I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me!

As the popularity of Honkai: Star Rail continued to skyrocket, the character Wende became increasingly well-known. Some players even created a family tree for the Trailblazer.

Kafka: Birth Mother!

Himeko: Adoptive Mother!

Wende: Adoptive Father!

Some unhinged netizens even made this kind of fan creation:

Wende: (Embracing Kafka)

Himeko: (Shocked, disappointed) I'm sorry, perhaps... I've come at a bad time...

Wende: (Smiling) No, you've come at just the right time. (Extends a hand)

Kafka) Wende (Himeko

However, this was still too tame! You can never underestimate the wildness of an AC Station netizen's imagination!

[Wende in White Silk Wedding Dress doing Gokuraku Jodo.jpg]

[AHHH!!! My eyes... wait, they seem to be fine?]

[Crap, why do I feel like this is even lewder.]

[Being horny for everything will be your downfall!!]

[But... it's really so lewd!]

[Which bro made this?]

Of course, aside from these outrageous fan creations, there were also plenty of serious guides and tutorials.

For example, if you typed "Wende" into the AC Station search bar, the following results would appear:

"Wende Team Comps and Light Cones"

"C0 Wende Build Guide"

"Wende, Natasha, Clara, March 7th"

"Wende's Night of Mad Driving"

"Wende Nuke Team"

... and other such proper content.

Furthermore, ever since the main story progressed to Jarilo-VI, players had officially unlocked the Simulated Universe game mode.

From this point on, the Simulated Universe would welcome its one true god!

"Alright, viewers, let me show you a run with the invincible God of War, Wende!"

Marshmallow, a streamer who had just pulled a maxed-out Wende Light Cone, excitedly rubbed his hands together, eager to show off his luxurious Wende to his audience.

He had a C6 Wende with an S5 [A Healer's Self-Discipline]. The character's level and Traces were maxed out for the current version.

While the audience was still confused, Marshmallow let out a sly chuckle, opened World 3 of the Simulated Universe, and chose the Path of the Hunt at the start.

It was worth noting that his party consisted of only one person: Wende!

"Bros! I'm about to perform a solo clear against Gepard!" Marshmallow laughed maniacally.

After selecting The Hunt, Marshmallow controlled Wende and entered combat.

His Wende had very high speed, giving him the absolute first move against the mob of enemies.

So, Marshmallow simply cast a shield on his full-health Wende.

After a massive green crit number flashed on screen, only one word remained in the bullet chat.

[Huh?]

[HUH??]

[??]

[How is that shield thicker than his health bar!]

[Wait, how much HP does your Wende even have? You healed for almost twice his max HP with one crit, and with the C6 effect, that's a shield worth twice his health bar!?]

[Something's not right, something's not right. Did you guys see Marshmallow's Wende's crit rate just now? And the crit damage!]

[I saw it. 80% crit rate and 100% crit damage. What kind of dog luck is that! We only have purple relics right now, hey!]

[Lucky bastard!]

[You spent Stellar Jades on Trailblaze Power just for THIS!??]

Marshmallow gave a sly grin and proceeded to auto-battle his way through the first wave of enemies under the watchful eyes of his stream, even managing to luckily get three Hunt blessings.

The rest of the footage was rather dull. He'd start by healing to get a shield, then use his basic attack to scrape away at the enemies. Although this so-called "scraping" did more damage than some regular players' main DPS, this was the Simulated Universe!

"Character strength in the Simulated Universe is all fake!" Marshmallow declared knowingly.

He then began his long journey of scraping. He picked Hunt blessings when they appeared, and Preservation blessings when they didn't. Before he knew it, he had scraped his way to Gepard. After a total of one hour, under the gaze of thousands in his stream, he successfully scraped Gepard to death using The Hunt's Path Resonance and Wende's basic attacks.

Although this was just a troll run, it quickly shot to the top of AC Station's trending list. In an instant, all sorts of builds—Abundance Wende, Preservation Wende, Destruction Wende—took to the stage of the Simulated Universe.

And all these Wende builds had one thing in common: they were C6 with S5 Light Cones, paid for with the "dowries" of rich female players.

And because of this, another meme about Wende began to spread far and wide.

"Wende? Just a rich lady's plaything!"

"Achoo!"

In the Underworld, Wende, who was reporting the situation to Himeko on the Express via his phone, suddenly sneezed. He rubbed his tingling nose, looking puzzled.

"What's wrong? Did you catch a cold from Jarilo's freeze?" Himeko teased him from the other side of the screen.

"No, maybe it's just March talking about me," Wende shrugged helplessly.

"Alright, you all must be careful down there. If anything happens, prioritize your own safety. Welt and I will be keeping a close eye on you," Himeko said gently, tucking a strand of her red hair behind her ear.

As one of the two "parents" on the train, Himeko's words were always so heartwarming.

"Don't worry, Auntie Hime..."

Himeko was still smiling on the other end of the screen, but for some reason, Wende suddenly felt a jolt of fear.

"Big Sis! We'll be careful. And with me here, you can rest assured. The network down here is a bit spotty, so I'm hanging up now!"

With that, Wende shut off his phone with the speed of a thunderbolt.

"Phew... As I thought, it's best not to casually use the word 'auntie'..." Wende patted his chest, a look of lingering fear on his face.

"How are they? Are they doing alright?"

Aboard the Astral Express, Welt looked at the stunned expression on Himeko's face and raised an eyebrow in curiosity.

"They seem to be doing fine for now. They've found the cause of the Eternal Freeze on Jarilo-VI. It can basically be confirmed that the Stellaron is responsible."

"Is that so."

Welt pushed up his glasses, his gaze turning towards the snow-white planet in the distance.

He believed in those kids. Although they all had mysterious pasts they couldn't speak of, wasn't he the same?

"Have faith in them. After all they've been through, they aren't children anymore," Welt said softly, sitting across from Himeko.

"By the way, is this the milk tea Pom-Pom made? Why does it feel a little different?"

Welt looked doubtfully at the milk tea on the table before him, which exuded the faint fragrance of coffee.

"Wait! Coffee!"

Old Yang's eyes instantly sharpened.

"Pom-Pom didn't make it. I had a sudden inspiration recently and wanted to try making a coffee-flavored milk tea. How is it? Want to give it a try?"

"Er... alright."

Seeing the look of eager anticipation in Himeko's eyes, Welt's right eyelid began to twitch uncontrollably.

"Uncle Yang!"

"Hmm? March? Why am I hearing March's voice?"

"Uncle Yang..."

"That's Dan Heng's voice? Strange, am I having auditory hallucinations?"

Welt brought the coffee milk tea to his lips.

The instant the coffee milk tea entered his mouth, a simulated black hole immediately transferred the liquid from his mouth to a location outside the train.

"Mm, not bad," Welt said seriously, wiping his mouth and looking at Himeko.