Live fortune telling: Water friend, your head is a little green

"Hahaha!"

"Is this a college dorm? Okay, how did you three get together?"

"Your dormitory must be crowded, right?"

"Laughing to death, this is too fat!"

"I don't know, I thought you were three brothers. "

The three of them are also very optimistic and cheerful.

"Master Qin, do you know our ID, why it's called the Qianjin Combination?"

"It's because of our dormitory, four people together, adding up to a thousand catties. "

Good guys, 250 for one person?

Qin Yue smiled and said, "Then the three of you, do you have to count the past?"

"It's all right. "

"Master, you don't have to be troublesome, you can count it!"

Qin Yue nodded.

"Let's count the one on the left, the one in green!"

The boy on the left hurriedly came to the camera.

Straightened his countenance.

"A serious face, absolutely no beauty, my skin is also good, I know to hide from the rain when it rains, I know how to eat when I am hungry, and I ask a young lady to be my girlfriend. "

"Are you on a blind date?"

"Hahahaha!"

"It's said that fat people have humorous cells, it's true!"

"Laughing to death!"

Qin Yue also smiled, and then said: "This sailor, whose home is in the Northeast, was born in the city, and his family is well-off. "

The boy in green suddenly nodded.

"That's right!"

"An only child, his parents often quarrel, quarrel, and rejoice in their rivalry. "

When the boy in green heard this, he nodded hurriedly, and then said: "Master Qin, you said that you are happy and unhappy, you are promoting my parents, it is simply a war, and most of the time, it is my mother who scolds my father!"

Qin Yue said with a smile: "Mom scolds Dad, this is called fear of guilt, Dad scolds Mom, maybe it's domestic violence, if it's the other way around, your family will have left a long time ago!"

The classic double standard is on the spot.

But it's true.

Both men and women, the ability of men to withstand language, can be one ear in and one ear out.

Can't hear you.

Women's ability to endure verbal abuse seems to be in their hearts.

So if a man scolds a woman, and the woman's character is still very strong, most of them will go to the road of divorce.

Of course, this is just a quarrel, not a hands-on.

Hands-on, that's another story.

"When you were young, you were playful, a typical scumbag, but after you went to high school, you caught up, you were the champion, and you were admitted to college, of course all three of you!"

"Yes, that's right. "

"It's my turn, Master Qin. "

The boy in red came to the camera.

Qin Yue looked at him and said with a smile: "You were born in Yun City, your family is poor, your parents, grandfather, and even grandpa are all alive, four generations are in the same house, and there are four brothers and sisters in total!"

Hearing this, the man nodded suddenly.

"Master Qin is accurate. "

Of course, the four children were still commented on by the sailors in the live broadcast room.

"One from a wealthy family and four from a poor family. "

"Good fellow, the poorer you are, the more you live!"

"This water friend also went to college, at least spelled it out!"

"I don't know if it's the only boy in the family!"

"If you are the boss, you will have to suffer in the future. "

Seeing the people around him talking about his family, the boy was suddenly unhappy, and said: "I am the second child in my family, there is an older brother above, and there is a younger brother and sister below. "

Water friend: "????"

“？？？？"

"The clown is me?"

"Farewell!"

"Showing off your wealth, showing off your wealth nakedly?"

Qin Yue also laughed.

"You've said all this, what else do I say?"

"Then the next one!"

So the red-clothed sailor got out of the way and gave way to the third sailor.

It's a sailor in black.

This water friend is kind of interesting.

Although he is also very fat, his facial features are very well proportioned.

To put it simply, handsome fat man.

"Sailor, you must be very handsome when you lose weight!"

"This water friend, it looks good!"

"Fat people are potential stocks. "

Often in Qin Yue's live broadcast room, people who watch the live broadcast gradually pay attention to some fortune-telling news.

Some V-bloggers, Internet celebrities, actually prefer to analyze a person's physiognomy when telling fortunes.

Qin Yue can naturally analyze it, but it is not necessary.

Speak straight to the answer.

Moreover, there are some details that cannot be seen by face, Qin Yue can even know what color socks the other party is wearing, can this be seen in the live broadcast room?

"This water friend, born in an ordinary family, but lost his father at the age of six, his mother at the age of eight, and both his parents died. "

The other party obviously had a more calm personality and nodded. "That's right!"

