NOVEL WEB Chapter 64 Baldy Got Teased
For the woman with a meteor hammer hanging on her chest, Tang Sanzang naturally had no interest, and the excitement in his eyes gradually dimmed.
His gaze might have dimmed, but the eyes of those female soldiers lit up instead.
Four stout female soldiers simultaneously looked at their superior officer, the city gate commander.
The female officer, even more robust in stature, was sitting there cracking sunflower seeds with her legs crossed. The moment she caught sight of Tang Sanzang, her eyes nearly popped out. She sprang to her feet with a grin, rubbing her dark, large hands together and striding confidently towards Tang Sanzang, she shouted, "Hey you, on the horse, get down!"
Tang Sanzang was startled and thought to himself, what is this creature?
But in the end, he obediently dismounted, because he had already seen through the city gate the sight of beautiful women like a flock of swallows. He clearly understood that it was not suitable to be aggressive at this time, better to blend into the city and score a chick first.
Tang Sanzang got off his horse, and dumbfoundedly asked the female officer in front of him, "Is there a problem?"
The city gate commander, eyes gleaming, rubbed her hands and circled Tang Sanzang three times, chuckling all the while. Occasionally she'd wipe her drool, murmuring to herself, "A man... actually a man, so pretty... such a pretty boy living thing!"
At this point, Tang Sanzang felt somewhat uneasy, thinking that although he was supposed to be the wolf entering the henhouse, it now felt more like the hen entering the wolf's den.
Tang Sanzang scratched his head and asked, "Ma'am, is there something I can do for you?"
Upon hearing this, the city gate commander remembered that it was indeed inappropriate to stop someone for no reason. However, she clearly wasn't some green recruit but rather an old hand at this. With a wave of her hand, her four subordinates quickly surrounded Tang Sanzang.
Then, with a cough, she chuckled, "Are you a man?"
Tang Sanzang nodded, "Yes."
"Did you hear that? He really is a man!"
"Men are so good-looking..."
"Look at his chest, so flat..."
The few female soldiers immediately became excited.
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The city gate commander, worthy of her rank, managed to restrain herself. Wiping her drool, she asked, "You're a man, what are you doing in our Western Liang Women's Kingdom?"
Tang Sanzang replied, "This humble monk comes from the Great Tang in the Eastern Land, on a journey to the Western Heaven to seek the True Scriptures."
"You're from the Great Tang of the Eastern Land?" The city gate commander grew even more excited.
The soldiers once again started discussing among themselves.
"From a big place."
"A man from the heavenly empire, no wonder he smells so good."
The city gate commander continued to inquire, "Humble monk? Are you a monk?"
Tang Sanzang pointed at his own head and Kasaya and thought to himself, do the people of this Western Liang Women's Kingdom really lack such common knowledge? He was already dressed like this, his head shone so brightly, and they still couldn't tell?
Their discernment was even lower than that of demons.
Nevertheless, Tang Sanzang still replied, "Um, a monk."
The city gate commander was slurping her saliva...
The soldiers became excited once more, "Uniform temptation!"
"Foreign import, high-end goods, top-producing area, uniform temptation, tch tch..."
The more Tang Sanzang listened, the more something seemed off. Why did he feel like he was being teased?
The city gate commander wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth, stamped her foot, and scolded angrily, "How dare you, brazen scoundrel! You, a monk from the Great Tang of the Eastern Land, suddenly come to our Western Liang Women's Kingdom, could you be plotting something?"
Tang Sanzang did indeed have an ulterior motive, and since it concerned the girls of this country, it naturally made him feel a bit guilty.
When the city gate official saw that her nonsensical remark had intimidated him, she felt a thrill of joy, "So he's a cowardly monk, with this in mind, even if I can't do whatever I want, I can still take some advantage, right?"
Feeling guilty, Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "I don't have any ulterior motives."
The city gate official sneered, "No ulterior motives? Then what's that bulge in your pants? Could it be some contraband? Stand still and don't move, let this official inspect you!"
While speaking, the city gate official reached straight for Tang Sanzang's crotch!
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang was instantly dumbfounded. He had seen hooligans before, but this was the first time he encountered such a brazen female hooligan in broad daylight!
If this city gate official had been pretty, he might have accepted it, but this one looked like a black bear spirit, how could he accept that?
Tang Sanzang instinctively took a step back, only to feel two large hands placed on his shoulders.
Two female soldiers chuckled, "You'd better just accept the inspection quietly, otherwise, you'll be charged with assaulting the city guards, and a prison sentence will be hard to avoid."
In a moment of stupor, the city gate official stepped forward and grabbed at him.
"Go to hell!" Tang Sanzang couldn't hold back any longer and kicked out with his leg!
Bam!
With a cry, the city gate official was kicked and flew out, crashing against the city wall and slowly sliding down to the ground.
The other four soldiers were furious, "You dare...?"
"Dare your uncle!"
Tang Sanzang turned around with two kicks, sending two soldiers flying, then he swung himself onto his horse, giving its rump a pat and said, "Bai Longma, let's go, into the city!"
Bai Longma lifted its hooves and galloped away, charging directly into the midst of the women's country of Xiliang.
The moment he passed through the city gate, Tang Sanzang felt as if he had traversed two worlds. Outside the city were robust black women, whereas inside, it was full of charming ladies, with fluttering long dresses, flowing black hair, eyes that seduced, and lips painted red.
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but burst into loud laughter, "Who even needs the True Scriptures? Hahaha..."
Meanwhile, a loud laugh also erupted from outside the city gate.
It was the city gate official, laughing uproariously. The soldiers, puzzled, asked, "My lord, you've been kicked and broken your bones, how can you still laugh?"
The city gate official chuckled, "As the saying goes, 'To die under a peony flower is to be a romantic ghost.' To be kicked by such an extraordinary beauty is a pleasure!"
The soldiers were rendered speechless...
Then, the city gate official's face turned serious, "It's good that he kicked me, now I've got him on the charge of assaulting the city guards. Summon people for me; I want to capture that pretty boy alive, lock him up, and take my time having fun!"
The crowd suddenly understood; the city guard official didn't care about the immediate loss, he was plotting to enjoy himself for a good while.
So, the soldiers began to spread the message. Before long, a troop assembled and started marching into the city, in search of that handsome monk.
At this very moment, Tang Sanzang was riding atop the white horse, eyes gleaming as he looked at the women of the city...
But he quickly realized that although many of the women in the city were indeed beautiful, they didn't carry themselves like ladies of good families at all. Instead, they had the air of women in their thirties, eyeing him hungrily, as if they wanted to devour him.
He had never even seen such gazes in the Demon's Cave Dwelling.
Just a moment ago, Tang Sanzang felt like a big bad wolf entering a sheepfold to pick out a plump lamb, but as time passed, he began to feel like he was being paraded through the streets instead.
Wherever Tang Sanzang went, there was an instantaneous hush, and all eyes were fixed on him.