I Shall Cuck Everyone

Chapter 317 Dracula's Blood Armor

Right now, I am inside a large space, the vault of the secret vault of the celestial monkey race. Before we got here, it was a cumbersome process because we didn't just walk right into this place, we teleported here.

Before we got here, there are seven-point destinations, each equipped with strange machines that require the Ki of the chief priest. Gaining authorization at each point would automatically transport us to another point till we eventually get here.

There are many shelves here filled with lots of things, ranging from swords, spears, beast crystals, mechas, armors vials, and even dead bodies chained down with strange glowing chains. However, none of this intrigues me.

I can feel the presence of something calling onto me. The blood in my body is pumping and boiling as if excited to integrate with something.

"The shelves where the treasures of the vampire race are kept are located in the farthest corner of this room," The chief priest informs me.

Nodding my head, I follow the lead of the chief priest and move to the farthest corner of the room. To be honest, this place is really wide and it seems to be kempt.

After walking through some corners like solving a puzzle, we arrive in front of a colossal rectangular box-like object.

This feeling is getting stronger... What's in that box?

"Why is this box sealed?" I ask the priest.

"Well, we noticed that the vampire relics seem to give off some sort of pulse or aura. To avoid detection of our vault, and to be on the safe side, our experts came up with the idea to build this aura confinement box," The priest explains, this time, no longer looking nervous.

He walks towards the massive box and starts tapping the corners around it. He doesn't stop there; he begins placing his ears in some places around the box as if he wants to hear something.

"Found it!" The priest says excitedly, pushing the spot he found with his hand.

Instantly, the box begins to let out rumbling sounds, while the ground beneath us vibrates vigorously.

Abruptly, the box starts folding, revealing a massive shelf underneath. The shelf is fully loaded with several items, but something catches my eyes, causing me to leap towards the shelf and grab the item that has been calling onto me. In the process, my hand hits one of the beams supporting the shelf, causing it to collapse. But my hands grab onto the stuff that I am interested in.

Landing on the ground with a small thud in front of the shelf, which is now collapsed, a smile appears on my face.

Who knew that I would see it here...

"T-That's the main reason why the shelf was concealed in the first place," the priest mutters, also surprised to see the same thing I am seeing.

Right in front of me is a legendary piece. Something that I have been searching for since my current reincarnation. To a normal person, it's nothing more than a useless piece of trash, but to me, it's priceless.

Inspect.

[Scanning Item...]

[Item undetected.]

[Will the host like to upgrade inspection function for 10,000 sex points <> or <>]

Yes...

[Inspect Function Has Been Upgraded.]

Inspect.

[Scanning Item....]

[Item detected. Not enough details.]

[Item: Dracula's Blood Armor.]

[Status: Weak.]

[Description: Absorbs blood.]

[Potential Skills: Null]

Seeing the stats the system could gather about the blood armor, I get quite impressed about the system itself, but that's not all about the armor.

The armor is currently hung on a dummy. It's a full set armor made out of ruby-like crystals, crystals that are indestructible.

Stretching my hand forward, I place my palm on the armor.

"Absorb," I mutter. And the next moment, the armor starts to liquify, crawling up to my hand, slowly covering all my body.

After absorbing the armor, there's nothing left on the dummy that once adorned the armor.

"The armor is weak. I need to feed it quite a lot of blood," I mumble, observing the armor on my body.

"Disperse," I mutter again. This time, the armor disappears from my body. It's now inside my inventory.

"That was one heck of a surprise," I say with a smile, glancing at the chief priest.

"Let's continue looting, shall we?"

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"Waaah, master got a lot of cool stuff huh... What's this?" Stella asks, pointing towards a small item on the ground as I showed everyone the vampire treasures I recovered.

"Well, that's a blood barricade," I answer.

"Blood barricade. The name sounds interesting, what does it do?" Stella asks, curiosity etched onto her face.

"Well..."

Inspect...

[Scanning Item....]

[Item: Blood Barricade.]

[Description: An ancient tool used at the peak of vampire race. It has the ability to deploy or elongate and surround the whole settlement of the vampire, including the royal castle, casting a barrier that can withstand a significant amount of damage. The barricade is fueled with the blood of every inhabitant of the vampire settlement.]

"It's used to deploy a barrier," I explain to Stella. However, she doesn't seem to understand as she blinks her eyes a few times, innocently.

Sigh... As expected of a beastkin. She couldn't comprehend my simple explanation. I sigh inwardly.

"Jake, a-are these one those blood swords and daggers that are often talked about in the history of the vampires?" Arthur asks as he gently holds a blood-red long sword in his hands.

"Yes. You can keep it if you want, I can make one of those with my blood power," I tell Arthur.

"I know, but this is completely different from the one you can create. They have the same effect, but these ones can be wielded and were made by ancient forgers. However, wouldn't keeping one of them be a crime?" Arthur asks, looking somewhat troubled.

"Who would question me, not even his majesty?" I reply, a devilish smile appearing on my face.

While we continue to rummage through the treasures, we meet some unnecessary scraps that are not worth keeping. An example is Sanguine's pajamas.

"Do the gods have some weird fetishes or something?" I mumble as I put everything away in my inventory.

"Guida," I mutter, talking to the large sword that's strapped to my waist.

[Don't talk to me, stupid!]

Sigh...

"Where's Gogo?" I ask, turning my to Stella.

"Over there!" Stella replies as she points towards a direction. In a flash, I see Gogo running towards me, looking quite different from before.

"Kyu~ Kyu~" Gogo says happily as he sits on my shoulder as usual.

"The teleporter is ready, prince Jake," Commander Lolan says, walking towards us with a large portable teleporter. I notice him gritting his teeth, and I can bet he's cursing inwardly right now.

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