NOVEL WEB Chapter 137: Chapter 137
Deadpool swiftly flipped, evading Kurohane's grasping hand aimed at his neck, and hid several meters away, his red mask leering.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't start with violence. I'd much rather you help me with your mouth!" Deadpool quipped, his tone as flirtatious as ever, sending shivers down Kurohane's spine.
"If you keep telling dirty jokes in front of me, I guarantee you won't be able to get it up for the rest of your life!" Kurohane retorted, two Seraphim Shields already materialized in his hands—the standard display of a Kamar-Taj Mage—which almost made Deadpool climax from sheer shock!
Deadpool clapped both hands over his mouth, striking the classic Home Alone poster pose. "Stephen Strange!!! Are you some version of Stephen Strange? Are they starting to promote Asian-faced Sorcerer Supremes recently? Where's your Cloak of Levitation?"
"My name is Kurohane, not Stephen Strange. You're part of Marvel, after all," Kurohane said, slightly annoyed, letting out a sigh. "How can you enjoy reading those bootleg comics? You don't even recognize the Sorcerer Supreme before Stephen Strange?" As soon as Kurohane said that, he knew he was done for. He must have been infected by Deadpool's (idiot/crazy-ass) virus. Otherwise, he wouldn't say something so low-brow!
"You know, even if you said you were Shang-Chi, I'd find it more credible. How could an Asian face be the Sorcerer Supreme, just because of political correctness? Don't be ridiculous..." Deadpool hadn't finished speaking when he was stunned by Kurohane's appearance. A pair of wings, entirely made of light, appeared behind Kurohane, emitting a hazy white glow that stretched across the dark alley, as if from another dimension.
"WTF! You're a Mutant too?! What's your relation to Archangel, whose wings were upgraded by Apocalypse and turned into steel? Are you his father? Or is he your father? Or do you both have the same father?" Deadpool asked, his voice filled with endless curiosity.
"I am your father," Kurohane retorted expressionlessly, as if ashamed of the persona he had lost. Even the most serious person couldn't remain serious in front of that Deadpool!
"Wouldn't that be too easy on my mom? My mom has never slept with an Asian guy as handsome as you in her life! How about this, since you can't go back anyway, I'll recognize you as my dad from now on, and you give me money?"
Kurohane: "I need to find a way to deal with this foul mouth first, and then go find Dr. Octopus!"
He casually drew a circle at Deadpool's feet, a golden light pattern appearing on the floor. Although Deadpool struggled with all his might, after letting out a surprised shout, he fell into the portal without a hitch. The move Kurohane used now was the one Stephen Strange used on Loki in Thor: Ragnarok. The Spatial Corridor Infinite Fall technique! Of course, Kurohane came up with that name himself. In short, it uses two portals to form a loop. Under the influence of gravity, as long as no one lets him out, and as long as he can't fly, he will fall forever, without a day of stopping!
As for whether he would fall to his death... If Kurohane dropped Deadpool to his death, he might still thank Kurohane even as a ghost!
As for Dr. Octopus, he was even more important in Kurohane's eyes than Spider-Man! Because the little Spider-Man in the main Marvel Universe, the Tom Holland version of Spider-Man, to make others forget Spider-Man and Peter Parker, he asked Stephen Strange to cast some kind of spell. In short, this brought past Spider-Man villains into the main Universe, including Dr. Octopus!
So, as long as he followed Dr. Octopus, he could return to the main Marvel Universe. As long as he could return to the main Marvel Universe, he could find the Time Variance Authority. As long as he could find the Time Variance Authority, his goal would be achieved! Although it sounded a bit convoluted, this was the fastest way Kurohane could think of to find the Time Variance Authority. Because in this Sony Spider-Man Universe, the Time Variance Authority was never mentioned. He couldn't find it even if he wanted to!
The light wings behind him flapped suddenly, and he flew towards the speeding train. Like a streak of white light, he coincidentally caught an innocent passenger who had been thrown out by Dr. Octopus. He casually placed the passenger, who had already fainted from fright, on the ground, and then flew towards the train again, his speed like lightning.
Dr. Octopus was not originally a character skilled in combat; he was actually an excellent scientist. To shake off Spider-Man's entanglement, he began continuously throwing passengers off the train. So our Spider-Man became a firefighter, leaving the train to save people one by one. When he realized he couldn't save the last person, his heart briefly fell into immense pain. At this moment, an Asian-faced Angel appeared and lightly caught that passenger, like a divine revelation!
Peter Parker: "Nice! New York needs more heroes!"
After this flying Angel put the person down, he continued to chase the train. Spider-Man also swung twice across the city and quickly caught up. Although not quite in line with physics, it was very much in line with comic logic!
"That mechanical octopus just broke the brakes of this train and maximized its speed before setting off. There's about one minute left, and everyone on this train will die. Do you have a plan?"
Spider-Man had just reached the front of the train when he was caught by the man with a pair of light wings on his back. He had a kind smile on his face, like a polite gentleman. He was truly from a different world from this poor reporter who lived in a single apartment! "They're both Superheroes, why was he possessed by an Angel, while I was bitten by a spider?!" Parker thought, a touch of jealousy.
But today, I will let you, this Angel, know that what you can't do doesn't mean I can't! Spider-Man Parker didn't hesitate for a second, taking a massive leap to the front of the train. He used both his feet to push against the sleepers on the railway track. The methods of mutated poor heroes were often so crude. But this was the Sony world, not the Marvel world! Not every mutated Superhero could stop a train with bare hands like Hulk! Spider-Man Parker trying to stop the train with his feet, it could be said to be quite creative!
Sure enough, three seconds later, Parker pulled his feet back, his face contorted. Parker didn't say anything, just kept rubbing his feet.
Kurohane: "Witnessing the 'Netherworld Scene' firsthand is truly different!"
Before Kurohane could speak, Parker began to perform his duty, continuously shooting webs from his wrists. Dozens of webs stuck to the walls of the buildings around the train. Parker held these dozens of webs tightly. As the train moved forward, the strength in Parker's body grew stronger. First, his Spider-Man suit ripped, then several webs broke because they couldn't withstand the force. If it weren't for his strong will, he would have fainted long ago!
The train's speed slowed, but Parker's eyelids grew heavier. Just as he was about to lose consciousness, a warm power entered his body, making him clear-headed, as if sparks of energy ignited within him! A large hand rested on his shoulder, and a divine voice came from beside his ear.
"You're doing great, kid."