NOVEL WEB Chapter 33: Thirteen Lang
Zhu Ganglie had no idea these two were flexing their egos, he just thought they disliked him and were glaring at him angrily.
Zhu Ganglie might seem naive and easy to bully, but that was only because he was not dealing with Tang Sanzang, the freak, or more powerful brothers like Sun Wukong and Six-Eared Macaque. So, he played it cool. But this did not mean he was actually good-natured. On the contrary, having once been the Marshal Canopy, he had his own pride!
Now, provoked and angrily stared at by two mortals, he instantly became displeased!
His pig eyes suddenly widened, fury erupting!
How terrifying is the wrath of a celestial being?
Although Zhu Ganglie kept it in check, the two were still so frightened they shivered, feeling a wetness down below...
Seeing their embarrassing predicament, Zhu Ganglie cracked a smile.
With his three-meter bulk and gaping mouth exposing his sharp tusks, the fright increased in the two young men, evidenced by the larger wet spots they were making.
Tang Sanzang, seeing this, lifted his hand and gave him a slap, "Hurry up, don't waste time!"
Zhu Ganglie quickly lost his smile and sped off in a wild sprint, leaving behind two young men scared stiff...
Fortunately, their instinct to drive kept them in control, and the car didn't veer off. They even subconsciously hit the brakes, slowing down to prevent an accident. When they came to their senses and noticed the wetness between their legs, they were immediately embarrassed and enraged.
Only then did they realize that the wild boar wasn't actually wild—it was someone's mount.
They might fear wild beasts, but people...
As local bullies, they were not afraid of people!
So, the two exchanged a glance, silently reaching an understanding. They both stepped on the gas and took off after the wild boar.
Due to their moment of hesitation, others who were also chasing the lascivious wild boar had caught up, and soon over twenty luxury cars with roaring engines were in pursuit of the large beast.
Up ahead, a traffic cop, bored out of his mind, was patrolling on his motorcycle, complaining, "Old Li, are you guys sick? You have me—a grand Thirteenth of the Third Ring Road—patrolling this newly built road where not even birds bother to defecate, and there's no traffic?
Don't talk about tempering my character—I'm perfectly content with my character!
Just yesterday, I caught more than twenty motorcyclists in one go..."
Bang!
A gust of wind blew past him, and a black shadow flashed by. Thirteen stared blankly, rubbed his eyes, and muttered, "Damn, what just flashed by? A giant black rat?"
He looked back, only to see a dark pig butt facing him, its little tail waving somewhat seductively!
Thirteen snapped back to reality, "Damn, it's a racing pig!"
Old Li's voice came through the walkie-talkie, "Thirteen, what are you talking about? Racing pig?"
"Old Li, as a seasoned traffic cop, tell me, is it legal to ride a wild boar on the road?"
"Of course not... What do you mean? Riding a wild boar? Are you joking? Can you even ride wild boars?"
"Not only is he riding it, he's also damn speeding!"
There was silence on the other end...
"Forget it, I don't care what he's riding—if he's speeding, he's breaking the law! Watch me take a shortcut and catch him!" With that, Thirteen turned around, stepped on the gas, and charged onto the dirt road, taking a shortcut to cut him off.
Tang Sanzang wasn't thinking that much. Sitting on the pig's back, he was mumbling calculations, "Still need a gong... Mmm, I'll look for a busy intersection later..."
Zhu Ganglie, upon hearing this, wailed in his heart, sure enough, this baldy was still contemplating performing on the streets!
Suddenly, Zhu Ganglie kind of missed his big brother and little Sixer.
Just as they were walking, suddenly a cloud of dust billowed upfront, and a motorcycle charged out from the dirt road beside them. At the same time, the person on it pulled out a megaphone and shouted, "The owner of the vehicle ahead... cough, cough, pig owner, pull over to the side!"
Tang Sanzang looked at the other party suspiciously, not understanding at all what the guy meant.
Fortunately, Tang Caiyi had woken up just then. She rubbed her eyes, looked behind her, and then exclaimed, "Dad, how did you get in trouble with the police?"
Tang Sanzang said in confusion, "How would I know what I did to get their attention? What police?"
Tang Caiyi struggled to organize her words to explain, "They maintain order, they're the good guys, don't charge at them..."
Tang Sanzang urgently shouted, "Don't charge!"
Zhu Ganglie immediately slammed on the brakes, and his four hooves plowed four grooves into the cement road, leaving the police officers staring agape, murmuring, "Is this a wild pig? More like an iron pig!"
Tang Sanzang continued to ask Tang Caiyi, "What are they stopping us for?"
Tang Caiyi wore a puzzled look, "I don't know, but they catch bad people."
"Catch bad people, what does that mean?" Tang Sanzang asked.
Tang Caiyi simply introduced, "If someone makes a mistake, they catch them, put them in jail, or execute by shooting... you know, like a death sentence."
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Tang Sanzang understood immediately. These were law enforcement officers. Although he didn't know what he'd done wrong, he certainly didn't want to be taken away for sentencing. The main thing was, he had no time to argue with anyone. So Tang Sanzang slapped Zhu Ganglie's head and said, "Run back!"
Zhu Ganglie turned around and bolted!
As Thirteen saw the wild pig make a run for it, he instantly became furious, "You there, stop!"
At his shout, the wild pig only ran faster.
Thirteen hurriedly stepped on the gas, chasing after it.
On the other side, Liu Qing, Zhang Ke, and the other rich kids were also frantically stepping on the accelerator, their speed increasing by the moment. Unfortunately, they could no longer see the rear end of the wild pig, feeling thoroughly gloomy at heart.
Just then, at the bend ahead, a large wild pig charged out, swung its rear, and rushed straight at them!
"Get out of the way!"
Liu Qing and Zhang Ke were both startled. At this high speed, it wouldn't matter whether they hit a wild pig or a rabbit; either would send them to heaven!
The two hurriedly parted, making way for it.
The other cars also moved aside, and almost simultaneously, the wild pig dashed past them, brushing close to their cars...
Before they could even catch their breath, they saw an angry traffic officer bearing down on them.
Seeing this, everyone's face changed. It was too late to brake or slow down now.
Liu Qing and Zhang Ke exchanged a look, knowing it was too late to turn back. Their special status meant they couldn't afford to be caught, so they floored the gas pedal and barrelled past.
Thirteen was stunned!
He was originally chasing a speeding wild pig, but suddenly a dozen or more supercars speeding past jumped out...
Before he could collect his wits,
Boom, boom, boom...
The roaring sounds of engines followed one after another, as each supercar zoomed by him at breakneck speeds.
One moment, Thirteen was in shock; the next, his expression turned ferocious, and he rolled up his sleeves, saying, "A challenge, huh... A collective challenge! I could overlook one pig, but what's the meaning of this? Do you really think I'm just hot air?"
Since the wild pig had already vanished without a trace, Thirteen, burning with anger, executed a drift to turn around and began chasing after the group of rich youths.