Lil Sunneh and his adventures

Hi I'm still Morgan Freeman, and Sunny is still one broke ass rat. And so today our story takes us to the forgotten shore, empty and devoid of life. There, a house stood in the darkness, and 2 figures outside of it.

Aiko: So, how are we gonna make money now that you're dead boss.

Sunny: Right. Good question.

A long silence ensued

Sunny: Excellent even.

Aiko: I'll go back to work for Kai if you don't have a plan.

Sunny: No no, I have a few ideas.

Aiko: As long as I get pai-

Unfortunately for young Aiko, she's not part of the main cast and doesn't get to finish her sentences. Thankfully, we are brought to a lovely home in the waking world instead of the creepy forgotten shore.

Sunny: I bought this house as an awakened, it still looks as good as ever.

Aiko: Why are the fridge and the TV broken- Nevermind, what's the idea boss.

Sunny stared at her tired disappointed face for a second.

Sunny: Hehe, I'm already steps ahead. I saw this trend on TikTok abo-

Aiko: Nope. I'm out.

Sunny: Just let me explain it! It's called dropshipping and it costs nothing to start! It's free money!

Aiko: Riiight, and what are you dropshipping mr genius?

Sunny: Uhm, expensive stuff would make us the most money I think. So like phones and stuff?

Aiko lied down on the couch and opened up her phone, staring at it instead of looking at Sunny while talking.

Aiko: Not how it works.

Sunny: What do you know? You worked for the bum Kai!

Aiko: Ugh fine, how about you search up popular stuff on amagone and start with that.

Sunny: Amazon?

Aiko: It was a joke dumba- never mind. Just email me once this fails.

Aiko stood up and left the house after saying that.

Sunny: In an extra squeaky voice. Goodbye Sunny, thanks for being an amazing boss.

Sunny took a deep sigh and opened up his laptop to do some research.

And so, the weekend ended with Sunny having made exactly 0 cents. Lucky for us, the rat dropped his pride and gave up early. And this takes us to a Monday morning, back in Sunny's house where both bums sat around a table.

Aiko: It's so fucking early, did you really have to call me now? What even is the emergency meeting?

Aiko yawned

Sunny: Stop complaining, your boss has new ideas to discuss for making money. And they're brilliant. Get it cuz brilliant emp-

Aiko: Just spit it out.

Aiko rested her head on her arms on the table, still looking tired.

Sunny: Cornball. I may have failed with my dropshipping idea, BUT, I have found a new money scheme. I just reinstalled TikTok and I'm gonna make Blackpill content and sell a course to stupid teenagers. It's really popular now.

Aiko: Fuck you man.

Sunny: What?!

Aiko: This could have been an email.

Sunny: I need a good camerawomen and an editor!

Aiko: You have better chances selling drugs. There's tons of blackpill creators, I heard Tantrum Tate got uncancelled. You don't stand a chance boss.

Sunny: You know you might be right.

Aiko: I know I am, you're not podcast material. It hurts to listen to you.

Sunny: I'm gonna start selling drugs.

Aiko: WHAT?!

Sunny: You suggested it. Why are you surprised?

Aiko: Wha- How Why when. Why!?! A dumbass like you wouldn't last on the street!

Sunny: I was born and raised on the street.

Aiko: You were born and raised in a corner like a rat!

Sunny: Don't worry, I know a guy that can hook me up. I think.

Aiko: You think? You're just gonna ask someone because you think they have drugs? Yeah you're not getting arrested trust.

Sunny: Stop being so negative! I just need you to advertise me very lowk. Tell people where I'll be selling and for how much.

Aiko: I- fuck it, fine. I'll write some posts.

Sunny: There is my perfect employee!

Aiko: Bum ass supreme.

And suddenly, Sunny is standing infront of a familiar door, and he opens it.

Sunny: What's up my man Jeff.

Sunny walks in for a dap up.

Jeff: Sunny? What's up my man.

Jeff puts his scissors away and walks up to Sunny to finish the dap up.

Sunny: Can I Holler at you real quick? Or I can wait for you to finish that cut that's fine too.

Jeff: No, no you good, let's talk outside.

Sunny and Jeff walked outside the shop.

Man on the waiting couch: Hey dude, he just left while in the middle of cutting your hair, you not Finn speak up?

June: Nah bro, I know he finna hook me up anyways, he deserves all the time in the world.

