I really don't want to be a disaster

Unless...it can't be done.

Soon, the bookstore owner found a post-it note from under the counter.

"Hmm... do you have a pen? The thick one."

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The bookstore owner took out another oil-based pen.

Yi Lin thought for a moment, and quickly wrote a line of text on the paper.

Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't know a foreign language.

As an apostle, you will have the power from the "tower" to make the most reasonable official translation for each apostle.

Although the owner of the bookstore has a good attitude, he is still baffled by Yi Lin's strange behavior.

Yi Lin quickly wrote a sentence on the sticky note.

Then I thought about it again.

On the back of the note, a big question mark was drawn.

"Well, this looks pretty good."

Bookstore owner: "?"

"Now……"

Yi Lin narrowed her eyes and smiled, revealing a more simple smile than the simple people of Gotham City.

"robbery."

"What the Fuc...kkkkk?!"

The bookstore owner's eyes widened.

……

……

10 minute later.

A police car stopped in front of the bookstore.

Two blond male policemen in crumpled uniforms with unbuttoned buttons and two beer bellies came to the bookstore where Yi Lin had stopped while hiccupping.

"Bob, did you call the police?"

One of the police officers lit a cigarette and puffed away in the bookstore.

Another police officer even pulled out a small metal wine bottle from his trouser pocket, and took a sip vigorously.

"belch----"

A long sip of vodka spewed out of his mouth.

Feel refreshed.

Feel free.

"Officer, someone is robbing! Someone is robbing!"

The owner of the bookstore, who was called Bob, didn't seem surprised by the behavior of the two police officers. On the contrary, his eyes were excited. He also lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

"robbery?"

"robbery?"

The two blond police officers who smelled of alcohol looked at each other.

Then he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahahaha-"

"My dear Bob, today is not April Fool's Day, don't make such jokes."

"If I wasn't bored, I wouldn't be too lazy to come here."

"Hey..." The police officer drinking vodka was drunk and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, I heard that there was a murder case near Robinson Park, oh shit, I haven't heard of a crime in Gotham City for 20 years! My gun is as ready to move as my bird."

"I heard that two female 'criminals' also appeared in the Burnley area! Hehehe... I heard that many people have been killed."

"Bob, if you didn't call the police about a robbery, you damn guy, we would have been able to take part in eliminating that 'rampant criminal'!"

The two talked and laughed again.

Bob shrugged helplessly.

"Wait, are you serious?"

The smoking police officer slammed the cigarette butt out on the ground and asked seriously.

"Nonsense! How dare I make fun of crime! This is Gotham!"

"Wait, what did he steal from you?"

"That damned oriental guy snatched my oil-based pen and note paper! He also left a 'prediction of the next crime'!"

The two police officers' eyes widened in an instant.

The wine also sobered up a bit.

and many more.

It's just—

Wife is exciting!

It turned out to be the next crime warning!

Bob pulls out a card.

The two police officers quickly snatched the card from Bob's hand.

On the back of the card, a question mark was drawn crookedly with an oil-based pen.

question mark!

"Could it be—"

Suddenly, they remembered a criminal who only existed in legends.

and many more.

Impossible, that criminal has long since disappeared in Gotham City.

How could it be possible to come back out of the rivers and lakes?

But out of curiosity, the two blond police officers turned over the "question mark" card.

I saw a line of inexplicable words written on it.

……

[When day and night communicate, I bravely stand in front of the black and white beasts. The black and white beasts have already swallowed more disorderly beasts, and the beasts are gradually decaying into bones in the steel jungle.Gorgeous fireworks are sleeping here, and I will use the most gorgeous fireworks to ignite Gotham and rekindle the first ray of light in the past. 】

signature -

[Elegant and wise gentleman of riddles: Edward Rin, yours sincerely. 】

Edward Rin?

What the hell?

The two officers looked at each other.

I wondered if I was drunk to see this weird notice letter.

"Is this a joke?"

The blond police officer murmured somewhat uncertainly.

Bob was angry: "Officer, this is a crime! Robbing Lao Tzu's oil-based pen is also robbery! Robbery!"

"Wait, there are cameras in my store!"

Suddenly, as if offering a treasure, Bob opened the monitoring screen on the computer screen.

A dark-haired young man in a blue and white striped suit.

He blatantly smiled at the camera above his head.

In the bookstore, the three of them stared at this scene for a few seconds.

boom!

Suddenly, the drunken police officer took out his gun and fired a shot at the ceiling.

"Provocation! This is a provocation to the Gotham Police Department!"

"Humph!"

"What crime is robbery?"

"capital offense!"

"What is the crime of provoking the police?"

"capital offense!"

"It's all a capital offense—"

The three big men suddenly laughed wildly in the bookstore.

It seems to be suppressed for a long time, revealing the pleasure that is gradually released.

"Quick, call Sheriff Gordon!"

"Let's just say... there is another rampant criminal. Um... remember, he committed a capital crime, that's the point."

……

……

After Yi Lin grabbed the oil-based pen and note paper, she left the bookstore.

A reminder appeared in front of my eyes.

[Rob "Oil-Based Pen"*1, Rob "Stack of Sticky Notes"*1, get +1 crime value! 】

"..."

General points for mosquito legs.

Yi Lin counted the time in her mind, and soon walked into a high-end clothing store.

Then, under the enthusiastic service of the good citizens of Gotham City, Yi Lin tailored a high-end brand gentleman's evening dress.

Of course, not green.

He doesn't have Edward's bloody bad taste.

Huh?What's with this inexplicable translation accent?

Yi Lin shook her head, putting aside the weird thoughts in her mind.

I remember that there were many classic online novels in the past, which were filled with a lot of brain-dead plots similar to the protagonist who entered a high-end clothing store dressed in poverty, was taunted by passer-by clerks, and then the protagonist showed a fortune against the sky, slapped his face and twitched.

And now that Yi Lin is wearing dirty patient clothes, the citizens of Gotham are still enthusiastic... I have to say, just looking at this point, Gotham City is really simple and honest.

When the high-end evening dress is ordered.

The moment Yi Lin took the black men's evening dress from the enthusiastic clerk, the attributes of the equipment instantly appeared in front of her eyes.

……

【Elegant gentleman suit】

【Grade】None

【Durability】200/200

[Effect] Put it on, you will be the most beautiful boy on the street!

[Explanation] As a rising star in Gotham's crime scene, you're not going to pay, are you?Right?

……