Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 60: The Kingdom of Women in Western Liang



The old lady grinned and said, "Of course I haven't seen before... Come here, everyone, come look! There's a man here! Such a handsome man!"

Following the old lady's shouting, a few more farming grannies ran over, and then seven or eight of them encircled Tang Sanzang and the others like a flock of ducks, their eyes shining as they pointed and commented excitedly and noisily.

"Oh my, it really is a man!"

"Look at this man, he's really handsome."

"See his chest, oh my, it's different from ours!"

If a group of young girls were surrounding them saying this, Tang Sanzang and the others would definitely find it fresh, exciting, amusing, and even join in the fun.

But being surrounded and pointed at by a group of seventy or eighty-year-old grannies, the faces of Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, and the others darkened.

Luckily, Tang Sanzang still maintained his composure. He calmly stood up, picked up Sun Wukong's Jingu Bang, and slammed it into the ground!

Boom!

A big pit appeared.

Then Tang Sanzang said in an exceedingly polite and friendly manner, "Within the count of three, anyone still in the sight of this monk will be treated without courtesy!"

Whoosh…

The grannies who had crowded together one moment scattered cleanly the next.

"Master, why did you drive them all away?" Sun Wukong called out.

Tang Sanzang replied, "If not driven away, should I keep them around for the scenery? Those craggy faces full of wrinkles, I can't appreciate that."

Sun Wukong said, "Master, it's not that I want to look; I wanted to ask them what exactly is going on here. After all, they are locals; they might know how to solve this."

Tang Sanzang was taken aback, "Right, why didn't I think of that! Wukong, you go ask quickly."

Sun Wukong smiled wryly, "Master, I've got an extra child in my belly, it hurts even when I'm not moving, let alone if I walk a few steps…"

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong's belly, weighed the Jingu Bang in his hand, and said, "How about I help you with an abortion?"

Sun Wukong immediately straightened his back and said, "Master, no trouble needed, I will go and ask for clarity right now."
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After speaking, Sun Wukong took his Jingu Bang, quickly stuffed it in his ears, and then ran off to find someone to inquire about the situation.

It wasn't long before Sun Wukong returned, only his belly, which was slightly large when he left, came back looking like it had a basin shoved into it.

Tang Sanzang and the others weren't looking any better either, with their swollen bellies. Seeing Sun Wukong returning, Tang Sanzang quickly asked, "Wukong, did you find anything out?"

Supporting his lower back, Sun Wukong moved slowly forward, speaking as he walked, "Master... I found out everything. This place is the Western Liang Kingdom of Women, the whole country is full of women, no men."

As he said this, Sun Wukong saw Tang Sanzang's eyes immediately emit two terrifying beams of light.

Sun Wukong added with a sobbing tone, "Master, you're about to be a mother, get a grip."

Tang Sanzang, holding his belly, stood up, "Even if I'm the one giving birth, I would still be the real dad. I'm about to become a dad, wanting to find a few mothers for my child isn't too much, is it?"

Sun Wukong and the others were left speechless—seriously, with such a big belly and still thinking about women, is this guy's lower half made of Jingu Bang or what?

Zhu Ganglie was in so much pain he couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Wukong bro, hurry up and tell me how to abort this thing. I feel like it's going to crawl out on its own soon!"

Sun Wukong quickly said, "The Women's Country has no men, so to have children, they can only count on themselves. That river is called the Mother and Child River, and after drinking its water, one can get pregnant without the need for a man. We've just drunk from that river, so we're all pregnant. To abort, there's only one way, and that is to go to the Antidote Mountain to find a cave called the Breaking Child Cave. Inside there's a spring called the Miscarriage Spring. Drink a mouthful from the Miscarriage Spring, and the child will naturally vanish…"

"Wukong bro, then you should hurry up and go," Zhu Ganglie clamored.

Sun Wukong said with a bitter smile, "Antidote Mountain is three thousand miles away from here, with mountains, waters, and marshes in between. I can hardly walk now, let alone ride the clouds or command the fog, how do you expect me to go?"

"White Dragon Horse, you're a horse, you can run fast, you go," Zhu Ganglie called out.

The White Dragon Horse, lying on the ground, said, "Second Brother, my belly is even bigger than yours. I am struggling to even turn over, and you want me to run? Be realistic."

Then everyone turned their attention to Sha Wujing, but this four-meter-tall brute had an even larger belly than Sun Wukong, sweating profusely from pain, and it seemed he also couldn't move.

With no other choice, they then looked to the only one among them still able to stand, Tang Sanzang.

But the bald man was holding his chin with one hand while squinting with a pair of shifty eyes, muttering, "The country is full of girls, my chance has come!"

"Master, can we not think about girls for now? Can we think about the child first?" Sun Wukong called out.

Tang Sanzang nonchalantly said, "The child, well, if worse comes to worst, we just give birth. It's not a big deal... But girls are different, ah, thousands and thousands of them, my spring has come."

Sun Wukong was utterly speechless.

Zhu Ganglie looked at Tang Sanzang's behavior and had a sudden stroke of genius, "Master, what girl doesn't like a sterling bachelor? If you really give birth, you'll have to carry a child around when you hit on girls. When she asks whose child it is, if you say it's yours, do you think... who would marry a monk who carries around baggage?"

The words struck right at Tang Sanzang's weak spot, and he said in a daze, "Right!"

Zhu Ganglie struck while the iron was hot, "Master, you can't get by on good looks alone if you want to charm girls. Don't you need a good figure? With a big belly like that, are you sure you can pick up girls?"

Tang Sanzang nodded vehemently, then grabbed Sun Wukong over, asking, "Where is Antidote Mountain?"

Sun Wukong exclaimed, "Master, gentle, gentle, don't shake me. If you keep shaking, I'll give birth!"

While shouting, Sun Wukong pointed to the south and said, "It's over there! Just go straight, but the road is tough... Master, can you still jump?"

Tang Sanzang put down Sun Wukong and said, "Jumping is a bit hard, but, I can take a shortcut!"

...

Meanwhile, at Antidote Mountain.

Antidote Mountain is located south of the Women's Country, a celestial mountain full of blooming flowers and abounding with springs and waterfalls.

There were many birds and beasts on the mountain, and from a distance, it looked very vibrant and full of life.

There was a Taoist temple on the mountain, and from inside, there were faint sounds of a dog barking...

Meanwhile, a few people were standing at the entrance of the temple.

One, wearing a Star Crown, clad in a golden-threaded Taoist robe, with decorative shoes on his feet, and a jade ornament hanging from his waist.

Fiery red, unkempt short hair coupled with a face covered in a red bristly beard gave him a look that was far from either handsome or dashing, but more fierce and intimidating.

Behind him stood a Taoist in blue robes holding a pair of Ruyi Golden Hooks respectfully, seemingly a disciple of the golden-robed Taoist.

In front of them were three young women.


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