Magical Girl of Chaos: Magical Rampage

“Another superhuman problem, huh…”

“I didn’t expect them to provoke like that!”

Leisurely days spent watching TV.

But then, I heard something strange on the news.

Some superhuman groups were making insulting remarks and provoking magical girls.

“…Those idiots are at it again.”

“That’s always how it is. Those who gain power or authority for no reason usually take that route. If they just stayed quiet, it’d be fine, but they always make a scene like that. Begging to be killed.”

“Are you going to kill them?”

“Well, they’re probably just trying to boost their approval ratings. If they actually start attacking magical girls, I’ll go wipe them out.”

By the way, did this start in America again?

America is led by a minority elite, and the rest are filled with people with IQs below 90.

Of course, every country has its share of idiots, but America takes it to another level.

It’s a paradise for idiots, overflowing with trash who haven’t even received basic education.

To the point where some don’t even know where their own country is located.

And it’s even the birthplace of that stupid ideology.

But even so, compared to communists and socialists, they’re like angels among angels…

“Chubby.”

“Yes!”

“If you hear any news about them attacking magical girls, let me know immediately. I’ll go kill them all.”

“I’ve already mapped out the superhuman factions! I’ve identified all their members, so no worries!”

“…Your intel skills are really something.”

No matter how I think about it, their information-gathering abilities are better than any spy.

Even I’m impressed by how good they are in this area.

Well, it’s reassuring, at least.

For now… forget those self-righteous idiots, I need to eat.

Hmm… oh, I’ll just eat a bunch of dumplings.

I still have a pile of frozen dumplings to get through.

“Chubby. Steam a bunch of dumplings for lunch today.”

“Got it!”

It’s been a while since I had dumplings, so I’ll stack a whole plate and dig in.

And then, after finishing my break, I’ll switch back to handling overseas emergency requests.

Since repeated checks have shown no issues or changes, there shouldn’t be any weird problems popping up.

“Mmm, dumplings after a long time are really good.”

“Sometimes, it’s nice to just eat a bunch of dumplings…”

“Dumplings are like cheat codes among foods. Meat dumplings are good, kimchi dumplings are good, shrimp dumplings are good, rib dumplings are good…”

“Come to think of it, as long as the filling is within common sense, it’s delicious no matter what.”

Hmm… what should I do after finishing these dumplings?

I should start training the kids again, and keep honing my control and manipulation skills.

I should also look into some useful fairy magic.

Other than that… maybe I’ll enjoy some whiskey again after a long time.

No, actually, beer that I can chug would be fine too.

“By the way, do you know where Yura went?”

“Yura? Hmm… she was already gone when I came out…”

“…Well, it’s probably nothing.”

Then Yura should be back by evening.

I’ll just enjoy some drinks and pass the time.

“Ah, training resumes starting today. Got it?”

“……Yes.”

“…Why the delayed response?”

“It’s nothing.”

That kid seems to dislike starting training again after a long break.

She probably thinks that even at this level, she can easily take down monsters, so why bother training more.

I get where she’s coming from, but there’s no choice.

If we don’t train like this, someone might die in an unexpected situation.

“…By the way, you’re eating sausages this time.”

“Huh? These? Chubby made them in the German style.”

“Wow. I want some too.”

“Ask Chubby.”

“Meriol. I want sausages too…”

“Got it!”

Mmm, these sausages are really well-made.

They’re on par with the ones I had in Germany.

Ah, come to think of it, in Argentina, there’s a sausage called chorizo, right?

That was really good too…

But I heard it’s made in many regions, so where did it originally come from…?

“News about superhumans provoking is still coming out everywhere.”

“Don’t worry about it. Not yet, at least.”

“…Not yet?”

“Yeah. There’s no justification for it yet. Whether those guys try to tarnish our reputation or not, the Fairy Realm doesn’t care. Everyone already knows the Fairy Realm has been protecting us for over 20 years.”

“Ah… so it’s just pointless nonsense.”

“Exactly. That’s why I call them idiots.”

Still, it’s a relief that kind of nonsense isn’t happening in Korea.

At times like this, I feel like our country’s national character is somewhat decent.

At least we don’t have that level of idiots.

…Well, maybe in other areas?

But usually, in Europe or America, harming children is considered a heinous crime, right?

Even among criminals, those who harm children aren’t even treated as human.

And magical girls are, by definition, young girls.

Though there are more adult magical girls these days…

Are they targeting those magical girls?

If so… no, no, magical girls of that level can at least solo Marquis-class enemies, so there’s no way those guys could handle them.

“…Ah, looking at it, they’re getting overwhelmingly criticized even in America.”

“Really? America’s still a decent country, huh.”

Hmm… if that’s the case, I should retract my earlier statement about it being a paradise for idiots.

Well, that doesn’t mean there are fewer idiots.

There’s no country without them.

“Well~ then I can relax!”

“Aren’t you always relaxed?”

“I’m always thinking about things, so I’m not completely relaxed.”

