Chapter 365
(The story starts a few years ago. To be honest, you should go to the cinema to watch it yourself. I am really handsome in this movie! Okay, I won’t complain for the rest of the time. I’ll leave it to the author.)
Eight years ago, 616 main universe, sacred timeline
“Please, give me a chance. I really want to join the Avengers and save the world with them and eat a royal meal.” Deadpool was dressed very formally today. He specially selected a well-tailored suit and a pair of polished leather shoes, hoping that he could meet this fate-changing interview in the best condition.
Since his girlfriend felt insecure and lived with him in a precarious life a few months ago, under the persuasion of his girlfriend, after all, he is now sharing an apartment with a blind old woman in her 60s.
To be honest, as a superhero, he lives too miserably. For his beautiful life and his future girlfriend Vanessa, Deadpool decided to find a job.
The most coveted force for superheroes is the Avengers. Once they join the Avengers, they will have official support, a salary, and most importantly, stability.
So Deadpool came to the Avengers building for an interview.
But things didn’t seem to go very smoothly. Tony’s driver, Happy, didn’t seem to like Deadpool.
And now Happy has become the head of the Avengers’ security department.
Facing Deadpool’s plea, Happy asked seriously, “Do you have any experience in teamwork?”
After all, Happy has interviewed many unorganized superheroes recently, and he is almost immune to them. People with some superpowers want to join their Avengers. After all, the Avengers is the hottest superhero brand today.
Happy paused, as if considering his next words. He knew the weight of this sentence: “You know, every mission, we are walking on the edge of life and death, and every decision may affect the fate of the entire team.
So, the team’s cooperation experience is not only a record of the past, but also a prediction of the possible future.”
Deadpool talked freely: “Of course, I once formed an X-Force team, but the members basically died later, and I was the only one left.” Deadpool became less and less confident as he spoke.
This really can’t be blamed on him. Who would have thought that these guys would be so unlucky and die in a parachute jump.
He looked around. This office seemed like a miniature superhero museum. Every exhibit carried a legend. There was Captain America’s shield, a helmet representing Iron Man, and other superhero items.
This made Deadpool yearn for it. It would be great if he could become as famous as these superheroes one day after joining the Avengers.
After hearing Deadpool’s answer, Happy was obviously very dissatisfied with it. If this guy joined the Avengers, would other members also lose their lives?
Seeing Happy’s expression, Deadpool hurriedly said sincerely: “I want to join the Avengers. I want to join the Avengers for my beloved.”
However, Happy did not refuse directly. He continued to persuade Deadpool: “Why do you have to join the Avengers to be a superhero? In fact, behind the Avengers, there are still a lot of people supporting it to succeed, just like me, not also supporting the group of superheroes behind.”
“And your superpower is actually very ordinary.”
Deadpool didn’t understand why this fat man could get to the head of the security department, just because he was Tony’s driver, a pure relative!
Deadpool retorted: “What is your superpower, parallel parking?”
Happy didn’t care about Deadpool’s ridicule. After all, people with some abilities don’t have good personalities. He has long been used to being around Tony.
He just stood up and walked towards the door step by step with Deadpool in his arms
Then he pushed Deadpool out of the door, “Bang!” The door was shut heavily, and the loud noise echoed in the empty corridor.
“We will inform you when there is a result!”
Deadpool looked at the heavy door disappointedly, he knew that he had been rejected to join the Avengers.
This made him feel discouraged.
As a result, he also wanted to retire and stop being a superhero.
(Deadpool is dead! You picked it!! Idol!)
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Eight years later (a few days ago) Universe 10005
Deadpool, the superhero once known for his unruly and crazy, has quietly shed his iconic battle suit and devoted himself to the life of ordinary people.
In this universeIn a corner, he took on the role of a salesman in an inconspicuous second-hand car shop under the recommendation of his good friend Peter.
Every day, he wore his iconic fake headgear and shuttled between various vehicles in the name of selling cars. Although he occasionally missed the adventures and excitement of the past, he cherished this stable life more.
Despite his meager income and mediocre performance, Deadpool was extremely optimistic.
As usual, Deadpool finished his day’s work, changed into casual clothes, and set off on the road back to the apartment. The corridor was quiet, with only his footsteps echoing.
However, when his sixth sense caught a hint of unusual breath, years of combat experience instantly made him tense. He slowed down and slowly approached the door, secretly on guard.
At this moment, the warm light suddenly lit up in the room, and then the door was slowly pushed open, and a group of familiar faces came into view. Holding ribbons and smiling, they shouted in unison: “Happy Birthday!” It turned out that today was Deadpool’s birthday, and his friends planned this party to give him a surprise.
Deadpool was stunned at first, and then a relieved smile appeared on his face. He realized that his nervousness just now was completely unnecessary.
This group of people are all his comrades and friends, including Peter, Ganglishi, Blind Woman El, San Fourth Level, Negative Sound Wave Girl, his girlfriend Xue Xu, and of course Deadpool’s ex-girlfriend Vanessa.
These are Deadpool’s few friends in this world, and they are also the few people who don’t dislike him.
At the party, everyone laughed and shared each other’s life, reminiscing about the past adventures. Sometimes Deadpool thought that it would be okay to live like this in the future.
But this atmosphere was soon broken by someone.
“Bang, bang, bang” Hearing someone knocking on the door, Deadpool opened it and saw a fully armed figure looking at him
“Hey, buddy, are you here to celebrate my birthday? Although I don’t know you!”
“No, Wade Wilson, you are under arrest!”