Is It Funny That The Dragon Slayer Failed And Became The Dragon Princess?

Volume 3 Chapter 10



10. Do You Understand Me?

“Sister, Sister! We’re acting out a play and happen to be short one person!” The little girl said to Xia Yi.

“I, I…”

Xia Yi really wanted to refuse now.

Because she seemed to understand what these kids were playing.

One of the boys was holding a paper weapon, its exterior painted to look exactly like the Holy Sword Gram.

There was also a small throne, with quite a few people playing the role of dragon guards beside it.

This was clearly the scene of the Human Sword Saint challenging the Silver Dragon Queen!

For Xia Yi, this was simply the ultimate social death!

“Who is this sister?” The child playing the Sword Saint asked.

“I don’t know. This sister seems to be an adventurer who came to help at our Spring Breeze Orphanage. I saw her chatting and laughing with Teacher Martha earlier! So, I brought her over. Don’t you guys feel that this sister is very suitable?”

The children gathered around, all staring at Xia Yi.

Suddenly being surrounded by a group of children, Xia Yi couldn’t help but feel a bit puzzled. “What’s wrong? Do I look strange?”

“Similar, very similar!”

The boy playing the Sword Saint was very satisfied.

“This sister is really too perfect!”

“Yes, that’s right!! No one could be more suitable than her!”

Xia Yi was even more confused by what these children were saying. “What are you talking about?”

The little girl explained to Xia Yi, “Sister, we’re doing role-playing, acting as our idols, and reenacting the legend of the Human Sword Saint challenging the Silver Dragon Queen!”

“Ugh…”

Although Xia Yi had mentally prepared herself, hearing the children say it out loud made her feel even more embarrassed.

To reenact her own dark history in front of the children, this, this was a bit…?

“However, we’re missing one person, the evil Silver Dragon Queen, Xia Lulu!” The boy playing the Sword Saint said seriously. “But none of us really resemble the Silver Dragon Queen… If the villain isn’t outstanding enough, it won’t highlight the main character!”

“Could it be?” Xia Yi’s cheeks twitched slightly.

“That’s right!!”

The little girl revealed a cheerful smile.

“Sister, you have a special aura that’s perfect for portraying the evil Silver Dragon Queen!”

“This…”

Xia Yi really wanted to refute now. How was she similar to Xia Lulu?

But upon careful thought, she indeed looked exactly like Xia Lulu now.

This feeling of being unable to refute made her feel a bit stifled.

“Why me?”

“Because Sister is very beautiful!” The boy playing the Sword Saint said. “The more beautiful the sister, the more evil she is inside. This is what an adventurer brother told me.”

Hearing this, Xia Yi actually felt that there seemed to be some truth to it. She was at a loss for words.

“Sister, of course we’re not saying that you’re a bad person. We just think you’re very suitable to play the big villain, the Silver Dragon Queen!” The little girl quickly explained. “We’ve looked for many people, but none of them are suitable. You’re the only one, Sister!”

If she really had to play the role of Xia Lulu, there was indeed no one in this world more suitable than her.

These children had inadvertently found an actor with a hundred percent compatibility.

“Sister, please!”

“Sister, help us!”

The children swarmed around Xia Yi, pleading with her.

Xia Yi couldn’t bring herself to refuse these children, after all, they were just playing, without any deeper meaning.

Forget it, she would just play with these children for a while.

“Okay.” Xia Yi reluctantly agreed.

The petite girl lazily leaned on the throne symbolizing the pinnacle of dragon authority. Her slender legs, wrapped in white stockings, were crossed, and the absolute territory under her skirt was full of allure.

Her silver hair was like snow, and her stunningly beautiful face carried a hint of childishness, her silver eyes boredly watching everything below. Every move she made exuded nobility and authority.

The Silver Dragon Queen, Xia Lulu · Christie’s… daughter.

Xia Yi was playing the role of the evil Silver Dragon Queen.

“Oh my, so this is the power of the Human Sword Saint? How laughable.”

Xia Yi revealed a disdainful smile, her words filled with mockery.

“Even one of my dragon guards couldn’t be defeated by you.”

But before she could finish speaking, the child playing the dragon guard shouted.

“Insignificant human, don’t even think about challenging Her Majesty the Queen!!”

Then, he pounced on the child playing the Sword Saint.

The children on the side all let out excited cheers.

“I… absolutely cannot fall here. For the sake of my sword, for the sake of responding to everyone’s expectations! Ultimate move! Sword of Victorious Hope!”

The Sword Saint raised his sword and slashed, and then—

He easily defeated the dragon guard.

“Ah! Your Majesty!!”

The dragon guard fell.

“Huh?”

Xia Yi was stunned.

“Damn it, we absolutely cannot let this human advance another step!!”

The other children playing the dragon guards also charged at the Sword Saint together.

But the Sword Saint shouted things like “For the sake of bonds,” “Protecting humanity,” “Justice will prevail,” and a series of words that Xia Yi couldn’t understand, and started a rampage, defeating all the dragons.

In the blink of an eye, only Xia Yi was left.

“Evil Silver Dragon Queen, come forth. Your guards have been defeated by my Holy Sword. In the name of protection and justice, I challenge you!” The Sword Saint pointed his sword at Xia Yi.

“Wait, wait, this plot is wrong!” Xia Yi shouted. “You’re all acting it wrong!”

“What’s wrong?”

The children looked at each other.

The boy playing the Sword Saint scratched his head. “Sister, this is how the script goes. There’s nothing wrong.”

“No, no.”

Xia Yi shook her head.

“The Sword Saint couldn’t possibly defeat so many dragons. He didn’t even have the strength to challenge the Silver Dragon Queen. At most, he could only achieve mutual destruction with one dragon guard. How could he easily defeat so many dragons?”

“Sister, you’re talking nonsense!” The boy playing the Sword Saint denied. “The Sword Saint is the hero of us humans. His strength is very powerful. How could he not even easily defeat a dragon guard? Even the Silver Dragon Queen is wary of the Sword Saint’s strength!”

“No, really no!”

“Do you understand the Sword Saint, or do I understand the Sword Saint?”

The boy playing the Sword Saint was unconvinced.

“Sister, I am the most loyal fan of Lord Sword Saint. I have memorized all the facts about him by heart. I absolutely won’t allow you to slander Lord Sword Saint!”

The other children also expressed their agreement.

“That’s right, the Sword Saint is the strongest!”

“He’s a hero! How could a hero fall without even defeating the final villain?”

“Sister, look, we have evidence!”

The little girl took out a book, opened it, and held it up in front of Xia Yi, showing the contents.

Just a glance made Xia Yi so embarrassed that she wanted to die, even wishing to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.


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