Marvel: A Lazy-Ass Superman

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Everyone onboard the jet was caught in a strange limbo—part relief, part dread.

Relief because it felt like they might actually make it. Dread because, as Brian had said, nothing counted until they were safely on the ground.

The atmosphere inside the cabin was tense but laser-focused. All ears were on the cockpit, listening to the captain's calm voice as he relayed every single control input and instrument reading—officially to air traffic control, but in reality, he was talking to the man flying outside the plane.

Every heading, every angle, every correction was transmitted aloud. It was like narrating for a co-pilot who wasn't in the cockpit… but under the fuselage.

Brian sat beside the captain, his eyes glued to the gauges. The second Henry made a move that was too aggressive or outside parameters, Brian would jump in. But strangely enough, that never happened.

Every shift Henry made—every tilt, every correction—was eerily precise, almost as if the man outside was wired into the damn avionics.

The captain had even taken his hands off the controls, leaving the aircraft fully in Henry's care. The only things he touched now were the other flight systems. Legally, anything recorded by the black box had to show the pilot in command. But the control yoke? That wouldn't leave a trace.

It was a perfect setup to maintain the illusion.

As the altimeter ticked lower and lower, tension in the cabin hit a peak.

When they dropped below a thousand feet, Brian turned around and shouted into the cabin, "Brace for landing! Assume crash position!"

Every passenger bent forward, heads tucked, arms crossed over the backs of seats—waiting for the bone-jarring impact that never came.

Instead… the plane slowed.

Gradually. Like a car easing to a stop at a red light.

No jolt. No skid. No scream of tearing metal.

Just… stillness.

Sam, clutching the seat in front of him, slowly lifted his head. "Did we land? Or are we just dead and didn't notice?"

A beat of silence followed. Everyone looked around—confused. The plane wasn't moving. But no one could say definitively whether that meant success or oblivion. Even the guys in the cockpit seemed unsure.

Then—

Knock knock knock.

The sound of knuckles on the cabin door shattered the silence like a gunshot.

Sam and Mark both jumped to their feet—only to be yanked back down by their still-buckled seatbelts. They fumbled with them like kids on Christmas morning.

Brian was already ahead of them, striding down the aisle to the rear hatch. He popped the door—and found a familiar face grinning at him in the desert night.

"Welcome to Saudi Arabia," Henry called. "You bastards ready to get interrogated by some very confused guys in white robes and beards?"

Brian let out a whoop and yanked Henry into a hug, pounding him on the back hard enough to knock loose a kidney.

And just like that, the jet erupted in cheers.

The soldiers whooped, laughed, and clapped each other on the back. A few stormed out of the cabin, boots thudding on the metal steps before hitting sand.

Mark dropped to his knees and kissed the ground—only to come up spitting. "Ugh, god—sand! Gross!"

The laughter that followed probably echoed across half the damn desert.

Sam ducked back into the cabin and gently shook the passed-out flight attendant. "Hey. Hey, sweetheart. Wake up. We made it."

Her eyes cracked open, hazy with alcohol and fear. "We… we're in hell?"

Then she passed out again.

Sam blinked. "...What the hell did she think I said?"

Brian could only shake his head. "Probably the whiskey talking."

Even the pilot, Luca, stepped out of the cockpit wearing a stunned, slightly shell-shocked smile. He might've been the only one who truly grasped how close they'd come to dying. Everyone else had held onto some sliver of hope. But Luca?

He'd known they were dead men flying.

Night flight. No fuel. Surrounded by third-world airspace. The odds were so impossibly stacked, even praying felt like a waste of breath.

And then… a miracle happened.

Brian clasped the captain's shoulder. "Luca. One last job."

"What now?"

"Radio it in. Let 'em know we're down safe. Unless you plan on walking out of this desert?"

Luca snorted. "Aren't you gonna let me kiss the ground first?"

"Already taken care of. Mark beat you to it. Now his mouth tastes like litter box."

"Then yeah. On second thought, I'll settle for a hot coffee and a bed that doesn't bounce."

He disappeared back into the cockpit to activate the emergency beacon and call for pickup.

Outside, Henry turned toward Audrey Hepburn, who'd stayed seated through the whole thing.

He offered a hand. "Ma'am. Ever seen a desert sky like this? It might be the prettiest thing on this whole damn trip. Be a shame not to see it."

She chuckled softly. "Darling, do you really think I packed winter clothes for an African summer?"

"I can grab you a blanket."

"Then by all means, fetch away."

A few moments later, Audrey stepped out of the cabin draped in a cabin blanket, taking her first real breath of open desert air. And only then did she see what Henry had done.

The landing hadn't just been smooth—it had been surgical.

The soft sand bore a deep, straight furrow where the plane had skidded to a halt. No erratic swerving. No shattered wreckage. Just a straight runway carved into the dunes by an invisible hand.

And now, even that scar was starting to fade, as desert winds quietly erased the miracle.

The jet sat perfectly level, with no visible signs of damage. If someone found it like this, they'd probably assume it was lowered here by a crane.

Audrey tilted her head back and looked up.

It was a crescent moon kind of night, dim and subtle. But the stars—God, the stars were everywhere. Thousands of them, in every hue: silver, red, blue. Some faint, some bold. The sky looked like it had been dusted with powdered gems.

With help from Mark and Sam, Audrey climbed onto the wing and settled in beside the others to take it all in.

A few minutes later, Luca emerged from the cockpit, stretching as he walked toward the group.

"Rescue's inbound," he announced. "Military choppers from the nearest US base are already en route. I turned on the beacon, so they'll find us fast."

They were safe.

Against every odd, they'd survived.

And in the middle of a silent, star-soaked desert, they sat on the wing of a jet that shouldn't have been flying—and waited for the cavalry.

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