INSTYLE × Ξchø

"As his WIFE!!" Feng Aydris declared dramatically.

Suddenly—

BOOM— again, because why not? this story thrives on explosions...

The earth cracked open, and out of it popped out a fairy in a suit made of Pasta.

Her voice boomed on the barren planet. "I AM SMASHY, LORD OF DIVINE PASTA! And I declare Ξchø MY BOYFRIEND!"

Everyone froze. Silent meowed. Wallet dropped her Lollipop. Immoral.. just started eating popcorn she took out out of nowhere.

Ξchø blinked in disbelief. "Wait, what now...?"

Smashy smiled charmingly at him. "You heard me, darling. I've been watching you from the Celestial Pasta Realm, and your handsomeness has boiled my Pasta which has been raw for millenias!"

Suddenly Feng Feng screamed. "OVER MY ASHES!" She threw a firewall at Smashy only for her to slurp it up.

"Spicy, just like my love for Ξchø..." she purred.

Suddenly—

BOOM,

A giant rock crashed on the ground and cracked open to reveal a Heavenly fairy

"I LOVE YOU ΞCHØ!"

The fairy had dark dark sparse clothing, big curves with clothes barely holding them. But what was really strange was the tentacles coming from both sides of her waist numbered in hundreds. She had a heavenly face with dark eyes and canine like teeth.

"I am Nill and have come to take you Echo"

Smashy looked at Nill in shock and said

"An outer void being, getting interested in a human!"

Nill looked at Echo lovingly and said

"I mother of 5 trillion eldritchs was looking for a partner and it seems I was lucky to spot someone like you. Come I will Empty you for at least 500 billion babys~"

Echo paled at those words and in panic revealed "W-wait I actually can't have C-children"

Nill looked at him with humour "Ohh even better I'll dry you till you can have a baby then"

At that time all the other Fairies looked at Nill with defeat and pleaded

"Outer Goddess please let us join too we love him as well"

Nill looked at them and snapped her fingers conjuring a portal, "Sure maybe seeing you all will help him last"

They went through that portal as it closed behind them...