NOVEL WEB Chapter 141: Chapter 141
Spider-Man Parker successfully rescued his girlfriend, Mary Jane. As they both hugged and kissed deeply in the dilapidated apartment, he felt that it was all worth it! But good times didn't last long, Parker was too busy! As the 'ground spirit' of New York, a miserable man cursed by his own uncle, Parker probably couldn't leave New York in this life. Every day was a constant cycle between school, the newspaper office, his apartment, fighting crime, and even delivering food on the side. He had time for everything except spending time with his girlfriend.
It was precisely because of this that Mary Jane found that being a superhero's girlfriend wasn't as glamorous as she thought. Frankly, since breaking off her engagement to the newspaper boss's son, her career immediately plummeted. After all, no theater owner would hire a minor actress who was constantly criticized in the newspapers. They even had to hire two more people every day to clean up the trash on the stage, which was too expensive! So Mary Jane's standard of living rapidly declined, sometimes even needing to rely a little on Parker. After all, this was the capitalist United States; even as a superhero, you had to work two jobs a day just to barely support yourself. This made their already not-so-rich lives even worse, so Parker resolutely broke up. By the time Parker realized it, his good friend Harry (who would later become Green Goblin) was already in a relationship. Coincidentally, his girlfriend's name was also Mary Jane.
"Kurohane, I really can't watch this anymore! Parker is too miserable! I want to give him warmth with my body temperature!"
Deadpool squatted on the roof of a building, watching Parker, who was doubting his life in the apartment, and hypocritically wiping away tears. He was about to jump from the roof, even pretending he could shoot webs from his hands.
Kurohane, on the other hand, opened a can of cola and watched Deadpool perform casually, like an attendant working at a toilet entrance. He was already used to the smell of the toilet and couldn't smell anything at all! He was already accustomed to Deadpool's foolishness; if Deadpool actually jumped from the building, he would even applaud him!
"This is just the beginning! Wait until Sandman appears and beats Parker up, then Harry turns into the Green Goblin and beats Parker up again. Then, when the newspaper boss finds out that Parker's girlfriend is also named Mary Jane, and looks exactly like his runaway fiancée, and then fires him, that's when it's truly miserable!"
"That's too miserable! The scriptwriter is truly not human, I'll secretly stab him sooner or later!"
"But did we forget something?" Kurohane always felt like he had forgotten something; after all, it was an old movie from many years ago, and some plot points were unclear!
Deadpool tilted his head in a daze, found a blind spot, pointed at Kurohane with two fingers and laughed, "Venom! It's Venom! Our poor Parker was played by Mary Jane, yet he still didn't darken. If it weren't for Venom's possession, our Parker would never have darkened! I have to say, this Parker is too upright; even when he darkens, he just changes his suit and hairstyle, attacks a reporter who used fake photos, and gets his job back, that's it!"
"Then isn't this a job opportunity?!" Kurohane put down the cola in his hand, pulling out a notebook from his Space Ring.
"You, Wade! Codename Deadpool, are a superhero who hunts alien lifeforms from Venom! You discover that Parker has Venom's presence on him, so you have a fierce battle with Parker, but you can't win! But after Parker gives up Venom's power, he chooses to fight Venom with you in a decisive battle. Finally, you form a superhero team with him and establish a new film project! 'Venom 4: Deadpool and Spider-Man,' what do you think?"
"I love you to death, Kurohane! All those Hollywood scriptwriters should just die; only you are a born genius for this!" Deadpool ripped off his mask, wanting to give Kurohane a flying leap and a passionate kiss. The result was a gunshot, and the wild-minded Deadpool fell to the ground.
I have to say, Deadpool was already accustomed to the way he interacted with Kurohane; every time he acted like an asshole, he would get shot in the head by Kurohane. But fixing his mask was troublesome, so he chose to take off his mask every time he acted like an asshole!
Kurohane also hadn't been idle these past few days; he was constantly performing heroic deeds in New York City. Besides collecting some insignificant justice points, the weapons and ammunition in his Space Ring, as well as US dollars, also increased! Suffice it to say, the US dollars Kurohane 'coordinated' from these villains were enough for Parker to sell his photos for a lifetime!
Sure enough, Parker, who was slacking and doubting life in the apartment, found a black Spider-Man suit. After putting it on, he was like a different person; his punches and kicks were unrestrained, and every move was aimed at taking lives. He brutally beat the Green Goblin, causing Harry to be disfigured by a pumpkin bomb. It was because of this that Parker realized something was wrong; beneath this black Spider-Man suit, he was full of aggression, which wasn't his true self!
Just as he was about to rip off the black Spider-Man suit, our Deadpool arrived by taxi!
"Oh, my beautiful little Venom, come to daddy? This Parker is miserable enough; the only one who can get into his body is me!"
Kurohane shook his head. With just that opening line, he was already asking to be taken away by the police! He didn't even need to intentionally mess things up; this Deadpool guy could mess everything up on his own! No wonder he traveled through so many worlds and hadn't found anyone he could 'spark' with!
The result was... Parker stared at Deadpool with a blank expression, swung away with his web, leaving Deadpool, who had taken a taxi to perform a mission, standing there alone in a daze!
"Kurohane! What kind of garbage script did you design? Hurry up and give me that notebook to wipe my ass!" Deadpool stood there in impotent rage; he knew Kurohane was watching nearby, so he could only shout at the surroundings for himself!
A portal appeared, and Kurohane walked out of it, directly handing the notebook to Deadpool. "Take it and wipe your ass. Before you do, look at the lines you said. Was there a single word that was the same as what I wrote?"
"Yes! Wasn't the word 'Venom' exactly the same?!" Deadpool tore off his mask and began to spit at Kurohane.
Bang!
A shot, and Kurohane knocked down a maskless Deadpool again, completely astonishing the taxi driver next to him!
"Why aren't you leaving? You've witnessed a murder scene; you can't leave even if you want to!"
"I drive to support my family; even if you crash into the Twin Towers, you still have to pay!"
"What's the fare?"
"19 dollars!"
"Here's 20, keep the change."
The taxi driver stomped on the gas pedal and sped past Deadpool, seeing the tire marks on Deadpool's ugly face, Kurohane closed his eyes in despair: "What~~~ a~~~ mess~~~!"