Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

"I'm dizzy, my lord..."

Before he could finish speaking, the bald man reached out and grabbed his snout! Xiongtian Dog was shocked to find that, despite his strength, he couldn't break free from this hand's grasp!

All Xiongtian Dog could do was emit angry snorts from his snout as he frantically pawed at the ground, trying to escape.

But the grip of the bald man was so strong that he simply couldn't get away.

As Xiongtian Dog was shocked and furious, he channeled all his power and raised his paw to strike at the bald man before him...

However, the bald man casually caught his paw.

Xiongtian Dog then swiped with his other paw...

But both paws were caught by the bald man with one hand.

Xiongtian Dog looked at the bald man before him as if he were a monster, well aware of his own formidable power. Although he hadn't cultivated the Eight Nine Profound Art to the Great Achievement Realm with Yang Jian and the other deities he followed, he was still a being with strength to shoulder mountains and overturn rivers, possessing an extremely robust physical body.

Yet here he was, unable to escape, held in hand like a puppy!

How terrifying must this bald man be?

Just then, the bald man spoke, "Wufan, hurry up and bring the rope. Wujing, is the water boiling? Get ready, it's time to eat! These big dog paws, they're all meat!"

Upon hearing this, Xiongtian Dog realized these bald monks were not after his treasures but his flesh.

Then he saw the bald man turn and shout toward the cave, "I'm very pleased with this dog, thanks bro. We'll leave after we eat!"

From inside the cave came the familiar voice of the Green Ox, "You're welcome, enjoy your meal."

In a flash, Xiongtian Dog understood everything—all the nonsense about brothers not getting angry, willing to take a knife for each other, it was all a setup!

Xiongtian Dog couldn't hold it back any longer, and screamed in ventriloquism, "You dead Green Ox, are you even human? No, wait, you're definitely not human! Because I burned your ox shed? You went straight to reincarnation. Just you wait, in a dozen years I'll be a good dog again, and I'll see if I don't destroy your shed and break your whip!"

King Si laughed at Xiongtian Dog's threats and casually said, "Xiongtian Dog, it was you who said it, willing to take a knife for a brother…"

Xiongtian Dog immediately roared, "Willing to take a knife for a brother means I do it myself! And you? You just silently stabbed me twice!

No, watching how they plan, it's not just twice, they'll cut me into eight pieces, a thousand cuts, you hear me?"

Sha Wujing said, "Basically, I'll start by ripping you open, boiling you whole in a big pot, then move on to hand-shredded dog meat, followed by slicing skin-on dog meat, broiling dog face, grilling dog paw, roasting the whip…"

The more he heard, the more Xiongtian Dog trembled violently, howling, "Big brothers! I… I'm just a dog; I didn't provoke you, did I?"

Tang Sanzang nodded cleverly, "That's right, you haven't provoked us."

"Then why do you want to eat me?" Xiongtian Dog howled.

Tang Sanzang said, "Because that cow sold you to me..."

Xiongtian Dog yelled, "He's not my dad, what right does he have to sell me?"

Tang Sanzang answered seriously, "Because you're delicious!"

Xiongtian Dog, looking at the bald man whose eyes shone with hunger and who kept wiping his drool, defiantly yelled, "Just because I'm delicious?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Of course, what else? He even said you've lived for thousands of years, an old dog who's eaten peaches of immortality, ginseng fruit, nurtured by the finest delicacies, and polished your body... Um... I just tested it, and indeed, you're quite solid."

Instead of shivering, Xiongtian Dog's eyes darted around, and then he yelled, "Venerable monk, I want to report something!"

Tang Sanzang asked, "What do you want to report?"

The Hound roared, "Accusing that old bovine in the cave of tasting better is still preferable!"

Upon hearing this, King Si panicked and shouted, "Hound, don't spout nonsense! How can I, a grass-eater, compare with you, a meat-eater?"

The Hound snapped back, "Why not just say that your dad also T.M. eats shit!"

Clang!

The large iron pot suddenly flipped over...

Sha Wujing, looking utterly distressed, asked Tang Sanzang, "Master, are we still eating this?"

The smile on Tang Sanzang's face froze instantly, "Are you sure you eat shit?"

The Hound yelled, "Been eating it since I was little!"

Tang Sanzang looked at The Hound with disdain, "How the hell do you eat that..."

Seeing a chance, the Hound hastily shouted, "I even have customized shit! My favorite is rib-flavored, don't believe me? Let go of your hand, I'll breathe out and you can smell it!"

"Master... there's a saying that a dog can't change its habit of eating shit. Though this guy has ascended to immortality, he's still a dog at his core," Zhu Ganglie said.

The Hound quickly added, "Yes, yes, yes, I just love that taste. That very bite brings the full flavor of my hometown, the care of my mother."

Tang Sanzang grew even more disdainful: "As a child, did your mom really feed you that stuff?"

The Hound replied, "Definitely, it tasted far better than milk!"

Tang Sanzang couldn't stand it any longer, quickly let go, turned around, and ran to the riverside to wash his hands, muttering, "Disgusting to death!"

Seeing that he had narrowly escaped a disaster, The Hound's face twisted into a fierce grin! Continue reading at empire

However, he was very cunning. Having just tested the waters, he knew the bald monk was unfathomably powerful; even a sneak attack wouldn't work on him.

So the Hound yelled, "Reverend, I might not taste good, but isn't there a grass-eater over there!"

Having said that, the Hound frantically started gesturing towards Golden Helmet Cave.

As soon as King Si saw this, he immediately panicked, "You dead dog, don't give bad ideas! I'm just an ordinary little blue bull, not even fully grown yet!"

The Hound tilted his head and said, "Not being fully grown is good, the meat's tender!"

King Si hurriedly shouted, "A few more years of raising will make it even tastier!"

The Hound chuckled and said, "Blue Bull, stop pretending. Don't think I don't know your true nature!"

Having said this, the Hound scampered towards Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang pointed into the distance and yelled, "Get away from me! Don't come any closer!"

The Hound stood at a distance with a wronged expression, then ingratiatingly said, "Reverend, let me tell you. That bull is no ordinary bull!"

Although Tang Sanzang disdained the Hound, he was intrigued by this news, so he asked, "How so?"

The Hound said, "Reverend, what you don't know is that this blue bull is not just any blue bull, it is…"

Clang!

The doors to the Golden Helmet Cave opened, and out walked a blue bull holding a steel spear, pointing it at the Hound from afar and declaring, "Hound, you burnt my cowshed first, bullied me later, and today we end this feud for good! If you're a man, let's fight one-on-one for three hundred rounds, and don't disturb the monk!"