chapter 17
04: I’m kinda f*cked up. I’ve been thinking and thinking about it. Obviously f*cked up.
I came to the restaurant to eat, and the final boss was seated next to me.
Actually, it wasn’t a big deal. Criminals can eat jjajangmyeon, but isn’t it a campaign activity?
However, feeling a bit bored while waiting for jajangmyeon, I suddenly came up with a strange opinion about what should be called imagination accumulated while watching web novels that lived in my head.
The b*tch next to him is a psycho who wants to throw the world into chaos and create a hell where evil spirits and people die together.
Once there’s a f*cking kid, there’s a chance here, shouldn’t you kiII it right now?
Her younger brother boasted about how he penetrated this hidden heroine route, and she said that because of the speciality of that woman being of mixed blood with an evil spirit, she is a monster who does not die just by being stabbed with a sword.
If you only look at the aspect of strength, they said it was a monster that reached the divine spirit, but if my skiII is to obliterate the divine spirit, I can kiII it once, so it might be possible with a successful surprise attack.
At those words, the reason in my head said.
The main character will take care of everything anyway, so why should I care about that?
I nodded my head and decided to wait for the black bean noodles in silence, saying that my imagination, which had been talking about kiIIing it for the sake of the world, was indeed right in the words of my reason.
Yes. Isn’t it purely what a psychopath does?
She did a lot of evil? That’s what the police prove, and what other exorcists will do, isn’t it what I’m going to do?
If a wanted criminal is right in front of you, it is better to avoid it and report it than to catch it.
If ordinary people try to do what the tax collectors are supposed to do, the situation only becomes annoying.
Look at Conan. What kind of sh*t happens when a detective does what a cop should do. Aren’t the cops from the comics not f*cking doing their job?
I’m going to let the people in this world who get paid by the taxes of good citizens like aunts and chase such slanderers do their jobs.
I don’t even think I’m going to have a fight with a criminal who came to eat at the restaurant. So ignore it as usual.
But I also suddenly started thinking about murder. It seems that even I have been stained with the cruelty of this world.
Until now, I have sent my opponent to the hospital in a fist fight, but I have never kiIIed him.
Once Hyung is not even a person, he’s trash. If I didn’t even kiII the apron pervert, who is a non-radiologist, wouldn’t my morality have already been sufficiently proven?
I put a knife on his body and drove a knife through his chest, but he didn’t die before my eyes.
Strictly speaking, it was Saetani who kiIIed them.
Anyway, no matter what anyone says, I’m not bad.
“The food is here.”
“Oh.”
When I saw the jajangmyeon that came out, I stopped thinking and exclaimed.
The black chunjang sauce exudes a fragrant smell and stimulates hunger, and the garnishes on it make your mouth water.
Looking at the noodles lifted with chopsticks, they are in good condition and contain many vegetables such as onions.
I chose this place without thinking, but it might have been a surprisingly good place, right?
I squeak, sprinkle the prepared red pepper powder, and rub the jajangmyeon. Gwi-tae, who was wearing earphones, continued talking as if on the phone with someone.
“Yes. Great. Sadly, I couldn’t talk to her this time because Maehwa moved. But I’m sure I got it.”
As I was moving my chopsticks and putting jajangmyeon in my mouth, I heard the sound of a phone call next to me.
Since it was a hot day in the room, only the sound of the air conditioner running was faintly audible, so of course, the sound of Gwi-tae’s phone call was clearly heard in my ears.
I don’t like the world, so let’s make a world where everyone dies and kiIIs. A crazy b*tch with ideas like that has someone he can talk to so familiarly?
Although she was surprised inside, she knew that her evil spirits, who had surpassed the current highest grade A, as well as the possessed bodies that survived her past, hid in her darkness and moved with her. I recalled her settings.
Since the possessed body was human, it might be surprising that evil spirits are talking. It’s not impossible either.
It is a characteristic of evil spirits that the higher the grade, the more human-like they become.
From A level, it was said on the Internet that they could even talk to people beyond their resemblance. If it was such an existence, it would be possible, of course, to make calls.
Ah, talking doesn’t mean that you can understand each other or that you can solve problems through dialogue. Talking is meaningless because it is a monster whose goal is to kiII the human species.
Of course, it’s not my business. Whether talking to evil spirits or dancing, aren’t humans capable of licking their tongues as long as they live?
I nodded my head in satisfaction as I felt the taste of the jajang sauce spreading in my mouth and the savory taste of the noodles.
“Wow. Huh. Too bad. Could do with us I know that. But did you know the danger of divine powers beyond that? To be able to recover the reason of a child who has been stricken with resentment.”
