Journey with the Ship Girl

I'm just an asshole who has never seen the world. (kimbo)

Ye Luo put down the paper, and said earnestly: "Eugen, have you been under too much pressure recently? Well, I will accompany you tomorrow... Forget about today, I will accompany you out to play this afternoon, okay? We are in Lighthouse City How about buying some more things, and then taking the picnic cloth to find a cool place on the back mountain, how about having fun together?"

Prince Eugen nodded with a smile: "Okay."

"Then this was written because you were under too much pressure..."

"That's not true, I'm serious about this."

"So that was actually serious!"

Ye Luo slapped the document paper on the tea table, picked up the mug in front of Prince Eugen and raised his head. After drinking a cup of herbal tea in one breath, Ye Luo glared: "Hurry up and add some more to the master." Tea."

"Okay, master, do you want cold tea or hot tea, with or without rock sugar?"

"Let's have some hot tea, it's easy to have diarrhea if it's cold."

Ye Luo sighed suddenly, and picked up the document again. This time he looked at it horizontally and vertically, and there were two words densely packed between the lines: make trouble.

Prince Eugen quickly got up to add some tea. The tea was brewed just now, and then he dug out the rock sugar jar from under the coffee table and added some sugar into it. How about the application?"

Ye Luo said angrily: "Of course it won't pass! Where is such a proposal? If it is passed by you, it will be a ghost. It's a mess."

Prince Eugen said strangely: "It shouldn't be, I remember that in the regulations of the ship's mother headquarters, the port area can apply for a separate flag and badge. There are so many ship girls in our family, it is not too much to have our own flag and badge. Right. Exclusive clothing is the same, we often go out with a lot of people, if we don’t pay attention, some people may get lost, as long as we have exclusive clothes, we can recognize our own people just by the clothes.”

"You are plausible..."

Ye Luo felt that Prince Eugen was just looking for trouble, but he had no proof, and the other party seemed really puzzled, so Ye Luo could only try to convince her from common sense: "If we don't mention those things, should we apply separately?" , Whether you want to wear a uniform when you go out, the key is not there. The key is, why use my avatar?"

If it is a whim, or a whim, or the soul of the second school is burning, there are not a few commanders who apply for the badge and flag of the port area. It can be used.

But that’s a normal situation, okay? Everyone usually designs a full-featured pattern on the flag and badge. You hand in a big head portrait here? ? ?

Why, do you want to become a king on your own and create a new world?Look, if you can, why don't you print your face on the coin?

"As for uniforms, peripherals, pillows and figures... What do you think? Don't say whether anyone is willing to wear the clothes, can they really be sold? Even if they can be sold, they are not allowed to sell, it's too shameful. !"

Even when he was an otaku before, Ye Luo bought small pillows around the ship's mother. The small ones that can be hugged in his arms don't matter, and he can still buy them when he is at school, so he absolutely dare not take them home. .

Now you tell him whether you want to print yourself on the pillow?Even if it is a bit shameful to sleep in the arms of a cute ship girl like Chicheng or Dafeng, what if, Ye Luo meant what if, if a gay fell in love with her beauty and really bought it back?

Fuck, just think about it, it's a tight ass.

Shaking his head, Ye Luo looked at the last item, and said with a bit of pain: "As for debuting as an idol... Eugen, have you awakened something strange? Do you know what an idol does?"

Prince Eugen nodded affirmatively: "Yes, it's just like Santiago."

"Not only! But it's almost the same. It's about singing and dancing on stage. Do you think I can do this? Even if I can, why don't everyone look at the beautiful little girl and see me as a big man instead? Can't do it , can’t be done at all.”

It really hurts my head. I didn't expect Prince Eugen, who is an adult, to come up with such a completely impossible application. Ye Luo shook his head. This must be common sense. Did Prince Eugen just want to play tricks on himself?

Putting down the paper, Ye Luo picked up the teacup and drank some water to calm himself down. Maybe Prince Eugen is really under pressure recently, so it's okay to make troubles. How to do such a thing with no success rate is boring.

Just as he was thinking, Ye Luo only heard Prince Eugen say sincerely: "It doesn't need to be done, as long as the commander does it."

Ye Luo was silent for a moment: "Huh?"

"Most of these can't be done, but it doesn't matter, as long as the commander can do it," Prince Eugen said cheerfully, "We can book a shop in a prime location near the port area in Lighthouse City. It only sells similar peripherals in our port area, and then, as long as the commander mentions it in the forum when he debuts, it will definitely cause an uproar..."

"I won't debut!" Ye Luo roared.

"And besides making me ashamed, do these things have any positive effect?" Ye Luo asked.

"Of course, we can find our ship's wife. This is the top priority in the port area."

Ye Luo stared and said, "Can you get it back with such careless operations?"

So Prince Eugen kindly reminded: "Have you forgotten about them in Pennsylvania?"

"What does it have to do with them?"

"They came back after seeing the graffiti on our boat."

Ye Luo was momentarily at a loss for words, oh, there is indeed something else going on.

Prince Eugen said enthusiastically: "I thought about it for a long time. If it is just a name, even if it is hung at the main entrance of a bookstore or newsstand, many people will not pay attention when passing by.

But the photos are different. Downs and Pennsylvania can recognize the commander's portrait from a distance, and even if they can't recognize them, they will be confused. This is the real good way. "

Ye Luo held back, the reason was such a reason, but he couldn't accept it!

"Then let's figure out a way to get the photos out. What are we going to do with all this mess?"

"How can it be called a mess? The badges, flags, and clothes of the port area can be seen at a glance. If we rent a shop to sell the surroundings, we can justifiably put up the commander's photo in the place with the highest traffic in Lighthouse City for a long time. It's even more so when we debut. It’s amazing, there will definitely be many, many people who are interested in watching it, and there will be interviews with gossip newspapers, that’s an opportunity!"

You, what you said seems to make sense...

But it is still unacceptable!

Ye Luo said with difficulty: "Don't do this, Eugen, there must be other ways, we don't engage in these crooked ways..."

Before he could finish speaking, Prince Eugen quickly asked: "Commander, are you sure? If it is the normal way, we have sunk the Siren in the port area before, so we got a chance to be on the cover of the magazine, and the magazine is so boring. Things, how can gossip news be so popular?"

Ye Luo felt that he must be crazy... He actually felt that what Prince Eugen said was quite reasonable!

But but but, there must be something wrong, right?I was fine in Minato-ku, but why did I suddenly make my debut as an idol? There must be something wrong with it.

But it sounds really good, that's right, as long as you can withstand this mental pressure, maybe there may be some unexpected gains...