I’m Not a Badass

Chapter 4 – Physical Education (Part 1)

Chapter 4 Physical Education (Part 1)

“Afan, what are you doing!”

A scream sounded from behind Bai Mufan, breaking the silence in the classroom.

Liu Haoyu, who was sitting in the back seat, rushed up and pulled down the small piece of clothes he had already pulled up, and at the same time turned his head and shouted to the girls in the class: “Hey, all the girls turn their heads, don’t you!” Look over here!”

As soon as the words came out, the girls in the classroom turned their heads as if they were really wronged, and the boys also stood up with serious faces, blocking the girls who wanted to peek, so that they could not see Bai Mufan here.

Bai Mufan himself was puzzled: “The next period is physical education class, I just want to change clothes… What is this for?”

“You should go to the men’s locker room to change your sports clothes. How can you change in the classroom? We boys must cherish our bodies, especially handsome boys like you, Afan, you should pay more attention! Didn’t see you just now The waist is only exposed a little bit, are the eyes of those stinky women going to look straight?” Liu Haoyu had a serious face, and glanced at the girls in the class with contempt.

The girls who caught his gaze all looked away guiltily, as if they had done something wrong, and did not dare to refute at all.

“what?”

Liu Haoyu’s righteous tone made Bai Mufan feel that he had done something wrong.

No…Bai Mufan came back to his senses, thought about it carefully, and his face gradually became weird.

The three views he cultivated in the original world are completely inapplicable in this upside-down world.

For example, in the original normal world, boys only wear vests in physical education class, and even in the hot summer, shirtless boys on basketball courts and track and field fields are a common scene in schools.

Everyone is not surprised by this phenomenon. After all, it is a boy. It is normal to take off your shirt to play basketball and football in summer. It is free and easy to be informal.

But in this world where the concepts of men and women are reversed, women become careless, while men pay more attention to whether their skin is exposed too much, and the positions of the two sides are completely reversed.

And his behavior of blatantly taking off his vest in the classroom should be the same as girls in the normal world, taking off their upper body clothes until only a small hood…

After thinking about all this, Bai Mufan fell silent immediately, followed Liu Haoyu and the other boys out of the classroom obediently, and was about to go to the men’s locker room.

As soon as his front foot left the classroom, Bai Mufan immediately heard a loud noise coming from the classroom.

Although he couldn’t hear it very clearly, he could more or less hear the girls talking excitedly about what he had just undressed from the few words drifting out of the classroom with extremely poor sound insulation.

“Sisters, this is a big welfare giveaway!”

“I actually saw the small waist of the male **** in my lifetime, and I will die without regret!”

“Is there any paper? I seem to have a nosebleed.”

“Did any of you just take a picture? I’d pay a premium for it!”

“Ah, forgot.”

“I forgot too, I was so shocked just now.”

“What a pity…”

Liu Haoyu also heard these words, and couldn’t help but turn darker. He kept muttering things like “girls are big pigs”, and pulled Bai Mufan to the men’s locker room at a faster speed.

As for the fact that the women’s locker room in the normal world has become a men’s locker room, Bai Mufan is too lazy to complain.

Standing in front of the locker with his name on it, Bai Mufan took off his clothes, looked down at his snow-white skin exposed to the air, and couldn’t help being slightly taken aback: “When did my skin become so white?”

Originally, his skin was wheat-colored, neither black nor white, but now it has become as white as milk. This surprised Bai Mufan, and couldn’t help but walk to a mirror in the dressing room to look at himself carefully.

Bai Mufan was gradually surprised to find that…in addition to the whitening of his skin, his facial features, hair, and body proportions have also undergone slight changes. His facial features have become more attractive, and his body proportions are also close to the golden ratio!

Especially the hair, although the hair on his arms and legs is not as exaggerated as some boys, like a black forest, but there is also a little short hair.

But at this moment, all the hair on his arms and legs was gone, very smooth and clean, so clean that he himself felt a little sick to his stomach!

But in general, these changes seem inconspicuous, but they have made his overall appearance a little better than before!

“However, my height has shrunk by a few centimeters.” Bai Mufan looked at the height measuring ruler next to the glasses with a dark face. He was originally 1.79 meters tall, but after wearing shoes, he exceeded 1.8 meters.

But now he is only 1.77 meters in shoes, which means that his net height may only be about 1.75 meters!

At this moment, the voice of the system suddenly sounded from his mind: “The host should not be surprised. When merging with the host last night, the system helped you slightly optimize your body, which naturally includes skin quality and body shape.” In terms of proportion and other aspects, you can regard it as a gift package for beginners.”

“If you optimize, then optimize. Why did you shrink my height back? Do you know how hard it is for me to grow those few centimeters? Give it back to me!” Bai Mufan complained angrily.

The system said seriously: “Host, this world is different from the world you know. Of course, this system must make your appearance close to the female aesthetics of this world, so the current height is more perfect.”

Bai Mufan frowned slightly, a little displeased: “Isn’t this equivalent to giving me a full-body plastic surgery? I don’t like plastic surgery!”

The system said righteously: “Of course it’s not plastic surgery, this is to optimize your appearance from the genetic level.”

Bai Mufan was stunned for a moment, and couldn’t help wondering: “You mean, being ugly is actually a genetic defect?”

“Is not it?”

“yes?”

“Isn’t it?”

“…”

Bai Mufan confronted the system for a few words, and he felt like he was about to be persuaded. It seemed…is there really such a possibility?

He quickly shook his head to stop the topic, and changed into a white sports short-sleeve and a pair of knee-length cropped pants. On his legs, he also wore a pair of pure white cotton stockings that looked like football socks, covering his entire calf .

Bai Mufan was not used to wearing it, but seeing that other boys were wearing it, Liu Haoyu also told him that this is the sportswear that every boy must wear, so he had to wear it too.

After changing into the sports uniform, Bai Mufan went to the big playground outside with the other boys.

The girls in the class had already arrived on the playground one step ahead, and were waiting boredly for the physical education teacher to come over. When they saw the boys appearing, they all looked over with bright eyes, and the one who was looking at Bai Mufan There are especially many eyes, occupying the vast majority!

(end of this chapter)