It’s not that kind of malicious broadcast

『Author: Anonymous』

『Title: The Romance of the Greatsword is Killer』

『Is “CravingWarmAmericano” originally a broadcaster who does Greatsword broadcasting?

Doesn’t show up on G-Tube, just keeps showing Rogue content.』

– Search for ‘GetDevoured’ on G-Tube.

– But you’ll never see the Greatsword Knight you want, dude.

– ?? What do you mean? Why?

– You’ll know when you see it.

– Top-notch Rogue, too.

– Another one tricked by that crazy woman…

『Author: GetDevoured Devoured』

『Title: LOLLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL Throwing the Head LOLOLOL』

『Teabagging in a tournament LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL

This is it!』

– You crazy woman…ㅠㅠ

– A broadcaster who’s embarrassing no matter where you take her.

– But isn’t it the fault of the one who got beheaded?

– The teammates are more flustered LOLLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL

– Ark froze in the middle of giving orders LOLLOLOL LOLOLOL LOLOLOL

– “GetDevoured is coming, push—what the hell is that?”

『Author: PpaTarong』

『Title: That’s Seriously Disrespectful When You’re Not Even Close Friends』

『That person doesn’t seem to be close to PadaPada, but they got excited for getting one kill and teabagged in the tournament. Is PadaPada going easy because it’s a broadcaster tournament, and now they’re acting all high and mighty??

Seriously, unbelievable. LOL LOLOLOL 』

– Just go to your Kuro.

– Yes~ Shortest-lived has-been, head got knocked off just like that~

– Your language is really crude… Shows your true nature.

– Has-been head swish~ thunk. Roll, roll~

– Blocking you now.

– But the Greatsword was really cool…

– Though, in the first set it was something, in the second set, they got completely beaten one-on-one with no room to argue LOLLOLOL.

– Upset? Should’ve won then.

『Author: Anonymous』

『Title: Why I Don’t Give a Damn About the Teabagging』

『(Video)

Because it’s cool』

– Wow

– Is that head-slashing finish only possible with the Greatsword?

– That’s true, the greatsword had a certain romance.

– Truly, cutting down a pathetic plated sword-and-shield user! So satisfying.

– What’s wrong with a plated sword-and-shield?

– Gay memo, got it.

– As expected, a man’s weapon is a greatsword, no doubt.

– But why did he throw the shield? LOLOLOL

– Because it looks cool, of course.

– Calm down, please.

– CravingWarmAmericano’s milky glow.

– Oh… milk… from CravingWarmAmericano noona…

– Why does this broadcaster have nothing but crazies in the audience?

『Posted by: Anonymous』

『Title: This isn’t teabagging, it’s strategy』

『(Video)

Look at the other five totally freezing up all of a sudden. Shee threw the head once and shattered the morale of all five, and this is teabagging? It’s a brilliantly successful strategy. When you cut off the enemy leader’s head in war, don’t you hang it on a spear to reduce their morale? I think the ones not doing this are the incompetent ones.』

– But… this isn’t war, it’s a friendly competition…

– Do you see the game as a joke?

– Is the game a joke to you?

– Watching it again in clips, it’s hilarious LOLOLOL

– And the detail of the glaring head LOLOLOL Our KoK is truly a divine game.

– Only the head… why have you come alone?

– Even the commentators were stunned into silence, it was hilarious, really LOLOLOL

– When the unthinkable happens, everyone freezes up LOLOLOL

– Didn’t expect him to throw it so boldly LOLOLOL

『Posted by: Anonymous』

『Title: But why is she called GetDevoured?』

『Anyone know?』

– She wants to drink warm Americano.

– It’s actually “I want to devour Ark~”

– ??

– Oh.

– She was always on Ark’s streams and sniped him from her debut broadcast, but really, her ID has nothing to do with Ark, so don’t misunderstand.

『Posted by: Anonymous』

『Title: Was this guy’s nickname really Iron Wall?』

『(Video)

The greatsword decapitated him in two strikes?』

– Honestly, it’s not that PadaPada did a poor job; it was just that GetDevoured was insane.

– It’s not parrying; who expects a deflection?

– ㄴ Seriously, the attack was made at an angle where parrying was impossible, but she deflected the thrust anyway LOLOLOL LOL Her physicality was out of this world, truly.

– ㄴ Is deflecting easier on a keyboard and mouse?

– ㄴㄴ There’s nothing easier with a keyboard and mouse.

『Author: HeavyGreatsword』

『Title: Essence of Greatsword Play』

『As a genuine Greatsword fanatic who reached Diamond with a Greatsword Knight, I am confident that GetDevoured’s main character is 100% a Greatsword Knight after reviewing the battle earlier.

(video)

At first glance, it looks like the initial attack missed without any purpose, but it was actually a side slash to gauge how well the opponent knew how to counter a greatsword. From the start, there was no intention to deal damage even if it hit.

If the opponent had recklessly blocked with a shield, she would have blown them away to prevent them from easily raising the shield again—it’s a psychological tactic used by veteran greatsword users from the early VR days, even before KoK’s release. It’s not used much these days. Why? Because the follow-up delay on a greatsword is so long that missing a big attack guarantees a counter.

