Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

"You mean."

"Not only did you find Naruto, but you also found Yuhi Kurenai and the others?"

Konoha, Hokage's office.

Tsunade looked at the long-legged girl Shizune in surprise, took the mission report that had just been submitted from her hand, and looked at it carefully.

It records many recent major events in the Kingdom of Snow recorded by Nara Shikamaru himself, from the Furious Storm and Orochimaru's kidnapping of Konoha ninjas to the inexplicable appearance of Naruto, who strengthened the team of supporters of the new king in the Kingdom of Snow. .

After successfully rescuing Yuhi Kurenai and other ninjas, he and Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Ningji helped Fenghua Koyuki overthrow the original regime of Snow Country.

After seeing every detail completely, there are only a few big words in Tsunade's mind.

really!

Naruto, forget it, that brat is really strong and bold, but several other boys actually dare to subvert the regimes of other countries at will.

It was not a small town, but a real country. If we ranked it according to the degree of mission danger, it would have reached S level.

"Are all the newcomers in this class so brave?"

In comparison, the two elite jonins, Yuhi Kurenai and Sarutobi Asuma, seem to be a bit rubbish. They were pinched by others, but in the end, their enemies were pinched, and were easily defeated by a few newcomers. .

According to Shikamaru, it didn't even take much effort or any conspiracy, it was just an ordinary push all the way.

It’s true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach.

"Hmph, you brat, you've been sneaking away for so long without making a sound. When he comes back, you should punish him properly."

Tsunade chuckled lightly. For her, the most important thing was that nothing happened to Naruto. It didn't matter if he was in trouble, as long as he was found and he could come back.

Tsunade, who felt suddenly relaxed, stretched out. The big waves shook violently as she stretched, causing a shocking tremor.

Shizune looked envious. She looked down and saw her toes.

Why are they both women, but so different from Tsunade-sama?

It would be great if Tsunade-sama could give me one-third.

There was an obvious smile on Tsunade's face: "Shizune, have you informed the Sarutobi family and Hinata family about this news?"

Shizune replied: "All the major families know."

Tsunade nodded: "Then ignore them. Go and inform that little girl Uzuki Xiyan and Sakura about this news."

"They always come to me recently, and they always ask for news about Naruto. I'm almost annoyed with her, and I really don't know what it is about Naruto, that brat, that makes people like her."

Hearing this, the corners of Shizune's mouth twitched, and she felt that she was unable to complain. Others Shizune didn't know, but Tsunade-sama knew it very well, and she almost went out to find it herself.

Shizune murmured in a low voice: "You are still talking about others, but you yourself are not much better."

"Shizune, are you talking bad about me?"

"Ah, no, no."

"If not, just hurry up and do something. What are you doing here, fishing?"

"Yes, I'll leave right away!"

The angry blond twin tails shook wildly. Shizune said she couldn't afford to offend her and hid quickly. If she didn't hide, there would be no good juice to eat.

Tsunade-sama, she beats women.

Now Uzuki Yugao has retired from ANBU and has joined Konoha Hospital, and she happens to be on the same floor as Haruno Sakura, so Shizune's notification is not too strenuous.

After a while, Shizune informed Haruno Sakura and Uazuki Yugao of Naruto's news, which finally relaxed the two girls' hearts that had been worried all day long.

Uoyuki Xiyan said: "It's great that I found it. Thank you Miss Shizune for informing me."

During this period, the purple-haired lady was always on tenterhooks and could not sleep well. She had already decided that if she didn't receive any news from Naruto in the past few days, she would quietly set off and leave Konoha to go there in person. Looking for Naruto.

In Konoha, Uzuki Yugao has nothing left. Both her parents are dead, and her fiancé is also dead. The most important person to her now is Naruto, whom she has personally watched grow up.

If Naruto died too, then she really didn't know what the point of living in this world was.

Fortunately, he is still alive.

All is well.

After Haruno Sakura heard the news, she shed tears of excitement. When she learned that Sasuke had played a big role in the Land of Snow, and that it was thanks to Sasuke that Naruto could find him, she was instantly moved.

"Thank you, Sass."

