Marry me, I'm super sweet!

Yu Xi took one look and immediately started convincing Aunt Liu, "Aunt Liu, please look carefully, this guy is clearly a pervert, okay? His eyes are filled with perverted thoughts! That face is just his disguise."

Unfortunately, Yu Xi's verbal persuasion was no match for the brainwashing power of a handsome face.

Aunt Liu said, "How could that be, aww such a handsome guy being a pervert to you?"

That look in her eyes was as if saying, "Pervert me, come on, pervert me..."

Gu Linhan's eyes flickered as he watched Yu Xi, a hint of a smile played on his lips before he simply said, "Sorry for the disturbance, I'll take her inside immediately. This is my girlfriend, she's a bit mentally unstable today after receiving some shocks."

Damn, she called him a pervert, and he called her mentally ill.

You're the one who's mentally ill, your whole family is mentally ill.

Gu Linhan took the opportunity to push Yu Xi towards her room.

Naturally, Yu Xi wasn't as strong as him, Gu Linhan, who regularly exercised and was good at all sorts of outdoor activities, was in top physical shape.

Seeing that she was about to be pushed inside by him, Yu Xi quickly grabbed the doorknob.

"Aunt Liu, don't listen to him, this pervert, I don't know him!"

Aunt Liu was somewhat astonished when she heard him call Yu Xi his girlfriend.

Because Yu Xi, like someone fleeing famine, came without a cent, and after a lot of pleading, Aunt Liu had reduced her rent by a lot. She couldn't believe that someone who seemed as penniless as her could have such a handsome, apparently wealthy-looking boyfriend.

But now, she was saying she didn't know him...

Gu Linhan pinched Yu Xi's fingers one by one, peeling them off the handle.

He didn't believe this woman could resist him.

As he peeled away her fingers, he lifted his head and shot Aunt Liu a soul-stirring smile.

"She's just being petulant, it's nothing, I'll just coo over her a bit to calm her down, she needs a lot of cooing when her mind's not right."

Who's mind isn't right here!

"Get away, get your paws off me, I don't want your athlete's foot to infect me, let alone be my boyfriend, you might as well go dream!"

Gu Linhan's face darkened as he forcefully pried off her last finger.

Then, he hoisted the damn woman onto his shoulder.

"Ah..."

Yu Xi felt the world spinning, realizing she had been lifted off the ground.

With her on his shoulder, Gu Linhan nestled her lightly as if weighing her, this clawing and biting woman, so light as if she had no weight at all.

Yet even being hoisted up like this, she continued to fight desperately.

"Let go of me, let go, Gu Linhan, if you keep this up, I'm going to scream!"

Sheesh, she's got some strength, kicking at his chest and back causing him pain.

In his mind, he thought sooner or later, he'd remove those scratchy cat's paws of hers and see if she could still scratch anyone.

What nonsense is she on about, as if she isn't shouting already.

Bearing the pain, he turned back to continue bestowing a pleasant smile on Aunt Liu, "After I get her inside, I might have to toss her around a bit to shut her up, so I apologize in advance for any noise."

Aunt Liu paused, but then she quickly got the hint.

Blushing with a lascivious smile, she said, "No worries, no worries, take your time, I understand that young people are like dry kindling, full of youthful vigor. If there's a bit of noise, I'm not unreasonable, go on then, all young couples are like that, a quarrel at the head of the bed ends in a truce at the foot of it~"

"..."

This auntie sure has an open mind.

Yu Xi felt like crying without tears.

This is not her boyfriend, not at all!

If he goes in, it's not about what you think; he must be plotting a murder!