NOVEL WEB 12. Plan
Over the course of these few seconds I had a relapse of PTSD. I could feel my fear aura along with all the buffs from the titles I have, being released due to my lack of control. At the very least in the new world my strength was pretty much guaranteed. After all, I was a mighty spider ruling a tomb full of evil beings. In the world portrayed by marvel comics, such strength is meaningless. It all depended on the authors whims and wishes regarding who won or perished. Not to mention the plethora of beings stronger than me in marvel. Even cosmic entities are not safe from this as they regularly get beaten by people much weaker than them.
*Deep Breath*First, I have to deal with the issues in front of me, before making detailed plans for the future as well as contingency plans in case anything goes wrong, which it most certainly will. I will have my dearest slacker life. Nothing can stop me, not even the entire marvel multiverse. I quickly got my fear aura under control and also closed my eyes.
I would have talked to those humans happily if not for the news they brought. There was no need for further conversation as the evil eye of past sight has already told me everything I need to know. I used the parallel minds skill to discuss what's the next course of action and came up with a plan.
Looking back towards the Mobius and the rest of the TVA members, they were all shaking out of fear. The fear aura seemed to work very well. They were only normal human beings after all. Even after I stopped releasing the fear aura, their shaking did not subside. The glaring guardians were not doing them any favours either.
A tiny void opened above my palm as my tiny spider clones crawled out of there. They crawled all the way towards the TVA members, over their bodies and into their ears all while they could not resist. As expected, the humans started screaming.
"W-wait..What?"
"N-no."
"Get those creepy bugs of me."
"Mom, help me, I'm scared of spiders."
"Daddy, save me, I'll provide you with a lifetime supply of bananas. Just get that spider out of my ea-rrr.."
(A/N: Random BS)
Some of those shouts were weird. Wait, why are the guardians getting angry again right now? Is it because they called my spider clones creepy? Nevermind. My little spider clones made their way into their skulls and connected to their minds as peace and tranquillity was restored to the throne room. Now I have full control over these humans. I sent a message to Solution and summoned her to the throne room. She should arrive in a few minutes. That gives me enough time to work on my plan.
The reason nexus events occur according to the TVA is, in simple terms, because someone does something they are not meant to do. The reason for the anomaly the TVA encountered this time, the one that He Who Remains could not foresee, was of course due to their entrance into this world. After all, not only does our existence disrupt the regular flow of time, it is not even meant to exist in this entire multiverse. All in all, we are a true anomaly.
Due to our presence the multiversal war that marvel was hyping about is inevitable. In fact, it was inevitable even without our presence, as this world loves to throw everything into shit. Since, everything is going to shit anyway, I'll just ensure peace for a little while with my plan.
Ever since I found out this is the world of the marvel multiverse, I have been using my parallel minds to understand the administrator skill adequately. In YGGDRASIL, it allowed me to hack into the system to limited levels, but now there was no system. Then I remembered what the Ancient One said in the Doctor Strange movie, that spells are programs; the source code that shapes reality. This got me thinking that if I consider this entire universe, as one big system, then I could hack into it using the administrator skill and achieve an effect akin to reality warping. Of course, as a low tier god, the effect would be limited. So I definitely could not achieve something like the 'NO MORE MUTANTS!' spell that Wanda used. That said, it was enough for what I planned.
I am going to make the universe 'think' that we were always a part of this universe. Of course, that would not be enough to divert the TVA's attention. If the nexus event that gave them such trouble disappeared without a trace and the members they sent to investigate returned empty handed they would have no idea what caused the anomaly in the first place. Then they would definitely keep trying to investigate the root cause of the anomaly and I don't want to deal with that headache. Even if the TVA in the Loki tv show is rather weak, I prefer having no troubles at all over a bunch of flies buzzing around me.
With that said, I thought- 'skill: Administrator' which opened a menu floating in the air in front of me.
<Earth ???>
<Outlier> The Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick <Outlier>
I quickly found a line that was highlighted in red and deleted the <Outlier>. This would deceive the Universe sufficiently. Now if I tried to add that 'Shiraori is the creator of the universe' into the code, that would result in an error. As I said earlier, I am still a low tier god.
I then quickly pulled out a 'horn of the goblin general' from my pocket dimension. Yes, that's right. The same trash item that Ainz gave to Enri. I then again used the administrator skill on the horn and added the <outlier> tags next to it. This would make it so that no matter what members of Nazarick do, it would be considered normal while this tiny horn would be the only object from out of this multiverse. Now, I would control the humans to bring back the horn to the TVA so that they would leave us in peace. The mind controlled Mobius could also steal information from the TVA and provide it to me so that I can use the knowledge of future events along with my understanding of comics and movies to come up with the contingency plans. I do understand that someone will most likely figure everything out soon, but hopefully I will be better prepared by then.
(A/N: I don't know anything about any sort of coding at all. Whatever I have written above is what I think coding is. As a master of the art of bullshit, making up all of this nonsense is my forte.)
Just as I finished making the changes, Solution entered the throne room. I ordered her: 'Solution, return their belongings to them. Everything except for the object that man named Mobius was holding.' I of course knew everything that the TVA members experienced with Demiurge and Solution due to the effect of my evil eye.
The tempad would allow me to escape all over the timeline in case something goes wrong. Time is still something beyond reach for many beings after all. As I would be carrying Nazarick in my pocket dimension, I could just start anew in a safer place, if such a place exists.
Solution did as I ordered and the controlled humans equipped themselves with practised ease. I handed them the horn of the goblin general as they used the tempad to open a time door and walk into it. The time door soon vanished with the TVA members out of sight. I then quickly used dimensional magic to hide Nazarick in my pocket dimension.
Not wanting to deal with the guardians right now and tired after this whole fiasco, I used the chat software to command:
'I will explain everything in due time. I just need some rest right now. We will talk later.'
And not wanting to interact any further than what was already beyond my daily limit for social interaction, I used the ring of Ainz Ooal Gown teleport to my room on the 10th floor and collapse on my comfy bed letting sleep engulf me.
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A/N: Does this chapter make sense? I am going with it anyway even if it does not make sense because I can.