I Open a Comic Shop in Naruto

"Puchi-"

"Can't laugh can't laugh!"

The customers in the comic shop were immediately amused by Prime Minister Turtle's words.

But because of Danzo's identity, they could only hold back very hard.

It's not a turtle, it's a turtle.

This logic is invincible.

The Turtle Prime Minister still wanted to get close, touched the turtle shell on Danzo's back, looked envious, and said, "Your shell is well maintained, don't many female turtles like to play with - you?"

"roll!"

Danzo didn't want to say one more word at all.

The Turtle Prime Minister continued unconsciously: "How many years have you been cultivating? Your turtle shell is so new, how quickly you transform?"

"roll!""

"What did you do with this tortoise, how did you get hurt like this?"

The Turtle Prime Minister suddenly saw a bunch of bandages wrapped around Danzo's head and wondered.

"Pfft—hahahaha! I can't hold back!"

"I can't hold back, this word is really used, hahahaha."

"You can't laugh... unless you can't help it! Hahahaha! 35

The male customers in the comic shop couldn't hold back at all, and they all burst out laughing.

The female customers were also amused by Prime Minister Turtle's words and wanted to laugh but were embarrassed to laugh, and it was very hard.

Even Shen Ye was amused by the Turtle Prime Minister.

As expected of being born in a cold world, this chat is really invincible.

Danzo was trembling with anger by the Turtle Prime Minister, clenched his fists, and said angrily: "I said it all, I'm not a turtle spirit! 99

If it weren't for the comic shop, he would have already done it.

I've never seen someone so angry before.

Turtle votes you @#¥%…

"Oh, then how did you get your turtle head hurt like this?"

"I TM!

Danzo has been completely crushed by Prime Minister Turtle.

What world is this from?

Is the world chatting so badly?

Turtle Prime Minister's expression suddenly became amused, with a smile of "So everyone is the same person", and said: "Hehe, I know how you were injured.

The bandage on your head looks like it's not properly drilled.

Look at me, how flexible this is!

As far as my skills are concerned, I usually like the East Blue Dragon King a lot, otherwise how would I become the prime minister.

Back in the day, the eel clan produced a master who was invincible against all kinds of banshees.

But when you meet me in the end, are you still willing to give in?

Do you want me to teach you?'

Having said that, Prime Minister Turtle gave Danzo a very vivid demonstration.

The neck stretches and shrinks.

Not only flexible, but flexible and flexible.

The other customers were already laughing so hard.

At first glance, the bandage on this head is not well drilled, hahahahaha.

This sentence is more than bullshit, it's simply bullshit.

Danzo:(a)--┻

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I can QNMLGB!

I'll flip a table back to the comics for you, believe it or not?

Laozi is Sharingan!

You just drilled!

Your whole family is drilling!

Mitokado Homura didn't dare to let Prime Minister Turtle talk anymore, otherwise he was worried that Danzo would tear him apart when he went out, coughed, and said, "I called you here."

The Turtle Prime Minister turned his head, "You?"

Under the explanation of Mitokado Homura, the Turtle Prime Minister finally understood what was going on, and looked at Danzo again, "It turns out that the turtle shell fell from the sky to the people, disrespectful and disrespectful..."

Danzo felt that he was really going to be pissed off by Prime Minister Turtle.

In the end, Danzo endured his anger and finished watching "Under One Person - Part 1".

A system information refresh.

[Customer Shimura Danzō has finished reading "Under One Person - Part 1" and obtained -'Xiahe Talent']

['Xia He's talent' - the ability of 'bone scraping knife' Xia He, one of the four madness of the whole nature, no matter what appearance he changes into, he can exude the charm that men are obsessed with, attacking men can make him S wants to explode in the body. 】

"Danzo this luck..."

Shen Ye couldn't help being stunned when he saw Danzo's reward.

The 'Bone Scraper' Xia He was born a super stunner, and he exuded a seductive charm that made men addicted to him anytime, anywhere, even if he turned into a bad old man, he couldn't completely hide this seductiveness.

At the same time, it can also control the man's S desire, so that the man sinks into it.

Only the strong can resist.

It can be said that this is a very powerful talent.

But Xia He is also a beauty no matter what.

Danzo an old man got this ability...

Coupled with the last female mountain dog Technique, Konoha is afraid that many men will suffer...

Danzo said nervously: "Boss, what is my reward this time?

The first turtle shell, the second female mountain dog Technique.

 …for flowers  …

So far, he hasn't encountered a serious reward, and he can't even think about it.

Shen Ye thought for a while and said, "It should be considered a reward that matches you well."

"It suits me well?"

When Danzo heard the words, the haze swept across his face, showing a look of joy.

To say it fits me well.

I feel that the origin of the qi body is very suitable for me.

It is also very suitable for arresting spirits and dispatching generals, Tongtianlu and so on.

Looks like I've finally drawn a good reward.

buzz

A dazzling light fell, covering Danzo.

Danzo suddenly felt that a mysterious force was flowing into his body.

Pores all over the body are dilated.

An invisible enchanting exudes.

At this moment, the eyes of many male customers in the comic shop looking at Danzo gradually became a little blurry.

0.

the light fades,

Danzo senses a feeling running in his legs.

Danzo was shocked.

What kind of leg technique did I get?

Danzo looked down excitedly, and saw a rough old hand touching it.

Danzo's expression instantly froze, and he looked up.

Mitokado Homura squinted his eyes and said softly: "I take back what I said before, I think we can try to break through the relationship of friends.

"get out!

Danzo instantly got goosebumps and kicked Mitokado Homura away.

The Turtle Prime Minister touched his head, placed a POSS against the wall, and blinked, "That... mating?"

Danzo: (0)︽

I match your M!

Danzo looked at Shen Ye with a look of despair, "Boss, didn't you say that this reward matches me well?"

Shen Ye spread his hands and said, "Xia He's ability is very compatible with your female mountain dog Technique. 35

Danzo: ('article)_L_

What kind of match is this!

Why do I go further and further on the road of BT!

When Danzo heard that it was Xia He's ability, he said with a hint of struggle: "Boss, what about this ability for women?"

"It's useless.

"That is to say...

"Congratulations, there will be no shortage of men by your side in the future."

Danzo: (⊙_⊙)

Congratulations, I listen to why I want to cry so much.