NOVEL WEB Volume 2 Chapter 57
57. I’m Comfortable, You Suffer
“Hahaha, so funny!”
“Hmm? Is there a plot twist?”
“Oh, there’s actually such an unexpected development? How fun!”
The Vampire Princess stopped writing, a vein popping on her forehead.
Here she was, racking her brain, writing a pile of homework, while the Silver Dragon Princess was—
She glanced back.
At this moment, the silver-haired and silver-eyed white-haired loli was lying on the bed, engrossed in a comic book, thoroughly enjoying herself, her little feet wiggling, snacking comfortably.
Miu Miu was about to explode with anger.
Being captured by the dragons, she had to endure this torture, to do someone else’s homework??
If she could escape, she would have run away long ago.
But outside Xia Yi’s room, the place was crawling with dragons.
The other dragons would definitely see her as a villain who insulted the Dragon Princess, and would slap her on sight.
It was practically a dead end.
Only by staying by Xia Yi’s side was it safe.
Miu Miu didn’t have much choice.
But even so…
The proud Vampire Princess, to suffer such humiliation!
It was too torturous.
This was unbearable!
“Enough! Xia Yi Yi!” Miu Miu protested.
“Hmm?”
Xia Yi turned her head and saw the expression on Miu Miu’s face, puffed up like a pufferfish, and felt a tinge of pleasure in her heart.
Is bullying people this fun?
“What’s wrong?”
The little princess looked innocently harmless, tilting her head, feigning ignorance.
“I’m here writing homework, and you’re there reading comics!”
“Right, right, this is called division of labor,” Xia Yi explained, “I’m comfortable, you suffer.”
“I am the proud Vampire Princess! The descendant of Herman Borgias, the Blood King! Miu Miu · Borgias!”
“Such an impressive princess, are you hungry?”
Xia Yi hopped off the bed, approached Miu Miu, holding a bag of chips.
“Do you want some snacks?”
“Ugh!! Take it away, take it away!!”
Miu Miu quickly pushed the chips away.
For vampires, there was only one kind of food—blood. Anything else was inedible and would be vomited out after consumption.
“Miu Miu, look, isn’t the homework almost done?” Xia Yi said, “Just a little more effort, and then you can eat!”
“…You said it.”
“Mhm!” Xia Yi nodded.
Miu Miu had no choice but to continue writing.
The Dragon Princess was too detestable, treating her like a tool.
She sneaked a few glances at Xia Yi.
How could this Dragon Princess be connected to the former Human Sword Saint?
That resolute and unyielding human youth had turned into a scheming white-haired loli.
“By the way, Miu Miu,” Xia Yi suddenly said, “you’re five hundred years old and still not at the fourth tier.”
“…Is that strange?”
“You have royal blood, and vampires are not weak among the higher beings.”
“I did it on purpose, why bother with hard cultivation?” Miu Miu retorted, “Isn’t it comfortable to slack off?”
“You…”
“Anyway, I don’t need to fight or work, others will do everything, I just enjoy~” Miu Miu’s tone was quite righteous.
Xia Yi laughed.
There’s actually someone who can slack off more than me!
“Anyway, no matter how strong you get, it’s meaningless in the end…”
“Hmm?”
“Nothing.”
Miu Miu glanced at Xia Yi.
“You like to slack off too, right? It’s just the pot calling the kettle black.”
“I, I… certainly not!”
“Not? Then why am I doing the homework? If you were a capable and impressive Dragon Princess, you should be able to finish the homework easily.”
“I’m busy… I must spend time on other important matters!”
“Like, reading comics?”
“I’m studying the techniques in the comics, understanding new secrets. You wouldn’t understand this kind of cultivation,” Xia Yi defended.
“…”
Miu Miu fell silent.
Such a tough act!
“Alright, no more chatting, if you get distracted, you won’t finish the homework, I won’t bother you anymore.” Xia Yi found an excuse and walked away.
…
“I’m done.”
Miu Miu placed the homework in front of Xia Yi.
“Is this all done? You didn’t just scribble anything, did you?” Xia Yi looked up.
“You can check for yourself, you asked me to imitate your handwriting, and I did.”
“Really?”
Xia Yi picked up one of the books, flipped through it, and indeed, the handwriting was a spitting image of her own.
“Hmm, not bad, it’s just a pity, it’s not in Dragon Script…”
“You’re too much! How would I know Dragon Script, I’m a vampire!”
Miu Miu suddenly felt aggrieved, looking like she was about to cry.
“Just kidding, don’t mind it.” Xia Yi quickly replied.
But she noticed a detail.
These were assignments set by Grandmaster Gran, mostly related to magic, requiring a certain knowledge of magic to complete.
Miu Miu’s answers were highly accurate, with little to nitpick.
This girl, didn’t she claim to like slacking off?
Why was her knowledge of magic so flawless?
Could it be she was deliberately hiding her skills?
“Any more questions?” Miu Miu asked.
“No, very good!”
Xia Yi closed the book.
Happy!
Now all her homework was done, and she could play freely…
Cough cough, no, that’s not right, she should be able to arrange flexible cultivation time!
“Miu Miu, you must be hungry?”
“Mhm.”
Miu Miu nodded, touching her shriveled stomach.
“I haven’t slept or eaten anything since last night, I’m about to faint from hunger.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll find you something to eat right away!”
Xia Yi put on her shoes, threw on a coat, and ran out.
After a while, she came back, holding a bag.
“Here.”
Xia Yi stuffed a bright red bag into Miu Miu’s arms, filled with blood.
“What’s this?” Miu Miu lifted it to look.
“Chicken blood.”
“?”
“Vampires feed on blood to stave off hunger, right? This chicken blood should be very nourishing! Don’t worry, it’s directly from the kitchen, very clean, ready to eat. If you need, I can heat it up for you.”
“??????????????”
“What’s wrong, don’t you like it? But… there’s no other choice, your vampire kind hasn’t sent any blood over yet, just make do with this for now.”
“There is.”
Miu Miu pointed at Xia Yi.
“You!”
“Me?”
“I want to drink your blood, Xia Yi Yi.”
“No way!”
“You promised me, are you going to go back on your word?”
“Umm…”
Xia Yi was in a dilemma, indeed she had promised, it would be bad to refuse.
Actually, thinking about it, letting the Vampire Princess drink chicken blood really wasn’t appropriate…
Alright, for the sake of the homework, I’ll make a small sacrifice!
“Fine, I agree, Miu Miu, I’ll let you drink blood, but not like last time.”
Hearing Xia Yi agree, Miu Miu smiled, her crimson eyes filled with the urge to drink blood.
“Alright, then let’s do it differently? Let’s go to the bed first~”
Xia Yi’s hand was caught by Miu Miu.
The two white fluff balls made their way to the bed.
What followed was a bold move by the Vampire Princess, causing Xia Yi’s cheeks to heat up.