“Is that so…”

This kid probably thinks I just laze around, eat, and play all day without a care.

For me, this is an important part of my rest.

Besides, it’s not just resting; I’m always thinking about what to do next.

I have to plan your training, think about how to refine my techniques, and keep honing my control and manipulation skills.

On top of that, I spend mornings in the exclusive training ground, speeding up time alone.

…Thinking about it, how am I even managing this insane schedule so casually?

“Beer, it’s starting to taste good now.”

“Getting used to it? Once you adapt to the unique taste of alcohol, it’s delicious.”

“One more, please. It goes really well with sausages.”

“…You’re drinking it like water.”

“Is that bad?”

“No, not really… but you shouldn’t drink like that normally.”

“Okay~.”

If I leave her alone, she’ll probably drink all the beer.

Even though Chubby makes the beer, it’s small-batch production, so it’s not like we can drink it like water.

It’s just enough to enjoy casually.

“Rampage~!”

“What? Why all of a sudden?”

“There’s been an incident in America where superhumans attacked a magical girl!!”

“…Casualties?”

“Magical Shadow managed to escape to the Fairy Realm, so no issues there!”

“Do we know who attacked?”

“Yes! Here are the photos! And we’re tracking their location!”

“How strong are they?”

“Strong enough to take down a Marquis-class with three of them!”

“I see… Shadow can solo an Earl-class, right?”

“Correct!”

“Hmm… then it makes sense they’d struggle. Especially with an unexpected ambush.”

Sigh… it’s only been a few hours since this topic came up, and already something like this happens…

Why can’t they just act within common sense?

No matter how many of these guys I kill, they keep popping up like cockroaches.

“Coordinates.”

“Here!”

“I’ll go kill them and be back. Open the [Gate].”

By the way, these guys… they look like minors.

Well, adults wouldn’t pull this kind of crap against young girls.

Though our country’s rotten old men would definitely do it.

Anyway, these trashy kids need to be cleaned up.

“Chubby. These are the ones, right?”

“Yes!”

Good, then let’s pull them over with telekinesis.

…What, they’re coming over really easily.

I guess using it so much has made it pretty powerful.

“Damn it…! I can’t break free!”

“You damn beach b*tch! Let us go!”

“We didn’t do anything wrong!”

“…Chubby. Call Shadow.”

“Got it!”

But these guys, as soon as I pull them over, they start hurling insults.

And they’re acting all innocent despite having blood on their hands… impressive.

Their weapons clearly have Shadow’s residual magic on them, so are their eyes just for decoration?

“Ugh…”

“You’re here? These are the ones who attacked you, right?”

“Ah, yes…! They suddenly attacked me!”

“Really?”

“They’re my classmates… Ever since they found out I’m a magical girl, they’ve been relentlessly bullying me…”

Hmm~ as expected, those kinds of people are surprisingly common.

The type who act like they’ve found a weakness and do all sorts of trashy things.

I don’t understand their mindset, but you can’t just wield it like that.

“Hoh… I don’t know the reason, but it’s fine to kill them, right?”

“K, kill them…?”

“Of course. Attacking a magical girl is an act of hostility against the Fairy Realm. Haven’t you seen the news about those who’ve been killed for it? Right?”

“Well, yes…”

Killing them might be a bit much, but do you want them punished…?

But sorry, kid… I have no intention of letting these guys live.

If they were ordinary people, I’d let it slide, but the moment they gained superhuman abilities and did this, there’s no forgiveness.

So… here, let’s make a blood fountain from their necks.

“Eek…?!”

“No matter what, those who abuse their superhuman abilities are sentenced to death. That’s the rule now. Got it?”

“……Yes.”

…This kid’s got a strong mentality.

Well, after being a magical girl for so long, you get used to this kind of thing.

You become numb to it after killing so many monsters.

That aside, did this incident end quickly?

Then I’ll head home and finish those sausages.

“Ah, by the way…”

“Yeah?”

“Um… I overheard something. While attacking me, they said they had no choice because they wanted to join Neo Evil Crown.”

“…Neo Evil Crown?”

“Yes.”

Neo Evil Crown, huh…

That’s a name I didn’t expect to hear.

Are superhumans now gathering to bow down to monsters and become their subordinates?

They probably just borrowed the name of Evil Crown, but in the end, they’re doing the same thing, and being a superhuman group makes them even worse…

Another layer of trash has been born…

“You, be careful for a while. And your mentality is really strong, huh? Most would still be panicking and not fully recovered.”

“……”

“And thanks for the valuable info. Chubby, make sure to properly investigate Neo Evil Crown.”

“Yes!”

Sigh, it’s only been a while since the witches invaded in droves, and now this happens… the world is truly messed up.

But since there are many magical girls who’ve dealt with China’s superhuman forces and many have returned, it shouldn’t be too hard.

…Ah, while we’re cleaning up, I should bring Diamond Dust along.

She’ll be involved in this kind of work soon, so it’s better she gets used to it quickly.