Man on the waiting couch: Shii that fade do look clean.

Outside

Jeff: So what's up watchu need nephew?

Sunny: I'm actually looking to make some quick cash. You know any suppliers to hook me up?

Jeff: That kinda cash huh. Fosho but are you sure you're built for that shit? You look more like the type to take a normal job.

Sunny: I don't need no J-O-B, no disrespect but I kinda am on a strict schedule.

Jeff: Ah right, I can't seem to remember any friends that might do that. Maybe 5 bucks could help with my memory.

Sunny sighs and grabs into his pockets

Sunny: You know you're never getting tipped again?

Jeff takes the 5 bucks

Jeff: You never tip me anyways asshole. I didn't tell you anything by the way.

And another time-skip takes us to Young Sunless- I take it back, unc Sunny is on a busy street with flyers in his hand, a backpack with more flyers in it and a earbud in 1 of his ears. While it seemed like he was handing out flyers and listening to music, he was actually on a call and barely giving out flyers unless police walked by.

Aiko: Sitting at a table eating her salad very slowly from afar, on a call with Sunny. Why the fuck are handing out flyers.

They both talked very secretly.

Sunny: I need a fucking cover, some guy standing around would be too suspicious.

Aiko: And if they search your bag full of drugs?

Sunny: More flyers, duh.

Aiko: Then where's the drugs-

Sunny: You don't wanna know.

Aiko: Sorry boss do your thing.

And so, a tall man with a red beanie walked up to Sunny, and nodded downwards.

Sunny: Hello sir would you be interested to donate to this charity to help out starving kids? If so I have a flyer for you.

Man: That sounds interesting, I think I'll take one home with me.

Sunny: Of course.

Sunny gave the man the flyer, and the man gripped the flyer hard causing many wrinkles to appear on it. The man quickly put the flyer in his backpacker before shaking Sunny's hand.

Aiko: Are you just handing out flyers? Where's the money in that..

Sunny: That was my first sale, you not noticing it only proves how skilled of a merchant I am.

Aiko: Drug dealer not merchant, rat not skilled.

Sunny: Hater.

And so the day continued, with Sunny occasionally handing out flyers and making some good bucks, until the sun started to set and a group of younger adults walked up to Sunny.

Young man: Hey you the guy?

Sunny: Would you also like a flyer? One for each of you I assume?

Aiko: Jackpot.

Young man: Cut the bs there's no cops around.

Sunny's smile faded.

Sunny: But there's a whole buncha people around ready to snitch.

Young man: Fine, lets go to that alleyway a few grams won't be enough.

Sunny: You got it young blud.

Aiko: Fuck yeah!

Sunny and the group of young looking thugs walked into an alleyway that was quite and empty, far from sight of the public.

Sunny: How much you buying.

Young man: We throwing a party how much you got?

The man pulled out a stack of money and did a money spread to calm Sunny's nerves.

Sunny: I got like a few hundred grams left, you sure you paying?

The Young Man looked at his friend and smiled.

Young man: We taking it all, how much?

Sunny: 800 you got yourself a deal. 

Sunny took out 4 black plastic bags, all quite small. The young man looked it at and then around himself one more time.

Young man: Shiii, you fucking stupid unc.

The man snatches the bags, and 3 behind him pulled out bats and cornered Sunny.

Sunny: You know I could take all you fuckers down in an instant. Give that shit back now motherfucker.

Young man2: Nah shut the fuck up and don't try shit unc!

Sunny looked at him briefly before sucker punching the poor fella and proceeding to kick him in the nuts.

Young man2: Ooohh-

Tears flowed down the mans tears as he fell to his knees, dropping the bat on the floor.

Sunny: Yeah who's next you little rats?

Young man: Smash his fucking head you dumb shits!

Young man4: Oh nah you do it pussy

Young man3: Shit he's fucking crying! 

Young man4: There's already barely any black people in Shadow Slave, now another brother can't reproduce! They killing us off!

Sunny slowly walked towards another one of the thugs as they coward in fear, before on of them freezes and smiles in pure confidence.

Young man3: You not tuff unc.

Sunny: Aight you next dipshit.

As Sunny tried to grab the thug, the thug put his feet SLIGHTLY above Sunny's forcing Sunny to immediately freeze.

Sunny: Don't you fucking dare.

