got up and retorted.

"I see, I see, I see." Kagura and Shinpachi cupped their hands again and nodded.

"Is it this reaction again?!"

"Alright, I just happen to be going out to buy a new FPS game. I'll send you guys out on the way." Kawaki said as he pushed and pulled the three of them out of the door.

…

"Hey, why do I feel that the uncle guarding the door of Yoshiwara looks familiar!" After walking out of Yoshiwara, Gintoki could not help but ask Kawaki.

"What nonsense are you talking about? He's just an uncle who was recruited not long ago." Kawaki waved his hand and said, "The resume said that he was a temporary actor and played several scenes of the same type. Later, when he didn't want to do it, he wanted to find a place to be a security guard."

…

"I want to eat the Takoyaki-aru!" Kagura raised her hand and shouted.

Then, Kawaki unconsciously walked to the store selling Takoyaki and ordered two portions. Seeing this, Kagura happily walked forward and leaned next to Kawaki, looking forward to watching the shop owner who made Takoyaki skillfully.

"Hey, Gin-san, don't you feel a little subtle? Those two?" Shinpachi looked at the backs of Kawaki and Kagura and then said to Gintoki beside him.

However, by the time Shinpachi looked over, Gintoki had already come over…

"Do you want to eat too" Shinpachi complained.

"There is no share for you." Kawaki couldn't help but say to Gintoki. At the same time, he handed the two servings to Shinpachi and Kagura.

"Kawaki-san isn't eating either?" Shinpachi couldn't help but ask as he took the Takoyaki.

"Yes, I hate food that has a fishy smell. Even the smell of sea fish," Kawaki nodded and said.

"Kawaki-san is indeed different from Gin-san. He is like a mature adult, just like a reliable uncle." Shinpachi could not help but praise him. However, just as he finished speaking, Shinpachi found that the Takoyaki in his hand had been secretly eaten by Gintoki, "Hey! When can you become more mature like Kawaki-san!"

"Okay, see you later. I am going to buy a new FPS game. Don't you still have work?" Kawaki looked at the Yorozuya group who were fighting over the Takoyaki and said with a smile.

"I almost forgot. Uncle, have you seen such an octopus before?" Shinpachi said as he handed the photo to the Takoyaki's shop owner.

"Although I have seen octopuses a lot, this image is very unfamiliar," The Takoyaki's shop owner took the photo and said, "Hey, Saburo, do you know this octopus?" The Takoyaki shop owner handed the photo to the apprentice beside him.

However, Kawaki had already walked far away with an umbrella at this time. Looking at the back of Kawaki, Kagura was deep in thought.

"What's wrong, Kagura-chan?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"He, he has a familiar smell-aru," Kagura said.

"Smell? What smell?"

"It smells very similar to that of Mommy," Kagura replied.

"Huh? Don't tell me you still think that Kawaki-san is your uncle? Didn't he personally deny it?" Shinpachi couldn't help but reply.

"Let's go. We have found a clue." Gintoki said at this time.

Only then did Shinpachi and Kagura come back to their senses…

…

"So, the three of you came here in the middle of the night just in time for me to have dinner. What are you doing? How's your work? Did you find Pesu?" Kawaki continued to look at Gintoki, who was the leader, with a look of disdain.

"Pesu... He has been killed..."

"The search... it's finished..." Hearing this, Kawaki nodded and said.

"Nani? Has Pesu ever shown his face? It seems to be finished before he shows his face, right? So the work is finished? It's a failure, right? And then you want to come here again to freeload, right?!" Kawaki was completely convinced.

However, at this time, the stomach of one of the three people rumbled.

Kawaki smiled helplessly, "For the last time, eat."

Immediately, the three of them cheered and once again ran to the dining table in Kawaki's room and wolfed down the food.

After dinner, Kawaki looked at the three of them who were burping again and shook his head helplessly. Then, Kawaki took out a photo and threw it on Gintoki's face.

"Consider it taking care of you. I entrust you with a job."

"What job? Assassination? Or?" Gintoki picked up the photo and took a closer look, "What are we going to do to this brat?"

"Basically, a little brat will come to Yoshiwara every day. It seems to be a little brat born from a courtesan when the Night King ruled. However, for various reasons, it was sent out by Hinowa. Now, it is mistaken that Hinowa is its mother. Every day, it wants to see Hinowa." Kawaki explained.

"You want to lay your hands on such a small child?! Are you still a human" Gintoki grabbed Kawaki by the collar and said, "But if the reward is enough, it can still be discussed." Gintoki stretched out five fingers.

Kawaki shook off Gintoki's hand and kicked him away, "What are you thinking about? Hinowa wants to adopt him, but according to some investigation, this child may have walked the evil path. The job I give you is to take this child to the right path and then bring him here. "

"We are not a problem child correction office!" Gintoki got up and said.

"Then, I can only do it myself. Sigh, this money can only be spent on my own." As Kawaki spoke, he took out a thick envelope.

"Yorozuya, take this request! Please leave the commission to us! We are obliged to save a child who has gone astray!" Gintoki's attitude instantly changed.

"Hey, the change in attitude is too fast. I don't want to retort anymore!" Shinpachi looked at Kawaki, "Why does she want to adopt the child? That Hinowa?"

"It seems that Hinowa protected this child and sent him out. In the past, if a courtesan gave birth to a child, both the mother and the child would be executed. Generally speaking, this should be the case." Kawaki continues, "Please do the work. After the work is done, I will pay you the reward. Go back quickly!"