“O hyung, the sacrifices of our compatriots made by those foolish servants of the divine spirit clearly pointed us in the direction we should go.”
Since the content of the call was the content, the gaze turned to the side for a moment.
If you listened to his voice now, it sounded like he was lamenting and lamenting over a noble sacrifice.
Her face looked like she was watching a very interesting TV program, and the corners of her mouth were raised fiercely.
Is it because the shape of the eyes is the devil’s eye, commonly referred to as the devil’s eye? Her smile looked like the smile of a demon.
And I felt so sorry for my little girl who had to come face to face with something like that after coming to eat.
However, that pity disappears once again in the wonderful taste of jajangmyeon. Good. Let’s come here often in the future.
“It brings down the spirits. Huh? Of course it’s possible. That’s our main character for that. A divine spirit is a divine spirit because humans cannot kiII it, and a divine spirit because it is worshiped.”
“As they say, humans don’t worship divine spirits simply because they can’t defeat them. How evil are humans? What he cannot kiII, it is human to come up with a way to kiII it somehow.”
“Transforming the ‘essence’ of a divine spirit into human faith. That is the essence of human faith. After the unstoppable essence of evil spirits, curses and fears, were changed to faith. Use all that can be used and kiII by severing your faith. Humans are so wonderful. How do they find such creative ways to kiII?”
Blah blah blah. If I had been on the phone, I would have been annoyed and hung up, saying that I kept talking.
Most of the guys who talk that long are the ones who say sh*t with their tongues, so it’s like that-
Rather than that, isn’t that what you’re telling me to listen to right now? Damn what are you talking about?
“-Yes, yes. It didn’t all work out well though. Saetani’s unexpected move made our protagonist lose a little bit of confidence. We don’t know what conversations took place in the realm, but we didn’t expect it to behave like that, did we?”
As I was scratching the bottom of the bowl with my chopsticks, among the words that kept hitting my ears, there was one that stopped my movement.
The moment Saetani’s name was in Gwi-tae’s mouth, did they really do something that Saetani was born? I wanted to, but my body trembled.
There was something more important than that. Is the main character broken? That was a problem for me too.
In order for me to make money in this world, even if the main character goes through the story told by his younger brother, the story must eventually be overcome to form a harem.
Isn’t that true just by looking at web novels? The world in the story without a main character will run to destruction too easily.
The main character is to prevent even the destruction of the world, but the world in the story is destroyed without the main character.
More than that, why did the main character lose confidence? I don’t know why, but my head hurts.
The next time we meet, I decided to listen to my complaints and cheer for myself.
It doesn’t cost money to listen to complaints.
In an instant, I realized that I had not stopped unconsciously glancing at it, but had stopped using chopsticks and was staring blankly.
I hurriedly looked away.
Gwi-tae tilted her head like a beast that found her prey with a smile on her face as if she noticed me staring at her.
It’s a simple and insignificant movement, but the feeling of a snake crawling all over the body makes your lips twist.
I don’t feel like I’m going to live, but an ominous feeling like having a burning bomb in front of me covers my whole body. Could I possibly work here? Anyway, in the middle of the city?
It is not impossible. There is a possibility that I kept talking on the phone with the thought that it would be okay if anyone heard me talking on the phone like that.
If the strongest exorcist is Gae Ddong’s grandmother, then the strongest slanderer is a nobleman in front of her eyes.
The spiritual power felt in Gwi-tae is so great and creepy that it cannot be compared to her apron transformation. She smelled like blood.
Once Grandma Gae-dung recognized her spiritual power, she felt as comfortable as a giant forest.
Her ghostly spirit power made her feel ominous and fearful that her throat would be cut if she was unguarded even for a moment.
ㅡ Star f*ck. Are you saying that I saw your face once?
The person who was eating next to me suddenly went blind.
I felt a cold sweat break out in the unprecedented situation where a crazy b*tch scatters vicious energy just because I saw it.
While eating, I wonder what kind of lightning this is. When did a madman go on a rampage over the situation?
I forcibly caught my breath and thought calmly.
If you fight head-on, not by surprise, you will surely lose. It is impossible to surprise. Then all that’s left—- Dynamite-kun.
It was a pity that I had wasted money because I bought it in the previous case and couldn’t use it, but here it is.
He said he didn’t know what would happen to people. Even a crazy b*tch would be surprised by a bomb exploding right in front of her eyes, and I ran away when this crazy b*tch was startled.
At the same time, let’s evacuate the owner of this store. Even if it’s a little hard, isn’t that man also an innocent person?
“There- me. Why were you looking at me?”
“- It’s just a good-looking face…… ?”
“Eh?”
Having decided that, I took the dynamite out of my bank account and thought about the timing to explode it.
