Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

riverside.

Sasuke's expression and movements were very serious.

Neji and Shikamaru on the side were stunned by him and swallowed involuntarily.

"The last time I saw Sasuke look so serious was the last time." Neji clenched his fists, sweat dripping from his palms.

"What you said, it's as if you didn't say it."

Bullshit literature is really annoying.

Shikamaru gave Neji a roll of his eyes, then frowned and asked.

"Sasuke, just tell me what's going on. I think our mental capacity is still okay."

The main reason is that Sasuke's strength is still too strong for Shikamaru and Neji.

They couldn't figure out what kind of terrifying and powerful man Sasuke could treat with such caution.

There's no way Naruto is crazy and wants to destroy Konoha.

"Listen carefully."

Sasuke took a deep breath and looked at Neji and Shikamaru.

They both swallowed and nodded.

Neji opened his Byakugan directly and stood ready. The latter was also observing the surroundings in case anyone overheard the shocking secret that Sasuke was about to reveal.

Hope it's not too scary.

"I discovered that the three of us are brothers!"

A gust of wind blew.

The shadows of the trees are dancing.

The slightly yellowed dead leaves slowly fell from the air and hung on the soil between the three handsome young men.

"You are sick!" Even Neji, who usually doesn't talk much, couldn't help but curse: "Tell me if you are sick!"

What the hell is this discovery called?

He also said it so seriously that it made people's hearts tremble, and I was really speechless.

Neji just doesn't know how to say "Family, who knows", otherwise he will definitely hook Sasuke up and give him a good spray.

Shikamaru was even more speechless: "You've been nagging me about this for a long time just to say that we are brothers?"

"You are absolutely boring."

"The three of us have all experienced the Snow Country trip together, haven't we already agreed that we are brothers?"

"Really are."

Shikamaru complained crazily, holding his forehead speechlessly.

But even though they said they were disgusted, Shikamaru and Neji were actually quite happy in their hearts. They didn't expect Sasuke to show that they were brothers so straightforwardly.

This feeling is actually quite good.

"Oh, two idiots."

Sasuke smiled helplessly, his eyes full of sympathy, and looked at Neji and Shikamaru.

"What I'm talking to you about is not the kind of friendship brothers."

"But brothers in the true sense of the word."

What the hell difference does this make? !

Neji and Shikamaru both wanted to curse, but looking at Sasuke's expression, it didn't look like he was joking, and they felt that maybe things were not simple.

Is there really something that they haven't understood yet?

The two looked at each other and saw the confusion in the other's eyes.

"Tell me in detail what's going on. Don't hide it and let us guess."

Neji took a step forward. He was in the Hyuga family and was the nephew of the clan leader, Hyuga Hizashi. This embarrassing status allowed him to see too many things.

The most annoying thing is the psychopaths at the top of the big family who talk in riddles.

"I meant that literally."

Sasuke spread his hands and blurted out the matter directly: "Listen carefully, we are brothers, close brothers, and half-brothers. Do you understand?"

We are all brothers, how can you make me sad alone? You have to grieve and cry with me.

Sasuke shook things out and continued:

"Although this matter is cruel, it is a fact, and I do not need to guarantee my personality."

"If you don't believe me, you can go to Konoha Hospital with me and have a checkup first."

silence

The fish in the river jumped out and spit a few bubbles.

Shikamaru frowned and said in a deep voice, "Sasuke, this joke is not funny. I don't like others making fun of my mother."

"Me too." Neji gritted his teeth, his face not looking good: "Even if my strength is not as good as yours, I will not sit back and watch others insult my mother."

Obviously, both of them were a little angry.

"Do you think I would be the kind of person who deliberately speaks to insult others?"

Sasuke raised his brows and looked at the two of them. He emphasized again: "I have already said that we can go for an examination. If you still feel that I am scolding you, then please feel free."

Perhaps Sasuke's expression and tone were too promising, so Neji and Shikamaru were inexplicably panicked after seeing him.

"What's going on?" Neji asked.

Sasuke didn't explain too much, waved his hand and said: "Let's go to Konoha Hospital first. After going to the hospital for examination, I can tell you everything I know."

