0208 Can Hemorrhoids Be Cured?\r
Konoha Village entrance.
"Hahahaha! Konoha, I'm back!"
Standing at the entrance of the village, Naruto stretched out his arms, as if to hug the whole Konoha, and said excitedly: "I'm so happy that I made so much money on this mission!"
"That's because Cardo is never killed again, and the economy of the country of Bo will no longer be subject to others. Dazna will pay each of us 100,000 taels according to the A-level standard of the original level of the mission.
Kakashi looked down at the intimacy heaven and said lightly.
"No matter what, this time I made a full 100,000 taels."
Naruto patted his pants Kabuto, who had never been so bulging before, with a rich and lewd smile on his face, "Now I can go to the manga store to read manga several times.
"Idiot, it's enough for you to see it twice. 35
Sasuke folded his arms and spoke coldly.
The third time I read comics for 20,000 taels, the fourth time I read comics for 40,000 taels, and 100,000 taels can really only read comics twice in a comic store.
Naruto's expression collapsed instantly, he turned his head to look at Sasuke, gritted his teeth and said, "You're an idiot!"
"You idiot!
"You pretend to be garlic!"
"You crane tail!"
"..."
Naruto suddenly pointed at Sasuke and said, "You are greedy for my 15 sons!"
Sasuke: (A)︽±−
I make up!
Also mention this!
Are you kidding around with button eyeballs?
Seeing that Sasuke was unable to say anything, Naruto showed a smug expression.
Just this one trick will cure all your dissatisfaction.
Next to Haruno Sakura gritted his teeth and made a fist.
Why are two big men arguing so much love each other?
Why are other women vying with women for men, but here I am vying with men for men?
Naruto, just wait and see!
I, Haruno Sakura, have never been weaker than others!
Kakashi also had a headache looking at these three people, and shook his head: "You all go home and have a good rest, I'll go first."
Kakashi said and waved his hand away.
After Kakashi left, Naruto said happily, "Sasuke, little Sakura, I'm leaving too.
I'm going to eat a bowl of Yile Ramen, take a bath, and then go to the comic shop.
Just wait and see, this time I will definitely win a very powerful reward.
One Piece... ahhh! Hokage, I'm sure!"
Seeing that it was rare that only Sasuke and himself were left, Haruno Sakura blushed, lowered his head slightly, and said in a low voice, "Sasuke, it's just the two of us, do you want to eat together..."
However, when she looked up, Sasuke had already walked away.
"Sasuke, wait for me!
Haruno Sakura immediately chased after him.
Naruto walked down the street, whistling.
If you have money, you can go to a comic store, which is naturally refreshing.
At this time, passing by a bath.
Naruto's eyes lit up, and he said to himself with a smile: "I haven't practiced seduction for a long time! I just took the opportunity... hehe! 39
Naruto was lying on the outside of the bath, looking in through the gap between the boards.
"Wow, I saw the best this time! 35
"This one is even better!
"I feel like my seduction is about to break through again!"
Naruto lay outside the bath and watched for a while, then took his eyes back, made a mark with his hands, and said, "Come and try my upgraded seduction technique!"9
bang——
Suddenly, a puff of white smoke came out.
Naruto becomes Naruko, but this time it's even more impressive.
Naruto proudly said: "It really became more powerful, if this move is used against Sasuke...hehe, it's interesting to think about it.
Jiraiya walked down the street with a gloomy face, humming: "Who is it, just say a few words and get angry! But then again, this blond girl looks a little familiar, I always feel like I've seen it somewhere, where is it?"
suddenly,
When Jiraiya saw the smoky Naruko in the alley, her eyes suddenly straightened, and she said in surprise, "Wow! I saw her again! Sure enough, her coldness just now was faked!
The mouth said that, but the body was so honest, waiting for me here early.
Hehehe, I feel that even Wood Style has been drawn today, so I must be lucky. ""
Jiraiya completely put aside the question that seemed familiar just now, and went straight to Naruko.
"Hoo ho, lovely lady! We are so destined to meet again so soon!
Jiraiya flew to Naruko's side, saw Naruko's body behind the faint white mist, and his nose started to bleed uncontrollably.
This picture is so beautiful...
Um?
again?
Naruko was stunned for a moment, knowing that the white-haired uncle in front of him must have misunderstood, but he didn't intend to tell the truth. Instead, he had the idea of teasing Jiraiya, put his finger on his lips, and said tenderly: "That's because People are waiting for you here. 39
Jiraiya felt that she was going to be shot into a hedgehog by Cupid, the god of love, and said ecstatically: "You are waiting for me here?"
"Of course."
Naruto blinked.
Jiraiya grabbed Naruko's hand and said excitedly: "Wow, haha, miss, do you want us to talk about life in another place? Let's talk about ideals? If you still like to use your head, I can actually...
Naruko said pitifully: "Aiya, you've pinched people's hands and hurt.
Listening to this urging voice, Jiraiya's harassment almost fell to the ground and said, "It's okay, I have special abilities, as long as a woman hurts, wherever I kiss, it can be cured."
080 "Really!"
The grocery shopping aunt who appeared out of nowhere, grabbed Jiraiya excitedly, stars appeared in her eyes, "Brother, eldest sister has had hemorrhoids for a long time, can you cure it for a while?
Jiraiya: (a)︽±−
Treat NM's hemorrhoids!
Are you disgusting or not, get out of here!
"This guy is here to kiss me naked with another man, how shameless!
Sasuke, who happened to pass by here, saw Naruko and Jiraiya kissing me there, and I felt jealous for no reason.
Sasuke clenched his fists.
I can't help but want to go up and have a meal of the three swords.
Follow Sasuke's Haruno Sakura, pretending to buy a pen in front of a stationery store.
While looking at Sasuke, Haruno Sakura fiddled with the writing brush with his hands, and hummed, "Sure enough! Sasuke has something wrong with the woman Naruto turned into! How can you fix it!
Seeing that Naruko was about to break through, he immediately found a reason to run away.
Jiraiya was still dizzy in place.
In his mind, all kinds of sweet words from Naruko just now echoed.
Let me kiss you next time we meet...
Next time we meet, I'll let you hum...
Jiraiya is already starting to flutter a bit.
Dear young lady, for your sake, don't say it's bald, it's okay to be bald.