"Thank you for finding Naruto for me."

Yes, when Sasuke left Konoha, Haruno Sakura found him and asked him to bring Naruto back to Konoha.

Although Sasuke looked confused and didn't know what this woman was asking for, he still agreed. In his subconscious, Sakura had been classified into the ranks of Naruto's women.

It's not easy to pretend to be a cold brother in front of Sakura.

It's not that he has any principle against flirting with his brothers' women, but Chun Chun is afraid that Naruto will deliberately make trouble about this to teach him a lesson.

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At the same time, the Yamanaka family, the Sarutobi family, and the Hyuga family also received news about the Snow Country.

Hinata Hinata's mother cried with joy, her heart filled with the joy of finding her lost daughter.

Sitting in a clean room were two women with similar looks. They were almost identical, but one exuded the nobility of a superior person. Just by looking at the way she casually put her arms around her sister's shoulders, you could tell that her personality was probably of the same type. Rather out-of-the-box.

Hinata Mari took a face towel from the table, dipped it in some hot water, gently wiped her sister's tears, and comforted:

"Sister, stop crying. Hinata is already on her way back. If she knew that you cried so much that your Byakugan turned into Sharingan for her, I'm afraid she would laugh like crazy."

Hearing this, Mrs. Hinata couldn't help but hit her sister on the shoulder, and then glared at her.

"Fuck you, what kind of bullshit are you talking about? Byakugan can cry his Sharingan."

"Hehe, that's not the case." Hinata Mari smiled: "The Uchiha family's Sharingan is red. If you make your eyes red from crying, isn't that right?"

"You are such a big man and you still have so many crooked ideas. No wonder Neji doesn't pay attention to you."

"I should still be very serious in front of my son, okay?"

Hyuga Mari swore that she was just naughty in front of her sister, and maintained the demeanor of an elder in front of her juniors, and she never did anything embarrassing.

certainly

This oath did not include Uzumaki Naruto, who had a deeper relationship with her.

That time at Sarutobi Hazuki's house, she really couldn't hold it back. Under Naruto's offensive, she cried and admitted defeat several times, but it was unbecoming of an adult.

"I don't know when the big ghost will be able to return to Konoha."

"I miss that day so much!"

Hinata Mari raised her head and looked out the window, her thoughts were like the waves in the sky, and she wished she could fly to the Land of Snow immediately to have a good time.

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At this moment, Naruto still didn't know that there were many people in Konoha waiting for him. After all, he and Konan were so in love right now that he had no time to think about anything else.

All I want to do is perm my hair every day.

"Honey, peel an apple for me."

"good!"

"Honey, give me a squeeze on your shoulders."

"good!"

"Honey, bring me a glass of water."

"good!"

Seeing Konan's docility, the three grown-ups present were stunned. It had been two days since they met Naruto.

In the past two days, they deeply felt what it meant to be as gentle as water.

No matter what Naruto said or wanted, Xiaonan would obediently do as he was told and help Naruto with every little thing.

"Naruto, you guy, don't bother Xiaonan-san all the time. You have to take action on your own sometimes." Shikamaru couldn't help but complain.

Upon hearing this, Naruto put his arms around Konan's soft waist, raised his eyes lightly and glanced at Shikamaru, and said with a smile: "You brat, are you jealous?"

"Why am I jealous!" Shikamaru looked away.

Naruto said: "Of course you are jealous that I have such a good wife. You have no one to take care of you and are single."

"How can we fix it?" Shikamaru frowned. He promised that if he couldn't beat him, he would have to teach Naruto a lesson today.

It's just too much.

What's wrong with jealousy.

Do you have to reveal my little thoughts?

Still no longer brothers.

once

Shikamaru believes that women are the most troublesome creatures in the world because of the influence of his mother Yoshino Nara and Ino Koyama.

However, now there was a perfect woman beside Naruto, who was docile, obedient, hard-working and sensible, completely the opposite of his mother and Ino.

Who would find this kind of woman annoying?

This is simply an angel from heaven.

Shikamaru ran forward and stood side by side with Sasuke and Neji, muttering: "Did Naruto save the world in his last life? How could he meet such a woman!"

