Chapter 144 The upcoming Jonin meeting
Chapter 144 The upcoming Jonin meeting
early morning.
A heavy sense of oppression came, and Feiniao opened his eyes and took a few breaths. After the sleepiness gradually dissipated, he looked up at the orange cat lying on his chest and pinched the swim ring on its belly. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and a look of nostalgia flashed across his eyes.
This cat was once slim.
When I took it home to sleep for the first time, Feiniao was afraid that it would roll over and crush it to death.
Now I might be crushed to death by it one day.
After holding it aside, he stood up and went to the calendar, looked at today's schedule and stretched.
A jounin meeting.
The dark pupils of the man looking into the mirror turned blood red. Asuka formed a seal with one hand and then pressed it on the floor. An extremely complex and mysterious black pattern instantly centered on the palm and spread rapidly in all directions.
The art of psychic!
Peng!
As chakra surged into his palm, a puff of white smoke instantly appeared on the floor.
Then he waved his hand, and the white smoke in the room was blown out of the window by the wind and drifted into the distance.
Fairy?
Ichikishima Hime was stunned for a moment. Although she was not particularly good at studying, she had read a lot of novels.
"Huh~"
???
"108 Tips to Replenish the Kidney, Snake Meat to Strengthen the Kidney"
After a moment of silence, she slowly released her hand from Asuka's neck and whispered.
In the middle of the house, there stood a flower-like loli, with long dark blue hair, pale skin, wearing blue magatama-shaped earrings, wearing a white gown, and a single magatama-shaped green ornament on the chest.
"If you die, I will eat you to replenish your kidneys, and then we can fight side by side again."
Thinking of this, she floated to Asuka and groaned angrily.
Then, he summoned Ichikishima Hime again, looked at her dark face, and pointed at the ingredients that reappeared on the table.
"Huh~"
Asuka sighed, then stood up, pointed at his waist, and said.
No wonder that guy from Kyuubi dared to hit the giant Buddha with his head. "
Feiniao looked at the man with a question mark and said doubtfully.
"Hey, isn't it good to be alive?"
It's a strange thing to say.
This sentence sounds a bit like what the male protagonist said to the female protagonist in a tragic love story.
When he arrived at the meeting venue, he found that many jonin were already seated here.
After reading, her face suddenly darkened, and then she grabbed Feiniao's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously, saying angrily.
The corner of the bird's mouth twitched.
"Ichikishima-hime, you are a little fairy, you must not reveal your fairy energy."
“This psychic contract is somewhat unequal.
Peng!
Before he finished speaking, a burst of white smoke rose from the middle of the house.
Uchiha Madou's old face darkened and he gritted his teeth.
Aren’t you still going to use my concubine to supplement your waist?
Seeing her trembling with anger and her expression becoming more and more distorted, Asuka threw a piece of candy into her mouth, then put on her ninja vest and waved behind her.
After placing instant noodles, cold milk, and fried chicken on the table, he waved to Ichikishima Hime, who was stunned, and spoke.
As he said that, Feiniao picked up the book on the table, flipped it through twice, his eyes lit up, and he changed his wording.
<divclass="contentadv">"How joyful it is to live, and how miserable it is to die.
at this time.
A few black lines appeared on Ichikishimahime's forehead. She stood up and came to Asuka. She put her hands on his shoulders and said as if she was full.
She took the ancient book given by the immortal, and then found her partner Tian Xinji and asked her to follow the above method to unlock this abominable contract for herself.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with dying. "
Did she just hear this sentence?
"Old Madou, please tell your conscience, are we meeting just to speak? What constructive suggestions can we Uchiha put forward?"
There was a sound of burping, and when she saw Asuka waving his hands in disgust, his dark blue eyes turned into golden elongated pupils, and his sharp teeth and pink tongue were also exposed at the same time, "Hiccup. Let me burp." what?"
"open!"
Feiniao glanced at the white smoke behind him and shook his head.
Asuka pointed to the objects on the table and said.
Ok?
She raised her head and looked at Asuka sitting opposite, her eyes a little dazed, and then she glanced at the empty plates on the table. The warm atmosphere of the house made her feel faintly uncomfortable, but she was even more uncomfortable.
Ichikishimahime smacked her mouth, and the smell of greasy fried chicken instantly surged from her mouth to her heart.