He is really too confident, so confident that it makes you feel guilty.

After pondering for a moment, Shikamaru gritted his teeth and nodded.

"Okay, I'll go to the hospital with you, if the results come out and you try to trick me again."

"Sasuke, when the time comes, I will definitely fight you."

Shikamaru meant what he said. Sasuke had fooled him into doubting his most important mother.

If it turns out that the mother is innocent, then even if she cannot be beaten, she will still be beaten.

Neji stepped forward and echoed, "Me too."

Both of them had the idea of ​​beating Sasuke up.

Hearing this, Sasuke raised his lips and smiled: "No problem, if the test result comes out wrong by then, then let's seal away the chakra and have a fair hand-to-hand fight!"

"OK!!!"

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The agreed three people arrived at Konoha Hospital as quickly as possible.

After some discussion, the three of them decided to use the transformation technique first, and then sneaked in for examination.

Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing if people found out that three of them came from different families to do a blood test.

Not only them, but probably the entire upper echelon of Konoha will also be scolded.

"Your circle is really chaotic."

Therefore, after using the transformation technique, the three of them added an extra layer of protection to prevent their secrets from being exposed. They bought masks, sunglasses and cloaks, and put on a full set of protection before slowly entering Konoha Hospital.

Konoha Hospital is still very busy.

A large number of wounded were brought in every day.

There are also many patients with sequelae from the previous war with the Kingdom of Thunder who need treatment.

Therefore, the identification journey of the three people was not so smooth, and could even be said to be frightening.

It was okay to meet strangers, but every time they met Sakura and Ino who were running around and busy, the hearts of the three of them would beat fast.

Fortunately, these two pretty little nurses were so busy that they didn't notice them at all.

"Long time no see, Sakura and Ino are getting more and more beautiful." Shikamaru commented casually, and then received a heavy hammer on the abdomen.

He held his stomach and glared at Sasuke with raised eyebrows: "You are crazy! Why are you hitting me!"

"You deserve to be beaten!" Sasuke cursed and turned away.

He cursed in his heart for being unfilial, those two women are not clear to Naruto, they are your Nara Shikamaru's little mother.

Are they something you can evaluate?

As an older brother, isn't it normal for me to teach my stupid Ou Doudou a lesson?

"Okay, okay, I'll remember this punch."

Shikamaru secretly said something unlucky and waited for the results to come out soon. When the time came, Sasuke would seal chakra and he would have to give Sasuke a good lesson.

Let this kid Sasuke know why the flowers are so red.

"Two lunatics."

As Neji's voice complained behind them, the three finally entered the identification room.

First, they drew blood and checked Sasuke and Shikamaru, while Neji waited.

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On the other side, while Sasuke and the three were waiting for the test results in the hospital, Naruto officially embarked on today's visit.

White shirt, black trousers, and replace the ninja shoes with leather boots.

Handsome guys don't need to dress up too much. With their black and white matching and handsome appearance, they have become the "butler" synonymous with handsome guys.

The distance from the Uchiha clan to Konoha Street was long, but it was nothing to Naruto.

In only about two minutes, he had arrived near Maoyue Xiyan's house.

When Shizune arranged the task yesterday, Naruto asked specifically.

Maoyue Xiyan is on vacation today.

Otherwise, Naruto probably would have gone to see Uzuki Xiyan before going home yesterday.

First I bought a bouquet of bright red roses, then tidied my clothes, and then went upstairs and knocked on the door of Uoyuki Xiyan's house.

"Dong dong~dong dong~"

Along with the knock on the door, there was a clear and sweet female voice.

"Who is it?" Uzuki Xiyan opened the door and was stunned for a while when she saw Naruto. Then her face darkened and she was about to close the door.

‘This little bastard! ’

‘You didn’t come to see me when you came back yesterday. ’

‘I just found out today that I have no conscience at all. ’

'I've worried about him for so long. ’

Uoyuki Xiyan has been calculating the approximate time for Naruto to return home for a long time. She waited until yesterday in her heart, but failed to wait for Naruto's arrival.