Young man3: You might kill me if I do crease these bad boys, but you'd be dead inside after.

Young man4: Yeah he fucking shake spearing it, listen to him and don't be brave unc.

Sunny: Just give me the fucking money and I won't kill you.

Young man3: Just shut the fuck up and your J's make it out of here uncreased.

Sunny: Bitch.

Young man4: You the broke bitch here. now Don't move as we walk away slowly, and your J's walk away unharmed.

Young man3: Wait if y'all leave I'm fucking stuck here, If I move I'm dead we can't do this bro!

Young man: Shut up and take one for the team! You know I need to spike some girls drinks for some game tonight.

Aiko: You can't let him do that shit, you're a drug dealer not a fucking monster!

Sunny: THOSE DRUGS WERE MEANT FOR HEALTHY AND CONSENTED CONSUMPTION MOTHERFUCKER!

Aiko stood up from her seat abruptly.

Aiko: JUST FUCKING MOVE ALREADY! DIDN'T YOU HAVE FEMINIST LITERATURE IN THAT STUPID HOUSE?!

Sunny: FUCK FUCK FUCK

Tears flowed down Sunny's face, and people looked at Aiko with confusion as she realised what she did.

Young man3: Stop fucking screaming you're scaring the fuck out of me

The other 2 men had already begun running away. And then as Sunny continued his external freak out, Young man 3's feet slipped and landed on Sunny's J's. Completely ruining them. Sunny became dead silent. No, it felt like the world became dead silent.

Sunny: Your nightmare is over.

Young man3: Please-

And so, Sunny and Aiko were back at the house, sitting in silence around the same table. Sunny had his fingers interlocked on the table.

Aiko: You got all the drugs back right?

Sunny: Yeah I searched them. Don't worry.

Aiko: Right... Can we postpone this meeting boss?

Sunny: Yeah for sure, tomorrow whenever isn't too early for you. 

Aiko: See you.

That short conversation was as dry as it could get, but it held much meaning. Meaning that both of them didn't want to talk about it. And so we are brought back to the same table the next day.

Aiko: Hi boss, before you start; no more drugs right?

Sunny: No definitely not, I've got new ideas.

Aiko: Fosho.

Sunny: I'm gonna write a poetic book and make it sell millions.

Aiko: What you think you're some kind of poetic spout? Nobody buys books anyways.

Sunny: Right right, that's why I had a back up plan.

Sunny pulled out his phone.

Sunny: So I finally opened TikTok again, and look what I saw in my DMs.

And after a quick time-skip, Aiko was standing with a phone in her hand, while sunny sat on the couch with his on phone turned off in his hands.

Aiko: Are you sure about this one? I thought you have pride and shit.

Sunny: You called me a rat more than I got called "Son".

Aiko: Right, I only need to say these 2 lines right?

Sunny: Yep, just start recording.

Aiko: She sighs deeply before clicking a button on her phone, and pointing the camera at Sunny. Sunny you have been on your phone the whole day! Isn't it time to go outside?

Sunny dramatically clicks his phone while holding it horizontally.

Sunny: What? I'm busy right now just one more level!

Aiko: What are you playing anyways?

Sunny: Oh me? I'm playing the new hit game Raid Shadow Legends.

Hey it's Morgan Freeman again, don't actually bother reading the next part.

Sunny: One of the biggest mobile role-playing games of 2019 and it's totally free! Currently almost 10 million users have joined Raid over the last six months, and it's one of the most impressive games in its class with detailed models, environments and smooth 60 frames per second animations! All the champions in the game can be customized with unique gear that changes your strategic buffs and abilities! The dungeon bosses have some ridiculous skills of their own and figuring out the perfect party and strategy to overtake them's a lot of fun! Currently with over 300,000 reviews, Raid has almost a perfect score on the Play Store! The community is growing fast and the highly anticipated new faction wars feature is now live, you might even find my squad out there in the arena! It's easier to start now than ever with rates program for new players you get a new daily login reward for the first 90 days that you play in the game! So what are you waiting for? Go to the video description, click on the special links and you'll get 50,000 silver and a free epic champion as part of the new player program to start your journey! Good luck and I'll see you there!

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And that kids, is the moral of the story. If you wanna make it in live, sell your soul for every penny you can get. Just make sure you're not doing some freaky shit, that's just weird, every soul-less man has pride even if its so little. Stay hydrated and don't do drugs.