Longmen Catcher Moffett

Or can you eat anything with no breasts or butt?Is it the same as a certain father who is kind to his son and filial to his daughter?

"What are you looking at, you want to eat too, I don't have the money to treat you to eat"

Xiao Yinsuo noticed the sight of Malphite's big yellow and orange eyes with two eggs, and turned around with a toothpick in his mouth and said something.At this time, the vegetarian sausage powder came out of the box, and the little girl Pianzi hurriedly went back to pick it up, and happily poured soy sauce on it and started eating.

Moffitt shook his head, which had become as big as a vinegar jar, "I'm not hungry, I said Miss Anso. Do you usually eat so much?"

He snorted and sucked a small half of rice rolls in. "Do you think I can eat rice rolls often? I must be full if I can eat enough! After all, I don't know if I will be able to eat rice next time, Gulu."

Pianzi, a little girl from the Cates tribe, took a sip of herbal tea and swallowed the rice rolls, then lifted the little rabbit's leg and kicked Malphite who was sitting on the ground.

"Hey, how did you fall from the sky? Is that the special Originium skill of your Sarkaz race? Just like Mr. Blood can use blood to heal others?"

No sound.

"Hey"

Still no sound.

Xiao Ansuo looked back with the remaining rice noodle in his mouth, and saw that suspicious Sarkaz was sitting on the ground, staring blankly at the roof of the rice noodle stall.

Just now, with Xiao Ansuo's kick, a voice suddenly sounded in Malphite's mind

"The player is hurt. The system is activated successfully. Welcome to Penguin Game, Penguin Game, create happiness with your heart"

Then his eyes went dark, and when it lighted up again, Malphite found that there was an extra frame in front of his eyes.Familiar qwerdf123456, small map and avatar.

Isn't this the hero interface of lol?

It's just that the difference from the original interface is that the current small map of Malphite is black, only the avatars of himself and the little girl next to him.Probably because I didn't know anyone.And the gold coins in the equipment bar no longer jump. A bottle of potion and a few biscuits lie on the equipment bar of 1 and 2 respectively.

On the four keys of qwer, the three of qwe have blue lights on the top, indicating that they can be upgraded, but the strange thing is that there is no marked point representing the skill level under the skills on the skill bar.It seems that you only need to click once to learn that you don't need to upgrade again.

In the lower left corner, where the hero attribute should have been, it has been changed into a bunch of small characters:

"The system is activated successfully, welcome to the beta version of League of Legends. Version number 114514

Current hero: Malphite the Lava Behemoth

Available Heroes: Malphite the Lava Behemoth

Use skin: Classic

Synchronization rate: 100%

Skills: not learned

Available skill points: 1"

As in many web articles.Lao Mo also welcomed his own hack.However, instead of being happy while staring at the game interface, Malphite started to have a headache.

"I don't even have a mouse here, are you asking me to use phantom limbs to click? I can't click 'Northeast Swearword' even if it has skill points, and I have already crossed over, what's the use of giving me a skin? Can I still get Longmen coins? You really have it, brother Ma, it’s you.”

Greeting Little Ma's family first, Malphite helplessly stretched out his wheel-sized right hand, trying to add some skill points.Stretch out an index finger the size of a canned bottle, and coincide with the plus sign on the golden skill table that you see in your eyes.

click,

No movement.

double click,

Still nothing.

three clicks,

Still nothing.

Malphite scratched his head, could it be that he wants to add some silently?Malphite thought about it. It seems that in the novels he read before, the protagonist learns skills silently in his heart. I will try it too.

So Malphite silently said in his heart:

"Add points, learn... learn... what are the three skills of the stone man called? I always say qwer, who can remember the name of the skill..."

Just when he wanted to add points to his skills, a problem arose.After all, Malphite is not a professional player, he is just a bastard player in the gold rank, and he doesn't pay special attention to the names of skills at all.What's more, players in League of Legends used to call each other's skills before, and most of them directly used qwer to express meaning to each other, such as giving a q, an e, and an r to rush in, and rarely said "you give him a deep sea shock , play me a galloping wild" or something like that.Unless it is a skill like "Heaven Crashing", "Ruthless Iron Hand" and "Demacia Justice", which sounds full of characteristics, people will remember it.Of course, it doesn't rule out that there are hardcore players who have memorized the names of every skill, anyway, Malphite doesn't remember it now.

"Angry strike? No, no, no...Rage strike...Not right, Shocking palm...Wait, what's the matter?"

While Malphite was thinking hard, the little girl Carters next to him was finishing his rice rolls and drinking herbal tea while looking at him with a mentally retarded look.

Could it be that this big guy broke his head when he landed from a high altitude?You don't really look like a fool, don't you really fall into a fool?

Thinking of this, Yin Suo's eyes became disdainful.

"System, the system is big? Hello, hello? Are you there?"

Malphite didn't notice that the little girl next to him was looking at him like a mentally ill person, and he was silently thinking about his tricks.

"Sister System?" Malphite groveled.

"Brother System?" Malphite smiled like a flower.

"System dad?" Malphite asked with a naive expression.

"You Sima bastard is talking!"

Murphy was in a hurry, it was not enough for the broken penguin to take advantage.Be careful I report you, so many seniors have never seen their system ignore him, even if you give a task and say that you can kill it if you don’t complete it, what kind of eggs are you playing by ignoring me?

"Uncivilized behavior is detected, and the scythe of judgment is activated." A ruthless female voice sounded.