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Chapter 50 This book is on the news (44)
Chapter 50 This book is on the news (44)
"Updated! Updated! "Creation" has been updated again!"
In a classroom of a certain experimental high school, the students sitting in the last row near the door waved their fists and cheered, completely forgetting that standing in front of the blackboard was the so-called extinct English teacher.
If it was the past, if this kind of thing happened, all the students would turn around and watch vigorously, and then burst out laughing.
Extinction will also habitually push the black-rimmed glasses, and say "Xiao Ming, get out of here" in a tone that is suppressed on the verge of explosion.
However, today, students with mobile phones secretly took out their mobile phones and put them on their laps for a while to operate. Those without mobile phones also tilted their bodies and tilted their heads, wishing to put their faces on the crotch of their deskmates.
No one noticed, Juejue took out his mobile phone and hurried out of the classroom.
In the silent classroom, there was only Xiao Ming's "Fuck" full of unknown emotions.
It turns out that I am not the only one who knows this book!
It turned out that this book was even more popular than I imagined!
……
Chinese people have an unforgettable feeling for martial arts. Everyone in their childhood dreamed of walking the rivers and lakes with one sword and one sword, but they gradually forgot as they grew up.
Although I will often think about it in the days to come, I will shake my head and smile wryly.
However, a wonderful online novel was born out of nowhere.
This book has no stallions, no harem, not even a heroine.Well, in fact, they are so awesome that they don't even want a leading actor.
The whole article is full of martial arts cheats, real and real martial arts cheats.
The most important thing is that these cheats are not written by Xia Jiba, but have been proven to be effective. Click on Douyin and you will be able to swipe to a full screen of related videos.
Splitting bricks and the like has long been outdated, and now it is popular to smash wine bottles with bare hands.Smashed, smashed, smashed into powder, ground into flour.
Some anchors also made a special appointment to smash the wine bottle with bare hands, to see who used the fewest punches and the shortest time, and finally sieved it with a sieve to see who left behind the least debris.
If it was in the past, this kind of video would have been banned and removed from the shelves because the bloody horror caused extreme discomfort to the viewers.
However, no!
Because the first rule of this kind of competition called "Savage Iron Fist" is that whoever bleeds is unconditionally eliminated, and these videos will not see a drop of blood from beginning to end.
This kind of video is getting more and more popular, and the software has created a category for them—Brutal Iron Fist.
It is said that the anchors have recently been brewing new tricks.
I heard the insider broke the news, it seems to be related to the kitchen knife shooting cucumbers, and firecrackers were set off in the crotch before the explosion.
But I don't know why the thunder is loud and the rain is little. After so many days of brewing, I haven't even seen a hair.
Anyone who understands knows that the content of Chapter 2 cannot be broadcast live, and whoever broadcasts will die, there will be absolutely no exceptions.
However, do you still need to watch other people's live broadcasts for the content of Chapter 2?Wouldn't it be better to experience it yourself?
For example, the extermination who went out to make a phone call just now!
She will only be 30 next year, but because of a certain aspect of life that is not harmonious, it has led to a series of not-so-good results, making her tend to move towards 40 regardless of her appearance or temperament.
But just a few days ago, her husband mysteriously said that he found a martial arts cheat book on the Internet, and after practicing according to it, he would achieve great success, and then giggled.
Juejue felt an unknown fire, and just wanted to reprimand her husband for being naive, but never thought that her husband who never took the initiative would start a war, and then...
In short, the iceberg melted, the spring blossomed, and the extinction began to develop towards Tianshan Tonglao.
She memorized the secret book her husband said, so when Xiao Ming made a loud noise in class, her first reaction was not to scold, but to take out her mobile phone to notify her husband.
Soon, her husband sent her seven or eight screenshots via WeChat.
"Honey, maybe you'll be able to take off your glasses soon."
"Honey, read more books on ancient Chinese literature when you have nothing to do. In the future, the most popular teacher will not be an English teacher, but a Chinese teacher."
On the same day, the Ministry of Rites issued a document requiring all schools to resume and extend the time for eye exercises, and teachers of any subject are not allowed to occupy them.And the time for eye exercises was increased from 20 minutes to 40 minutes.
At the same time, the Ministry of Rites skipped all other links except stamping, and directly launched the latest version of eye exercises.
The teachers and students who got the latest version of the eye exercises demonstrations made complaints at the same time. Isn't this the "Chapter 3: The Secret of Raising a Cute Girl with Big Eyes" on the Internet.
Speaking of the Ministry of Rites, have you paid the copyright fee yet?
In short, this incident shows that the government has noticed the novel that is specially linked to cheat books, and has recognized and promoted it. The news broadcast at 7 o'clock that night has 3 minutes dedicated to introducing this-eye exercises.
The government only approved Chapter 3, as for the others, ahem.
Anyway, whether you admit it or not, this book is on fire.
You know, this is a secret book of martial arts!
Martial arts cheats that can really be practiced!
It does not require qualifications and roots, as long as you practice hard, you can succeed!