However, the moment GetDevoured saw that the opponent did not move the shield while swinging, she pre-input a dodge move to minimize the damage. It was a dodge movement that utilized inertia, which consumed almost no stamina LOLOLOL

Her reaction speed was crazy, for real.

(video)

This part is just both sides having an insane distance fight. PadaPada is known for doing this well since his PoA days, but GetDevoured held her ground similarly well even when slightly pushed back. But the problem is if both manage the distance well, the greatsword is at a huge disadvantage.

(video)

So she immediately switched to a stamina battle. Here, you see she keeps pretending to be on the defensive, right? Look closely, she allows attacks but blocks all the critical ones while conserving stamina.

She knew all the greatsword combat tactics and exactly how much damage she could afford to take.

Throwing away the shield and head-butting might make her look crazy, but it was all a fake.

If you watch her play, she was extremely calm and composed.

(video)

This is why I am sure GetDevoured’s main character is a Greatsword Knight. She intentionally exposed weak points by raising the greatsword, lured in the opponent, deflected the strike using point deflection, and then countered.

Only highly skilled veteran greatsword users do this.

Because you’re supposed to attach that tiny shield to your arm, you can’t parry if the opponent sees your greatsword attack motion and adjusts the angle to thrust.

So the best solution mentioned these days is deflecting, but you have to perfectly read the opponent’s attack route, making it difficult against opponents of equal skill. Even the best players can only do it in tiers slightly lower than their own LOLOLOL

But she did it? Against a former pro?

If you look up all of GetDevoured’s IDs, I’m confident you’d find one where she was ranked in the top tier as a Greatsword Knight.』

– Wow, so it was like this.

– Hmm, isn’t this something anyone can do? (Bronze)

– She’s really good, for real.

– Then what’s with the constant rogue talk? Is it just a persona?

– ㄴ She’s good at being a rogue too, right?

– ㄴ Maybe it’s just survival tactics in the oversaturated KoK streaming world?

– ㄴㄴ No, logically, a Greatsword Knight would probably get five times more viewers.

– ㄴㄴ She could just turn on the camera, move around a bit, and shake her chest to become the “Tw*tch President” immediately, LOL.

– The greatsword hype is real, truly.

– ㄴ I’m going straight to ranked, ditching the shield and armor, and maxing out sword size, right?

– ㄴㄴ No, no, don’t do that.

– Seriously, why mess with rogues when she can do that?

『Author: ㅇㅇ』

『Title: GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins! GetDevoured Wins!』

『Woohoo!!!!

I knew it!』

– They won 2-0 twice LOLOLOL just a truck

– The balance seemed absolutely screwed

– ㄴ When the competition started, people said their team was the weakest because it had so many girls

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《Okay! The tally is complete. The MVP who will be the proud owner of a set of VR equipment from Company A is… StarPork! Congratulations!》

《StarPork, you not only won but were also selected as MVP! Congratulations again! Can we get a few words from you?》

“… GetDevoured is a god.”

《… Indeed, it was a competition where the bond between mentor and mentee blossomed. Could you say a word to the fans who supported StarPork?》

“Oh! Yes, um… Thank you so much. I showed a lot of frustrating moments at first, but it’s thanks to your continued support and guidance. Thank you. I’ll continue working hard as a rogue! Love you all!”

《Yes, that was StarPork’s heartfelt thoughts, who fell deeply in love with being a rogue thanks to this competition. You were noted for improving the fastest during the preparation period. What was your secret?》

“GetDevoured unnie… ah, right. The key was quickly giving up on being a Warrior and focusing on being a rogue!”

《… Yes, indeed, choices and focus are important! You presented a unique strategy of 2 Underground in the finals. Whose idea was that?》

“Oh, it was GetDevoured-nim’s strategy. At first, there were a lot of doubters. Like, Revan-nim, for instance. But as we did it, we all realized, wow, is she really a genius? A god? This is unbeatable! So we were like, shouldn’t we keep this a secret, but then GetDevoured unnie was like, it’s going to become the standard anyway, so don’t bother hiding it. Wow… isn’t that just so cool?”

《… Haha, it seems that many people have become fans of CravingWarmAmericano today, and StarPork appears to be one of them. So, any last words?》

“Thank you! Love you! I’m the first member of the Rogue Revival Movement!”

《Yes, that was StarPork! Now, moving on… we will announce the Mentor MVP!》

《Yes, it seems everyone might have guessed this already. Following the crossbow archer and the greatsword knight, CravingWarmAmericano has created numerous memorable scenes in this competition! You’ve been selected as MVP! Congratulations!》

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『CravingWarmAmericano: Revan』

『CravingWarmAmericano: My mentee is the MVP』

『CravingWarmAmericano: hehe』

『Revan: Yes』

『CravingWarmAmericano: Even if you were MVP, I would have won the bet』

『Revan: Yes』

『CravingWarmAmericano: You’re not mad, right?』

『CravingWarmAmericano: I’ll buy you dinner next time』

『Revan: No, I get it. Just go do the interview』

『Revan: They’re calling you』

『CravingWarmAmericano: How about you do it as a penalty instead? I’m a bit tired from focusing…』

(Revan is typing…)

『CravingWarmAmericano: Just kidding』

『CravingWarmAmericano: Be right back ☺』

(Revan is typing…)

『Revan: It’s fine』

『Revan: Just say things that Ark would say in interviews』