You can imagine how angry she was.

So she didn't intend to look good on Naruto today.

However, Naruto chuckled and rushed directly into Uzuki Xiyan's house with lightning speed.

"Hey, sister Xiyan, I miss you so much."

Naruto didn't care, he put the words into Uzuki Xiyan's arms first, then rushed forward and hugged her whole body.

Caught off guard, Uzuki Xiyan entered Naruto's arms.

The two of them kissed formally with their lips touching each other across the flowers.

This set of flowing movements was too fast. By the time Uyue Xiyan reacted, the two had already kissed for about two seconds.

"Naruto. Wuwuwu. Let me go. Uh~"

Uozuki Xiyan wanted to push Naruto away, but Naruto's enthusiasm was so high that she really couldn't think of a good way to drive him away without hurting him.

"Naruto~ let me go first. Let go~ the door isn't closed yet."

Finally, Uzuki Xiyan, who was really unable to push Naruto away with her strength, gave up her struggle, raised her white and tender feet and kicked the door shut.

Although her fiancé has been dead for so long, no one should be able to stop her from finding her own happiness.

But Maoyue Xiyan was still afraid that people in the village would gossip if they saw her.

Having watched Naruto grow up, she knew very well the gossip abilities of the people in the village.

The atmosphere in the room was getting hotter and hotter. Naruto hugged Uzuki Xiyan and pushed her all the way from the door to the innermost part of the living room.

Beside the wooden table, you can see the sunset of the moon and the strong wind of the moon.

"Clang-!"

The photo frame fell to the ground, and the passionate kiss between Naruto and Uzuki Xiyan finally ended.

Naruto gasped heavily and said with red eyes: "Sister Xiyan, I miss you so much. During the time I was away from you, I missed you all the time."

Uzuki Xiyan didn't believe Naruto's lies. She silently muttered "Liar" in her heart, then wiped her mouth and looked away.

If the little bastard really missed her, why didn't he come to see her yesterday?

But immediately, Naruto's tears began to flow down, as if he didn't want money.

"I'm really too busy, Sister Xiyan. I just came back, and Tsunade-sama has arranged a lot of tasks for me."

"I started busy as soon as I came back yesterday. I was tired from afternoon to evening, and didn't go to bed until late at night."

"When I got up early this morning, I came to see you non-stop."

"I seem to have a little chat with Sister Xiyan, but my time is really limited. I have to go to Tsunade-sama to report the mission later."

"Then I will leave to go to Sunagakure Village to perform a mission with Lord Jiraiya and Kakashi-sensei."

Naruto dared to swear to God that there was not a single lie in what he said, every word was true.

He was indeed tired until late at night before going to bed yesterday. He was indeed going to see Tsunade soon, and then he was going to Sunagakure Village tomorrow.

He just didn't say where he wanted to go after meeting Tsunade and before going to Sunagakure Village.

"Ah?" When Uoyuki Xiyan heard that Naruto was so busy, her beauty suddenly turned pale, and anger appeared on her face: "They must be crazy, they are treating you like a beast."

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I don’t want to describe it like this.

After all, Naruto didn't express his complaints. After all, this was a good time to express his grievances, but he couldn't laugh first.

"Sister Xiyan, I am so tired, so exhausted, and I need your comfort."

Naruto stared at Uzuki Xiyan's eyes for a long time, and then kissed her pink lips again.

Uzuki Xiyan was no longer so resistant to the sudden second kiss. She was originally not angry with Naruto, but now Naruto had already explained it, and all she had left was heartache.

'Oh, it's really hard on the kid Naruto. ’

‘She’s so tired, so I’ll feed her well. ’

During the kiss, Naruto inadvertently took a step back without Uzuki Xiyan noticing.

"Accidentally" trampled Moonlight Hayate's photo to pieces.

"In the future, it will be enough to replace the photos of me and Sister Xiyan. The photo of Moonlight Blast is only suitable for hanging on the tombstone."

With this thought in his mind, Naruto roughly tore Uzuki Xiyan's clothes to pieces.

Clouds come and rain falls