Is It Too Late to Leave the Chat Group?

Book 1: Chapter 25: An Administrator Can Do Whatever He Wants

“I’m done eating. I’m going to wash the plate and cup. Since I’m wearing my pajamas, there’s no problem if they get dirtied.” For some reason, Sirin seemed to have a particular fondness for doing the dishes. Perhaps she was trying to prove her value in this “family.”

“Go on, then. Be careful not to dirty your pajamas. After you are done, remember to go upstairs and change.” Chen Heng found preventing Sirin from doing the dishes too awkward. At the same time, he did not forget to nag her a little.

“Seriously! I’m not a little child anymore!” It seems Sirin does not like this nagging style of care.

“Hah…taking care of girls is too much of a headache.” Chen Heng could not help massaging his temples.

Ding! Welcome, Lord of the White Night, to the association!

[Author Note: Shiroyasha. An honest man doesn’t do anything underhanded. I’ll tell you directly.]

[TL Note: There are a few characters in various novels and animes with the Chinese name for Shiroyasha. However, the one in Mondaiji tachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sō Desu yo? (Problem Children Are Coming from Another World, Aren’t They?) fits the nickname Lord of the White Night and the later description. Here is the profile: /wiki/Shiroyasha.]

Magus of Flowers: The name sounds male? Crossdress and post a photo of yourself!

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Crossdress and post a photo of yourself!

Queen of Ice and Snow: Crossdress and post a photo of yourself!

I knew it! This bunch of daredevils! Chen Heng thought.

He Who Knows Fate: Can’t you all be a little more restrained?

I Have a Strong Presence: Newcomer, take a look at the announcements. I said it first this time. My only line has not been snatched away.

He Who Knows Fate: …

Lord of the White Night: Unfortunately, you all guessed wrong. I am a mature, silver-haired beauty.

Magus of Flowers: A failure.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: The newcomer is a loli, for sure.

I Have a Strong Presence: Why?

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: A true mature woman would not claim to be mature.

Lord of the White Night: (ˉ▽￣～) Tsk!

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Alright. She’s confirmed a loli. We are sure now. He Who Knows Fate, you can make your move now.

He Who Knows Fate: Make a move, my ass! Why are you getting me to make a move when she is a loli?

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Huh? Aren’t you a lolicon?

He Who Knows Fate: Con your head!

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: My, my! He Who Knows Fate, it turns out that you are so terrifying. To think that you like heads.

He Who Knows Fate: … I’m sure you have some strange obsessions.

Lord of the White Night: @He Who Knows Fate, Little Big Brother, is this 17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady thousands of years old?

He Who Knows Fate: You guessed right. How did you know?

Lord of the White Night: I was thinking that a young person would never use a name like 17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady.

Magus of Flowers: Excellent. Going by your tone, you are a legal loli over a thousand years old. @He Who Knows Fate, quickly make your move.

Iron Fist Teacher: He Who Knows Fate’s reputation is being ruined. How tragic!

He Who Knows Fate: Finally, someone is speaking fairly. How am I like a lolicon?

Blank Never Loses: Exactly. He Who Knows Fate is clearly a siscon. How is he a lolicon? My brother, come to me.

He Who Knows Fate: Is it too late to leave the chat group?

Efreet: It’s too late.

I Have a Strong Presence: It’s too late.

Magus of Flowers: How could it be that easy to leave?

He Who Knows Fate: Hah… Am I the only normal one in this group? Yakumo Yukari and Skadi…I can’t say that; that foul-mouthed Internet fraud Merlin; the 14-year-old Efreet, who tries to trap me every day; I Have a Strong Presence, who has an extremely weak presence; Hiratsuka Shizuka, who worries about blind dates every day; Sora, who is an Internet addict and shut-in; Lord of the White Night, who is a legal loli more than one thousand years old; Kal’tsit, who barely speaks; a Faillen Angel Gabriel; and finally a considerably more normal Umaru-chan.

Customer Service: Are you done ranting?

He Who Knows Fate: Done ranting…? Customer Service?

Customer Service: Yes. As the association now has more than ten people, the Multidimensional World Consciousness Conference decided to upgrade this group.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Upgrade? What new functions will there be? When will it be upgraded?

Customer Service: The upgrade is already complete. freewebn(o)vel

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: …

Customer Service: Tangible items have been added to the association’s store. There is also an avatar function. You can upload avatars now.

He Who Knows Fate: Why weren’t those added previously?

Customer Service: Honestly speaking, this Dimension Administrators Association was not thought of highly, as there were too few people, and it had not completed any of the more important missions. This is why tangible items were not offered in the store. After all, techniques and abilities are a small investment for a large profit, and information is not worth anything. However, tools, equipment, and consumables of the same grade are worth much more.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: …

Queen of Ice and Snow: …

He Who Knows Fate: What about now? Why were they added now?

Customer Service: Because of you.

He Who Knows Fate: Me?

Customer Service: Because you found System 10086 and gained the friendship of the System Faction (neutral). This showed the Multidimensional World Consciousness Conference that there are occasional special uses for the Dimension Administrators Association. Don’t judge System 10086 by its number. It gave itself that number. Who knows what the heck it was thinking? The system mainframe only birthed a total of 200 systems. All of them are very precious.

Customer Service: In addition, the number of members is increasing. Hence, the Multidimensional World Consciousness Conference decided to invest in your group.

Customer Service: Also, He Who Knows Fate, you have been granted administrator privileges in acknowledgment of your contributions. With administrator privileges, you can mute members and invite new members. However, you cannot kick anyone. You will automatically receive an invitation letter every 30 days.

Customer Service: Members with outstanding contributions will be made administrators. That’s it. All of you, do your best! Goodbye.

Chen Heng glanced at his display name and noticed an admin title after his name. It was even flashing golden. And there was now a blank avatar in front of his name.

He Who Knows Fate: … You all… If anyone calls me a lolicon again, don’t blame me for muting you.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Is that all you are going to do with the administrator privileges?

He Who Knows Fate: What else?

Magus of Flowers: Even if I—Merlin—die and get placed in a coffin, I will use this rotten voice to shout “He Who Knows Fate is a lolisiscon!” from the grave.

He Who Knows Fate: What the heck is lolisiscon? Did you forget to add a -” to it? Never mind, there’s no need to explain. I’ll just mute you.

Administrator He Who Knows Fate muted Magus of Flowers for ten minutes.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: How long can you mute someone?

He Who Knows Fate: Ten minutes.

17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: Even if I—Yakumo Yukari—die and get placed in a coffin, I will use this rotten voice to shout “He Who Knows Fate is a lolisiscon!” from the grave.

Efreet: Even if I—Itsuka Kotori…

Administrator He Who Knows Fate muted 17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady for one day.

Administrator He Who Knows Fate muted Efreet for one day.

Iron Fist Teacher: …

I Have a Strong Presence: …

Lord of the White Night: This little big brother is quite two-faced.

He Who Knows Fate: Who told you to be so naughty? Well, it serves you right.

He Who Knows Fate: I said ten minutes, and you believed me? Surely you aren’t that naive normally?