In Marvel with the ultimate Santa System [MCU x SantaClause1,2,&3]

"Scott its safe to say you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealth level. Here is my card... call me."

"Scott I knew something was up when you started to avoid seeing us, I just thought you wanted to spend more time with Charlie and I had no problem with that, but never in my wildest dreams did I see this."

"Look Laura I can explain"

"Not only have you been avoiding us to conceal the truth, but your actively trying to manipulate Charlie do you have any idea what this will do to him?"

"Woah hold on... did I conceal what I looked like from you yes, guilty as charged... But manipulate Charlie on what? All that's happening is I gained a little weight and grew a beard"

Laura looks into my eyes dead serious and says "Do we look stupid Scott? Did you honestly think you could hide what you are doing? Have you looked in a mirror?... Lets go Neal"

As I watch Laura and Neal walk away all I can think was that could have gone better.

Lakeside , Illinois August 28th 1991

-DING DONG- 

Hearing the doorbell ring I walk up to the door opening it, to see a box and a letter on the floor.

- Dear Santa 

The list has been left in your garage remember to check it twice before Christmas

Sincerely, Bernard

P.S. If you have any questions shake the snow globe in the box-

Nice... I pick up the box and upon opening it, there is a beautiful red snow globe. Inside is a small Santa Claus working at a desk wearing glasses surrounded by several elves.

[ Warning! Item acquired. -Communication Snow globe- By shaking the globe and saying the name of another with a globe, one can speak with them from any location on Earth and even from within the North Pole] 

Well this is new. Putting the snow globe back in the box I head to the garage to see the list. Opening the door to my garage I see several boxes stacked up alongside the far wall. Opening one of the boxes I see several pages with multiple names. 

[ Warning! Item acquired -Magical Naughty and Nice list- When reading a name off the list, one gets a feeling of whether that person is naughty or nice. The more one reviews the list the more accurate the feeling. 

NOTE: names are added to a list once a newborn receives a name, but names can be added manually to the list] 

So there is some truth to the song about Santa checking his list twice. Still this is going to take some time and holy shit how are there more boxes than when I first walked in!?!?

This is a magical item.