It's almost insanely jealous.

Shikamaru also wanted to have such a virtuous wife, even if she looked ordinary, even if she was much older than him and much younger in life, Shikamaru would do it.

Neji nodded in agreement: "This kind of woman is probably the dream of all men in the world. She doesn't make noises or make trouble. She just appears when you need her. She is completely opposite to my mother."

When Shikamaru heard Neji's last sentence about his mother, he almost couldn't help but laugh. He thought to himself, it seems that there is one kind of mother in the world.

Only Sasuke looked thoughtful and said, "Are you bragging? Why do I feel that most women are like Xiaonan-san?"

Shikamaru:"???"

Neji: "???"

What kind of strength do you have to say such a thing?

Faced with Sasuke's sudden pretense, Shikamaru chose to reveal the truth directly: "It's true that you were liked by many girls in the past, but don't you have any idea about the virtues of those women?"

"Those women all changed for the better in the end."

Sasuke shrugged, spread his hands, and said: "For example, Sakura, Sakura used to be very annoying, but she often went to Naruto's house to help clean, and she basically took care of all of Naruto's physical tasks."

Sasuke has many examples like this, but they cannot be told to Shikamaru and Neji, such as Yukito, the two fifth-generation Raikage in Hidden Cloud Village, and the resurrected Uchiha Izumi.

Everyone was obedient to Naruto.

So Sasuke subconsciously believes that as long as a woman establishes a relationship, she will get better.

"I've also heard about this about Sakura."

Shikamaru also looked in disbelief. He said, "I didn't expect that the woman who was violent to Naruto would become submissive. It's really outrageous."

"If you had told me this a year ago, I wouldn't have believed it."

Everyone said that one's nature is easy to change but hard to change, but I didn't expect that Sakura could actually change her nature for Naruto.

At this time, Neci suddenly said: "Do you think there is a possibility that girls will become better after being with the person they like?"

None of the three people present had any experience in love. Relationship problems usually come from their parents, so here comes the problem. Both Sasuke and Neji's families are incomplete.

On the surface, Shikamaru's parents are separated. Basically, they don't see each other for a whole year, and they can't know the emotional problems of men and women.

They can access sources of emotional knowledge, in fact

Most of them come from Uzumaki Naruto

Sakura changed for the better because she liked Naruto.

Ino changed for the better because she liked Naruto.

Hinata has always liked Naruto, she has always been the shy and good girl type.

The Shiro I met before and the current Konan-sensei each looked like a gentle lady in front of Naruto.

Shikamaru took a breath: "Maybe this kind of thing really happens."

The three of them all looked back, and now Miss Xiaonan started to rub Naruto's back again, which was too gentle.

"Perhaps, women are not troublesome." Shikamaru said suddenly.

"I kind of want to fall in love. I want to find a gentle big sister who can take care of me the way Konan-san takes care of Naruto." Envy flashed in Neji's eyes. .

Sasuke nodded thoughtfully: "I suggest finding someone ugly."

"Why?"

Shikamaru and Neji asked simultaneously.

They didn't understand why Sasuke would say such things. When it comes to finding a wife, if there is a beautiful one, he must give priority to the beautiful one.

Seeing the confused expressions of the two of them, Sasuke smiled evilly: "If you want to be fucked by Naruto, you can find something good-looking."

"That guy gives people the impression that as long as she is a beautiful woman, he will not let her go."

If Naruto hears this, he will probably give Sasuke another big hand. No matter how perverted Uzumaki Naruto is, he can't compete with his son.

But after Neji and Shikamaru thought for a few seconds, they both nodded in agreement with Sasuke. Naruto was really a bit too carefree.

Moreover, acting erratically and cuckolding others is indeed something he may do.

Shikamaru said: "Forget it, I'd better find a dull girl to get married with."

Neji said: "Actually, I don't really want to fall in love. It's fine to be alone."

A group of five people staggered all the way, and finally arrived at the Country of Fire a week later, because they were faster.

Here we happened to meet Yuhi Kurenai and Asuma's team.