Ichikishimahime floated above Asuka's head, then looked at the book in the other person's hand and murmured.
She looked at the empty fried chicken on the table and smacked her lips again, and then looked at the bowl of instant noodles on the table. When she finally smacked her lips, a smell of milk came to her heart.
"Hiccup~"
suck~ suck~
Seeing that the other party drank every drop of the soup, Feiniao clapped his palms together and whispered.
"There is nothing to eat in Longdi Cave. I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together."
"Ugh!"
"Ichikishima-hime, come to eat."
Peng!
A burst of white smoke appeared in the room again. Looking at Ichikijima Hime who had disappeared, Asuka rested his elbows on the table and shook his head.
Civilian ninjas and family ninjas are clearly distinguished, and the difference between family ninjas and family ninjas is even more obvious.
laugh!
There was a sudden sound of braking. Ichikijima Hime looked at the kaleidoscope close at hand, and her face suddenly turned blue and white.
He closed the book and placed it on his thigh, then raised his eyelids to look at Ichikijima Hime floating above his head, and said something polite.
If the human clan meetings such as the family can't discuss anything, what can the Jonin meeting discuss?
The village held a meeting to discuss unimportant matters, while Namikaze Minato and the others discussed the important matters by themselves.
Looking at the family jounin sitting in the corner with an unusually cold face, Asuka couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
It’s just that this method requires the cooperation of another person.
She slowly raised her head to look at the flying bird. Her originally golden pupils immediately turned into blood red, and a strange and complex pattern slowly rotated in her eyes.
"There is nothing to eat in Longdi Cave. I was afraid that you would be hungry, so I simply asked you to come over and have breakfast together."
This time even the immortal felt a little tricky and said he would have to wait a little longer.
Sensing the unkind tone of the other party, Asuka raised his right hand, put his index and middle fingers together, and bent the other three fingers in his palm, smiling.
When she went back to find the immortal last night, she wanted to ask the immortal to untie the contract between her and Asuka.
then
The immortal took her matter very seriously. After reading the ancient books, he found a way to unlock the contract.
"We knew and cherished each other when we were alive, and our souls depended on each other after death."
What about the excitement during clan meetings?
Later, he came to the Uchiha family and asked.
You actually don't even spare my body, and you want to use such a delicate and delicate body to supplement your waist. "
The group of people looked up at Feiniao, with a slight twitch in their mouths, and then one of them crossed his arms and said coldly.
"Everyone, have you eaten?"
The Uchiha family is particularly special.
"I, hiccup, do you want to praise hiccup?"
Uchiha Asuka, you and I can only live together for one person today. "
"Where is the immortal energy?
My mouth is full of the smell of seafood instant noodles.
“I’m dead, I’m so mad at you idiots.
Hearing this, Ichikishimahime trembled, then came to the table mechanically, picked up a fork and started eating in big bites.
"If this continues, within half a year, her thin figure will become history."
"untie!"
then
The silly woman worked all night, but not only did she not untie it, the contract also became deeper.
Asuka brushed his teeth and stared at Ichikishimahime's growing belly. He couldn't help but secretly gave himself a thumbs up and praised it.
In an instant, the kaleidoscope in Ichikishimahime's eyes disappeared, and the dark blue pupils reappeared.
Hearing these familiar words and glancing at the ingredients that reappeared on the table, Ichikijima Hime's eyes were dazed for a moment, and then she rushed towards Asuka with all her teeth and claws, "Don't control me if you have the ability, look at me today I can’t bite you to death.”
"Today is a Jonin meeting. It doesn't mean whoever eats more has more say. Each of us has the same say."
It's really irritating what a dead mother-in-law did.
Gods fight side by side.
"I am very angry. I want to die when I am angry."
Asuka blinked, and the kaleidoscope appeared in his eyes again.
"I don't understand."
"I'm a little busy today, so I'll work tomorrow."
"Who says we can't make constructive suggestions?"
Hearing this, Ichikishimahime's face suddenly darkened.
She subconsciously breathed into the palm of her hand, and then smelled the instant noodles in her hand, her voice became sharp.
And
Thinking of the previous meetings, Asuka's eyes fell on Madou next to him.
This old guy seemed to have put forward a lot of suggestions at the last meeting, but they were all rejected by Danzo.
The old man was so angry that he didn't eat for two days.