In the meantime, his mouth spews out pathetic words on its own in response to a sudden question.
I wanted to f*ck it up, but I hurriedly gave off a well-made forced smile that even nasty people wouldn’t notice, and waved my hands as if I was joking.
No matter how bad a person is, they usually laugh when they compliment their appearance. Unless you have a serious complex about your appearance.
And I said it out of embarrassment at the moment, but if I say it this way, I think I can cover it up well by saying that I didn’t hear what he was saying.
…… But his reaction is strange. Gwi-tae lying horizontally with wide-open pupils and mouth wide open.
Is that guy the type who has a lot of complexes about his appearance?
Come to think of it, that woman has never been loved because of her birth. Said her brother.
It is said that ordinary people are subconsciously afraid of the energy of evil spirits, and exorcists feel disgust when they see a ghost with both evil spirits and spiritual power…….
I don’t feel anything particularly disgusting, but if you’ve been hated that much, you might have a complex.
Or more than that, why did her younger brother say that this kind of woman would open a route for her heroine, and she did that sh*t for three days? Don’t you f*cking understand?
Is this going to suck? Avoiding Gwi-tae’s gaze, who was staring blankly at me, I concentrated on Gwi-tae with all my senses other than sight.
I hid my hands down and put them in my bank account so that I could escape at any time.
“Wait a minute. I want to talk to you, is it okay?”
Right before pulling out the dynamite and throwing it. At the last minute, someone spoke to me.
Yes, I did.
I was startled by the sudden voice and looked ahead to see two men in suits standing in front of me.
One is a woman and one is a man. The characteristic and commonality of both was that they had a cold impression and had nothing to say about firearms in their eyes.
People who looked like tired office workers appeared, and Ni Gwi-tae withdrew his ominous energy and shut her mouth.
Even kicking her tongue and turning her head away! I was very surprised that she was going that way.
With gratitude for giving me a choice other than detonating a bomb in a good store, I decided to listen to what they say- What are the evil spirits next to those people now?
“There is something I want to say. Follow me obediently If you refuse, we…… It’s because I have no choice but to use the power behind it. Don’t worry. If you follow us, your future will be solid.”
“That sucks.”
What kind of bullsh*t is this all of a sudden? The two of them gestured as if they couldn’t help it.
Then, two evil spirits began to move and grow in size in the disgusting form with eyes, hands and feet attached to meat poles standing behind.
An obvious hostile intention. One would be B grade and the other would be C grade?
I don’t even know their identity, and suddenly they did what they should have done to attack people. The shopkeeper who can’t see anything is also behind.
I don’t know if these suits have skiIIs to control evil spirits or if there are other ways to control evil spirits, but it’s certain that we have to fight these evil spirits first.
After strengthening the chopsticks with jjajang sauce by infusing them with a lot of spiritual power. Faster than they could move, I jumped at the meat pillar demon and stabbed my chopsticks instead of knives.
I didn’t even use a restraint, but the movement of spiritual power that seemed to move more sharply and firmly than before was amazing even when I did it.
Put the meat pillar evil spirit about 20 times, and you’ll be happy! The plastic chopsticks eventually broke.
The two meat pillar demons, whose chopsticks had holes all over their bodies, starting with their eyes, fell down, splattered with blood.
“…… Uh?”
“No, nonsense! How! One is at the B level level…… ! The kid who didn’t go to the academy and didn’t receive a blessing…… This?”
“Isn’t that the first thing a human who suddenly wants to drag someone who was eating has to say?”
Isn’t that what the bastards who suddenly appear and try to attack people with evil spirits say?
I waited for the two of them to apologize or say it was a misunderstanding and explain the circumstances of the sudden attack. The two glanced at each other and ran away.
“…… What is Sifal?”
Suddenly, the men in suits appeared and tried to use the evil spirits to attack them, but as soon as they got rid of the evil spirits, they ran away as if they were frightened.
I can’t figure out what it really is, so I’m blinking my eyes. Gwi-tae, who was watching the situation from the side, spoke to me.
“Oops. Those people belong to the Exorcism Agency. Can I kick you out like that?”
“What?”
I reflexively asked back at Gwi-tae’s words.
The people who suddenly appeared and showed me evil spirits and tried to drag me away as if threatening were really civil servants?
I can’t believe it, but there’s no reason Gwi-tae should lie to me. If so- did you attack me or a government official?
Did Grandma Gae Dung tell you to be careful with exorcists because they make your opponent beat you like this and threaten you with blackmail?
I felt a tingling pain in the back of my neck thinking something was seriously wrong. I thought as I hurriedly poured water into my cup and drank it.
Damn it. I came to see her aunt and she is going to jail.
I grabbed my head and banged my head on the table.