At this moment of national celebration, there are still some people who are mourning their concubines.
For example, glasses manufacturers who have been making black-hearted money, and ophthalmologists who have opened optical shops to hospitals.
……
In the dormitory, the fourth child kept lying while swiping his phone.
"Someone in the circle of friends launched a glasses-throwing activity. What kind of evil pen would throw glasses that cost hundreds of dollars on the ground and step on them!"
"Damn it, my mom posted it."
"Damn it, my dad posted it too!"
"Fuck, my sister posted @ me."
The fourth child carefully pushed the thick-bottomed glasses on the bridge of his nose. These were new glasses-frames that he bought with the first bucket of money he earned from the stall.
Myopia of six or seven Baidu is not developed in a day or two, let alone cured in a day or two.
In fact, he tried almost all treatments, corrections, and control methods when he was a child. He spent a lot of money, and the only gain was that the degree was getting higher and higher.
He had already accepted his fate, but his queen mother gave him new orders.
"Son, there is hope in your eyes."
"Mom, you have said this since I was 5 years old until I was 15 years old. I don't believe it for a long time."
"It's true this time."
"Didn't you say 'this is real' to me and my dad and then 'this is fake' to us?"
"Li Guanzuo, do you still want the living expenses for next month!"
"My lord, the child knows his mistake."
Next to him, Xi Tong laughed so hard that his stomach ached, because the fourth son's empress mother taught him how to open the page of the novel, and then carefully explained the essentials of cultivation.
What I said was quite right, there was no mistake, and many novel ideas were praised by myself.Just talking about the level of teaching eye exercises, even the commissioner of the Ministry of Rites can't match.
In the end, Li's mother specifically told her not to read the previous content, but she changed her words in the next second and said that it was nothing to look at, and implicitly hinted that if the living expenses were not enough, she would call home.
When the fourth child hung up the phone, Xi Tong deliberately asked: "Your mother... oh no, what does auntie do? Doctor? Chinese teacher?"
"housewife."
"I think she knows a lot about ophthalmology, and those professional terms are the same as Guankou."
The fourth child's face darkened, "If you are deceived several times a year, you can also recite those things backwards."
Fascinated by embarrassment.
"Ahem!" The boss cleared his throat, "Close the door! Promoted!"
Second child: "Wei..."
Fourth child: "Wu..."
Can we discuss something?The fourth watch is too much, how about the third watch?We are now seventh on the list of new science fiction books. I want to try the top three. I will exchange the sincerity of the fourth update for your recommendation ticket. How about it?
(End of this chapter)
"Updated! Updated! "Creation" has been updated again!"
In a classroom of a certain experimental high school, the students sitting in the last row near the door waved their fists and cheered, completely forgetting that standing in front of the blackboard was the so-called extinct English teacher.
If it was the past, if this kind of thing happened, all the students would turn around and watch vigorously, and then burst out laughing.
Extinction will also habitually push the black-rimmed glasses, and say "Xiao Ming, get out of here" in a tone that is suppressed on the verge of explosion.
However, today, students with mobile phones secretly took out their mobile phones and put them on their laps for a while to operate. Those without mobile phones also tilted their bodies and tilted their heads, wishing to put their faces on the crotch of their deskmates.
No one noticed, Juejue took out his mobile phone and hurried out of the classroom.
In the silent classroom, there was only Xiao Ming's "Fuck" full of unknown emotions.
It turns out that I am not the only one who knows this book!
It turned out that this book was even more popular than I imagined!
……
Chinese people have an unforgettable feeling for martial arts. Everyone in their childhood dreamed of walking the rivers and lakes with one sword and one sword, but they gradually forgot as they grew up.
Although I will often think about it in the days to come, I will shake my head and smile wryly.
However, a wonderful online novel was born out of nowhere.
This book has no stallions, no harem, not even a heroine.Well, in fact, they are so awesome that they don't even want a leading actor.
The whole article is full of martial arts cheats, real and real martial arts cheats.
The most important thing is that these cheats are not written by Xia Jiba, but have been proven to be effective. Click on Douyin and you will be able to swipe to a full screen of related videos.
Splitting bricks and the like has long been outdated, and now it is popular to smash wine bottles with bare hands.Smashed, smashed, smashed into powder, ground into flour.
Some anchors also made a special appointment to smash the wine bottle with bare hands, to see who used the fewest punches and the shortest time, and finally sieved it with a sieve to see who left behind the least debris.
If it was in the past, this kind of video would have been banned and removed from the shelves because the bloody horror caused extreme discomfort to the viewers.
However, no!
Because the first rule of this kind of competition called "Savage Iron Fist" is that whoever bleeds is unconditionally eliminated, and these videos will not see a drop of blood from beginning to end.
This kind of video is getting more and more popular, and the software has created a category for them—Brutal Iron Fist.
It is said that the anchors have recently been brewing new tricks.
I heard the insider broke the news, it seems to be related to the kitchen knife shooting cucumbers, and firecrackers were set off in the crotch before the explosion.
