Chapter 8 Just Play Me
Xiao Yu never despises women.
Zhang Wuji said it damn well: the more beautiful a woman is, the better she is at lying.
It's like the light dance of flowers.
Mingming is as beautiful as a flower and charming.
It seems heartless, like a beautiful vase.
But before you know it, a hole has been dug to bury you.
And Ye Qiuchan.
This is also a powerful woman.
That queenly temperament of a powerful person, guess where it comes from?
This kind of temperament is not something you are born with.
Rather, it was developed through training and training after standing at a certain peak in the later period.
Dare to look down on women, especially beautiful women.
You may die without knowing how!
And now...
"Excluding accosting us and chasing us, it is obvious that you are related to what happened tonight."
The smile on Ye Qiuchan's flawless and delicate face became even brighter, "Am I right?"
Xiao Yu:......
Please stop your bloody imagination.
He has always been a liar.
In the blink of an eye, the lie is made up.
"Actually, when I was in the nightclub, I made a bet with my classmates that I could strike up a conversation with you, but I really didn't mean to pursue you."
Xiao Yu said nonsense seriously: "What happened later was also a coincidence. The reason is that your old classmate Zhou Lingling looked at me very strangely and seemed to hate me."
"Can you analyze other people's psychology through their expressions?"
Ye Qiuchan didn't believe it.
"Do you want to know about the psychology of micro-expressions?"
Xiao Yu shrugged and gave an explanation.
The two girls were surprised.
Hua Qingwu took out her mobile phone and searched on "Micro Expression Psychology" on Baidu.
Then, he nodded to Ye Qiuchan dumbfounded.
"You know a lot."
Ye Qiuchan smiled and asked, "We are at KTV, how did you find out there was something wrong with the drinks?"
"This is a bit complicated to say. Do you remember the waiter with the tattoo?"
Seeing Ye Qiuchan nodding, Xiao Yu talked eloquently, "First of all, there is something wrong with his age. He is still working as a waiter in his thirties. Secondly, he has tattoos on his palms and a gun cocoon at the tiger's mouth. This kind of gun cocoon is used to hold a gun all year round. It only happens when you train with a gun.”
"In our country, basically only police, soldiers, and some special personnel have access to guns. How can people who become police, soldiers, and special personnel have tattoos?"
"I guess this person is likely to be from abroad, or a soldier, or have other identities. Only in this way can the reasoning be reasonable."
"And how can such a person become a waiter, doing something that doesn't make more money than a waiter?"
"Another point is that the waiter placed the drinks and snacks on the coffee table in a very messy manner and opened the bottles without our consent."
"Since you're already a waiter, haven't you even learned how to arrange dishes? Don't you know that you can't open wine without the guest's permission?"
"A person who shouldn't have appeared at the KTV just showed up. He doesn't know how to be a waiter and opened drinks without authorization. These are too many suspicions."
"So at that time, I suspected that there was something wrong with the waiter and maybe the drinks were not right either."
"As a result, when Sister Qingwu and the others came back, Zhou Lingling directly picked up the drinks and poured them for us, and even poured me a glass of wine."
"I said before that Zhou Lingling looked at me with disgust. If she was disgusted, why would she pour me a drink? Thinking back to it, I suspected that there was something wrong with the waiter and the drink at the beginning. By the way, I still remember that I was right Did you say that Zhou Lingling flirted with the waiter?"
"In the end, I suspected that she must have some purpose in pouring the wine. I suspected that there was something wrong with the wine, so I tested it and handed Sister Qingwu's wine glass to her and let her drink."
At this point, Xiao Yu spread his hands, "The results are obvious, she does have a problem, and she is with the waiter. If you guessed correctly, there should be something like drugs in the drink. They want to make you faint. take away."
"Wow, little brother is so awesome."
Hua Qingwu exclaimed and looked at Xiao Yu in shock.
Ye Qiuchan looked at him with the same complicated eyes.
All exceptions are correct.
Perfect fit.
Through Xiao Yu's words, the two women also found out.
This big boy's IQ is a bit scary.
He was able to analyze so many things just by observing some small anomalies that were not noticed by others, and finally verified that his analysis was correct.
As expected, both Zhou Lingling and the waiter had problems.
What kind of brain is this?
"Can you please stop calling me little brother."
Xiao Yu stared at Hua Qingwu dumbfounded, "I have a name. Besides, do you know that this little brother is extremely insulting to men?"
"ah?"
Hua Qingwu's face showed a look of "beautiful beauty" as fake as she wanted, "Really?"
Just play me... Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, "Really."
"Okay then, I'll call you from now on..."
Hua Qingwu chuckled mischievously, "Little brother?"
Xiao Yu:......
Okay, the younger brother is the younger brother, he is always better than the younger brother.
As for whether there will be a future between him and the two girls?
Don't make trouble, you are not from the same world.
If the world doesn't belong to you, don't squeeze into it.
It's hard for others to make yourself inferior!
"Why do you want to protect me and Qiu Chan?"
Hua Qingwu's delicate face came closer, her voice was soft and sultry, "Is it love? Is it liking? Or is it responsibility?"
What's the matter with her expression of mind-boggling orgasm... Xiao Yu stared at Hua Qingwu in shock, "Are you suffering from some serious illness?"
I really want to hit her, she looks like a goddess who consumes spare tires!
"puff!"
The conversation between the child and the older boy made Ye Qiuchan laugh out loud.
"You hate it!"
Hua Qingwu became so angry that she rushed over, grabbed Xiao Yu's neck and shook her, "You are the only one who is sick, your whole family is sick!"
He kept twisting and turning, looking like he was rolling around.
"Okay, okay, am I sick?"
Xiao Yu didn't dare to move and begged for mercy.
Because at this moment Hua Qingwu was hanging on his body like a koala.
Hua Qingwu couldn't help but suddenly lowered her head and placed a bite on Xiao Yu's neck.
moment.
The world seemed to be paused, and the three people's expressions froze.
Ye Qiuchan looked at her good sisters in confusion.
Xiao Yu's eyes widened in confusion.
Hua Qingwu's face flushed, and she bit the lip on her neck and said it was not loose. It was not loose either.
Xiao Yu was the first to come to his senses.
He gently hugged Hua Qingwu's thin waist and said with a smile: "Sister Qingwu, are you a dog?"
"roll roll roll."
Hua Qingwu opened her mouth, laughed and cursed, and even hit Xiao Yu's chest with her small fist.
Ye Qiuchan also came back to her senses, looked at Fa Xiao, then at the big boy, and shook her head with a smile.
The three of them seemed to act like nothing happened.
In order to ease the embarrassment, Xiao Yu pretended to be serious, "I suspect someone is going to kidnap you, and the mastermind... hasn't been caught yet!"
His words made the two women have expressions of surprise and uncertainty on their faces.
Are you kidding me?