But when his parents died, he was too young, and although he was devastated at the time, many years had passed.

So when Qin Yue said this, he could accept it.

Qin Yue said: "But your peach blossom luck is good, the girls you meet really take care of you and like you, and you currently have five girlfriends." "

This time, the netizens in the live broadcast room who had just sympathized with this water friend exploded.

"Envy separates me from the wall. "

"Cha lemon. "

"Sailor, draw your sword!"

"Heaven has closed a door for you and opened a window for you. "

"So fat, and a girlfriend?"

"The reason why I'm single has been found, not fat enough. "

Qin Yue said: "The three of you all started to gain weight after going to college. "

"I just said that you eat pig feed, not that your school canteen is good, but that someone is in your water and put pig feed additives!"

"This additive allows you to increase your appetite and increase fat in a short period of time, and the effect is very obvious. "

At this moment, the three fat men who were originally smiling suddenly widened their eyes.

They could hardly believe their ears.

"Master Qin, what did you say? The three of us were put into pig feed?"

"Is this someone poisoning us?"

"How is that possible?"

The fat man in black clothes frowned.

"I used to be very thin, that is, I went to college this year, and suddenly I gained weight. "

"I'm grass, I'm too, I thought our school cafeteria was too good!"

"The three of us, we were poisoned together? Damn, it won't be Wang Ke!"

There were three victims at the scene, but the dormitory was usually four.

Only the last person remained, not at the scene.

It is Wang Ke in this mouth.

Qin Yue said lightly: "Think about it carefully, in the bedroom, who fetches water, but doesn't drink water, is there any contradiction between you and him." "

There are some things that once there is doubt.

It seems that all the clues point to one person.

"Damn, it's really Wang Ke!"

"He was the most diligent and always helped us fetch water, and many times when we came back, the water was changed. "

"Damn, I don't feel it, but when I say it, I feel like there's always a smell in the water dispenser in our bedroom. "

"When we started school, he said that his family was a pig. "

"At that time, the three of us were quite thin, just 175 for him, but 200 pounds. "

"Damn, he won't give us pig feed because we said he was fat!"

These people already believed Qin Yue's statement.

For a while, netizens were also shocked.

"The victim is a real hammer. "

"It's on, it smells like that!"

"This is considered poisoning, right? Poisoning in the dormitory directly endangers the health of others, and can be sentenced. "

"I'll go, you can call the police directly!"

"Sailors, look for evidence first!"

The three of them, apparently, also thought of this.

"Master Qin, is there any evidence to prove that he did this?"

Of course Qin Yue knew.

It's just that he hasn't spoken yet.

The door to the dormitory was opened.

"I'm back, what are you three doing?"

Then, a fat man walked over and glanced at the phone they were talking to.

At this time, the atmosphere was very awkward.

There was anger in the eyes of the three people.

But no one did it.

It's not an impulsive kid in junior high school and high school anymore.

You have to lose money to beat someone.

"Master Qin, go on!"

Qin Yue nodded, "The thing is behind the red book on the other party's bookshelf, it is a ten-centimeter-sized bottle, when you take it later, take it directly in a bag, don't stain your fingerprints, and then test the water in the bucket in the bedroom, you can prove it!"

Hearing this, the three of them suddenly stood up.

And the classmate named Wang Ke was suddenly shocked.

He stopped in front of his bookshelf.

"What are you doing!"

"What do you think we're going to do?"

"Wang Ke, you are really bad, we have been with your roommate for so long, and you actually give us pig feed. "

"Call the police!"

"Call the police directly, and the provincial instructor came and said that he had a good reputation for the school and concealed it. "

"Keep him in check, don't let him destroy the evidence. "

"Find a plastic bag and listen to Master Qin!"

These people are arguing.

You must know that everyone in the dormitory weighs more than 200.

This battle began, and suddenly the mountain shook.

It's like meat shield tanks slashing at each other.

A loud clattering sound came.

Fortunately, the classmate in black picked up the mobile phone holder, otherwise the mobile phone would have been shaken to the ground.

"Got into a fight?"

"Who's got into a fight in the dormitory. "

“309。 "

"I rely on my brother to stop fighting, what's the matter!"

The other dormitories all moved when they heard the sound.

After a while, the dormitory teachers were alarmed!

Fortunately, there is a scramble.

They also snatched the important bottle of evidence.