But I don't know why the thunder is loud and the rain is little. After so many days of brewing, I haven't even seen a hair.
Anyone who understands knows that the content of Chapter 2 cannot be broadcast live, and whoever broadcasts will die, there will be absolutely no exceptions.
However, do you still need to watch other people's live broadcasts for the content of Chapter 2?Wouldn't it be better to experience it yourself?
For example, the extermination who went out to make a phone call just now!
She will only be 30 next year, but because of a certain aspect of life that is not harmonious, it has led to a series of not-so-good results, making her tend to move towards 40 regardless of her appearance or temperament.
But just a few days ago, her husband mysteriously said that he found a martial arts cheat book on the Internet, and after practicing according to it, he would achieve great success, and then giggled.
Juejue felt an unknown fire, and just wanted to reprimand her husband for being naive, but never thought that her husband who never took the initiative would start a war, and then...
In short, the iceberg melted, the spring blossomed, and the extinction began to develop towards Tianshan Tonglao.
She memorized the secret book her husband said, so when Xiao Ming made a loud noise in class, her first reaction was not to scold, but to take out her mobile phone to notify her husband.
Soon, her husband sent her seven or eight screenshots via WeChat.
"Honey, maybe you'll be able to take off your glasses soon."
"Honey, read more books on ancient Chinese literature when you have nothing to do. In the future, the most popular teacher will not be an English teacher, but a Chinese teacher."
On the same day, the Ministry of Rites issued a document requiring all schools to resume and extend the time for eye exercises, and teachers of any subject are not allowed to occupy them.And the time for eye exercises was increased from 20 minutes to 40 minutes.
At the same time, the Ministry of Rites skipped all other links except stamping, and directly launched the latest version of eye exercises.
The teachers and students who got the latest version of the eye exercises demonstrations made complaints at the same time. Isn't this the "Chapter 3: The Secret of Raising a Cute Girl with Big Eyes" on the Internet.
Speaking of the Ministry of Rites, have you paid the copyright fee yet?
In short, this incident shows that the government has noticed the novel that is specially linked to cheat books, and has recognized and promoted it. The news broadcast at 7 o'clock that night has 3 minutes dedicated to introducing this-eye exercises.
The government only approved Chapter 3, as for the others, ahem.
Anyway, whether you admit it or not, this book is on fire.
You know, this is a secret book of martial arts!
Martial arts cheats that can really be practiced!
It does not require qualifications and roots, as long as you practice hard, you can succeed!
At this moment of national celebration, there are still some people who are mourning their concubines.
For example, glasses manufacturers who have been making black-hearted money, and ophthalmologists who have opened optical shops to hospitals.
……
In the dormitory, the fourth child kept lying while swiping his phone.
"Someone in the circle of friends launched a glasses-throwing activity. What kind of evil pen would throw glasses that cost hundreds of dollars on the ground and step on them!"
"Damn it, my mom posted it."
"Damn it, my dad posted it too!"
"Fuck, my sister posted @ me."
The fourth child carefully pushed the thick-bottomed glasses on the bridge of his nose. These were new glasses-frames that he bought with the first bucket of money he earned from the stall.
Myopia of six or seven Baidu is not developed in a day or two, let alone cured in a day or two.
In fact, he tried almost all treatments, corrections, and control methods when he was a child. He spent a lot of money, and the only gain was that the degree was getting higher and higher.
He had already accepted his fate, but his queen mother gave him new orders.
"Son, there is hope in your eyes."
"Mom, you have said this since I was 5 years old until I was 15 years old. I don't believe it for a long time."
"It's true this time."
"Didn't you say 'this is real' to me and my dad and then 'this is fake' to us?"
"Li Guanzuo, do you still want the living expenses for next month!"
"My lord, the child knows his mistake."
Next to him, Xi Tong laughed so hard that his stomach ached, because the fourth son's empress mother taught him how to open the page of the novel, and then carefully explained the essentials of cultivation.
What I said was quite right, there was no mistake, and many novel ideas were praised by myself.Just talking about the level of teaching eye exercises, even the commissioner of the Ministry of Rites can't match.
In the end, Li's mother specifically told her not to read the previous content, but she changed her words in the next second and said that it was nothing to look at, and implicitly hinted that if the living expenses were not enough, she would call home.
When the fourth child hung up the phone, Xi Tong deliberately asked: "Your mother... oh no, what does auntie do? Doctor? Chinese teacher?"
"housewife."
"I think she knows a lot about ophthalmology, and those professional terms are the same as Guankou."
The fourth child's face darkened, "If you are deceived several times a year, you can also recite those things backwards."
Fascinated by embarrassment.
"Ahem!" The boss cleared his throat, "Close the door! Promoted!"
Second child: "Wei..."
Fourth child: "Wu..."
Can we discuss something?The fourth watch is too much, how about the third watch?We are now seventh on the list of new science fiction books. I want to try the top three. I will exchange the sincerity of the fourth update for your recommendation ticket. How about it?
(End of this chapter)
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