NOVEL WEB 4: The Reluctant Hero
Silas crept through the twisting passages of the Whispering Caverns, with his sword held at the ready.
It didn't take long to find the cultists' hideout - the chanting and eerie red glow were a dead giveaway.
"Of course, they're chanting in some weird spooky ancient language," Silas muttered.
He paused at the entrance to what looked like the main chamber, taking in the scene.
A group of robed figures surrounded a glowing altar, their chants echoing off the cave walls. The whole setup gave off legit "evil cult" vibes so hard that Silas almost laughed.
Taking a deep breath, Silas burst into the chamber, catching the cultists mid-ritual. They turned to him, sneering.
"Well, well," the cult leader cackled. "What do we have here? A little ant come to be squashed?"
Silas rolled his eyes. "Yeah, sure, I'm not really here for a conversation, pal. Let's get this over with."
The battle began, and Silas found himself immediately on the defensive. The cultists hurled spells at him from all directions, forcing him to dodge and weave constantly.
"Ow! Hey, watch the merchandise!" Silas complained as he was blasted across the room. "Do you have any idea how much this is going to hurt later?"
As the battle heated up his unorthodox fighting style finally started finding its rhythm.
Caught off guard by Silas's unconventional movements, the cultists were momentarily confused by the change in the flow of battle.
Silas's sword flashed in the dim light as he parried magical attacks and struck back when he could.
But the cultists' magic was powerful, and Silas found himself thrown against walls and knocked to the ground repeatedly.
Each impact, each blow, each burst of magical energy that slammed into him was another debt of pain he'd have to pay.
"You know," Silas grunted as he pulled himself to his feet for what felt like the hundredth time, "most people would be thrilled to be the hero in a fantasy world."
Being unfamiliar with Silas's battle monologues the cultists weren't sure what to say in response. Shouldn't they be the ones doing the monologues since they were the bad guys?
Silas continued, "Fighting evil, saving the day, all that nonsense. Me? I'd kill for a 9-to-5 job and a decent healthcare plan."
"What is this nonsense you're speaking?", yelled a dying cultist.
The battle resumed and the cultists were bewildered as Silas kept getting up, seemingly unharmed.
Their confidence began to waver as their most powerful spells failed to keep him down.
"Why won't you die, you insignificant worm?" one cultist screeched, hurling another fireball.
"Trust me, I'm asking myself the same question," Silas retorted, dodging the attack. "But since we're here, how about you guys just surrender and we call it a day?"
"Die!", a particularly deranged cultist shouted before shooting a green energy bolt at Silas, which knocked him into the ceiling causing him to flail around like a ragdoll.
But again, Silas got up.
As the battle wore on, Silas slowly but surely cut through the cultists' ranks. His complaints never ceased, even as he fought for his life.
"This is impossible!" the cult leader cried. "No one could withstand our power!"
"Yeah, well, welcome to my nightmare," Silas shot back, parrying a magical blast. "Try living with this 'gift' for ten years and see how you like it."
Finally, it came down to just Silas and the cult leader. The once-proud villain was now on his knees, begging for mercy.
"Please, spare me! I'll do anything!"
Silas looked down at him, his expression a mix of disgust and resignation. "Sorry. You killed the only person who was nice to me. That's a no-no."
With a swift stroke, it was over. Silas stood in the chamber, surrounded by the bodies of the cultists.
"There, you're all dead," he announced to no one in particular.
Then he groaned, realizing what was coming next.
"Oh man, this is going to suck so bad. I'm going to be in absolute agony for at least a month. Probably more. Why did I think this was a good idea? Oh right, because I'm an idiot with a sudden hero complex."
He began the trek back to town, already dreading the pain that awaited him. Every step was a reminder of the beating he'd taken, a preview of the agony to come.
As he emerged from the Whispering Caverns, the first light of dawn was breaking over the horizon. A sunrise so dazzling in its beauty that any other hero might have felt triumphant, basking in the glow of victory.
Silas just felt tired, sorehearted, and incredibly annoyed.
"Great. Because what this moment really needed was some dramatic lighting. Perfect."
He trudged through the forest, his mind racing with all the pain he was about to experience.
Every punch, every magical blast, every impact with the cave walls - it was all coming back, and it was going to be ten times worse.
"You know what the real kicker is?" Silas said to a disinterested squirrel. "I bet no one back in town will even care. They'll be all, 'Oh, you defeated the evil cult? That's nice. Now pay your tavern bill.' No appreciation for a hero like me."
The squirrel darted away, wanting to get away from this crazy human as soon as possible.
As the town came into view, Silas steeled himself for what was to come. He had a date with agony, and it was going to be a long, painful, affair.
And so, Silas the Reluctant Hero, The Hero Who Complains, The Grumpy Gladiator, made his way home, his victory hollow in the face of the suffering to come.
The town bustled around him, oblivious to his sacrifice, as he headed for his rented room and the ordeal that awaited him there.
"Next time," he groaned, "I'm just going to let the evil cult win. It's got to be less painful than what's coming."