I, Herta's Fiancé, the Universe's Number One Male Fist

"Simulated Universe, your emperor has returned."

The scene changed.

It was the familiar universe.

It was the familiar void.

The difference was that this time, there weren't so many behemoths before him.

Only one Nanook with a deadpan face was standing quietly in front of Chu Ze.

"This time, it's finally normal."

Herta's voice sounded in his mind:

"I've changed the program to forcibly and only have one Aeon appear."

"It seems that this time, it's the Aeon of Destruction, Nanook, which happens to match your original Path."

"The next step is for you to choose an initial blessing of the Destruction Path, and then officially enter the first simulated world."

Chu Ze nodded in understanding.

But looking at the stalwart and massive figure before him, he couldn't help but mutter to himself.

...This Simulated Universe is really amazing. It can even simulate an Aeon, and imitate it so similarly.

...Does that mean I can skip the boring map-running process and directly simulate a few hundred muscular Hertas to have a rough and tumble game with me in every sense of the word?

Thinking of this, Chu Ze immediately became excited.

This was much better than those combat phantoms in the training pod!

A muscular Herta in black stockings, this was a win-win situation. It could satisfy his desire, and also satisfy his desire!

"————"

Suddenly, he seemed to hear a sound from ahead.

Chu Ze looked up in surprise at the source of the sound, which was the massive figure standing in the universe—the Aeon of Destruction, Nanook.

Whoa, it can even make sounds?

So you're not just a background prop?

His absurd train of thought kicked in.

Chu Ze suddenly had an idea. He wanted to see if the simulated Aeon could interact.

So he simply didn't choose a blessing and just stood there, having a staring contest with Nanook.

The pressure from the Aeon immediately made Chu Ze a little uncomfortable.

But after all, it was a simulated Aeon, and after experiencing the previous gaze of seven gods at once, a single Aeon's stare didn't seem so oppressive anymore.

Therefore, he really did stare wide-eyed, and even started making funny faces, unilaterally playing a [who blinks first loses] game with Nanook.

Chu Ze: ???????

Nanook: ???????

However, this stalemate did not last long.

Just as Chu Ze was constantly making funny faces, wanting to see the rare sight of Nanook losing his composure, the Aeon before him suddenly moved.

"————, ————————"

Again, an incomprehensible language.

The next moment, Nanook extended his hand.

The finger that seemed to pierce through heaven and earth, as if crushing down from countless light-years away, was aimed directly at Chu Ze's chest!

"Hey! What a familiar pose!"

Such a familiar scene immediately startled Chu Ze.

Last time he paid homage to the Aeon in reality, Nanook had stuffed a Stellaron into him just like this.

But this time in the Simulated Universe, there would be the same plot?

He knew that what he should do now was to immediately choose one of the three initial blessings and then quickly leave this consciousness buffer.

To be poked by an Aeon, even if it was just a finger, with his current self, he would definitely die on the spot!

But...

But!

This was an Aeon's attack!

Throughout the universe, how many people have fought an Aeon head-on?

Such an opportunity to fight was right in front of him. Was he going to give up and run away like a coward!

"Sis Ta, if I die in the Simulated Universe, it won't affect my body in reality, right?"

Chu Ze quickly asked in his mind.

Herta's reply was also very fast:

"No, at most you'll just fall into a coma."

"But the pain you endure at death is real. If your will is not strong enough, you might... wait, what are you doing??"

Chu Ze grinned, his fighting spirit surging:

"Of course, it's to seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

Just by enduring a little pain, he could experience a battle with an Aeon.

No matter how you look at it, this was a deal that was well worth it!

Chu Ze's muscles tensed, and the power of his Path surged forth.

A violent aura swirled around him, and he actually broke free from the unknown force's restraint!

Flames surged.

The mecha attached to his body.

Seeing the huge finger getting closer and closer, Chu Ze roared and fiercely charged up a punch:

"A million horsepower of the rotating Path—"

"DESTRUCTION BURST FIST!!!!"

BOOM——————!!!!!

A sound like a planet exploding shook the universe!

The shockwave from the clash of fist and finger directly pulverized the surrounding asteroid belt!

Space was shaking!

The planet was trembling!

This was a punch with all of Chu Ze's strength!

It was also a punch with which he, a mortal, challenged an Aeon!

The result was not surprising at all.

His body was sent flying backwards like a falling meteorite, his entire body becoming tattered. Bright red blood gushed out from all over his body like a fountain, and his vigorous life force was completely drained in an instant.

As for the brand-new Light Chaser mecha, it was directly beaten to smithereens, not even a fragment could be found.

...Of course, this was the Simulated Universe, and all entities were virtual data.

After leaving the Simulated Universe, both the mecha and Chu Ze would be restored to their [unharmed] state.

"Cough... the gap is too big, I can't even leave a fist print..."

Before his consciousness dissipated, Chu Ze spat out blood, and various internal organ fragments came out of his mouth:

"This is also normal. I can't even beat a Lord Ravager, how could I possibly shake an Aeon..."

"But... to exchange blows with Nanook..."

Awesome!!

Dominating!!

Thrilling!!!

He breathed his last.

Chu Ze's head tilted, and he kicked the bucket.

And before his eyes, the final prompt appeared.

[Simulation Failed]

[Please improve your strength and challenge again next time]

...

...

Consciousness returned.

Chu Ze slowly opened his eyes.

He weakly stretched out his hand, his somewhat chapped lips making a hoarse sound: "Thirsty... want to drink... drink..."

Beside him, Herta shifted her gaze from the screen: "Want to drink Royal Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon?"

Chu Ze: "I want to drink 'Ashi Meme Guchi Guchi So Delicious I Spin in Circles' uwu milk tea."

Herta: "???"

What the hell is that?

Why did it change from last time?

Herta couldn't understand Chu Ze's thinking, so she simply stopped thinking and just had a puppet bring over the wine.

After Chu Ze downed it in one go, his body also quickly recovered:

"Fully revived! Sis Ta, when do we start the new round of testing?"

"You have the nerve to ask!"

At the mention of this, Herta immediately lost her composure:

"I asked you to test the Simulated Universe, but something unexpected happens every time."

"The first time you went in, you fished out all the implemented Aeons..."

"The second time was even more ridiculous, you directly started a fight with the Aeon of Destruction!"

"Are you some kind of innate bug physique? You have to find trouble even when there is none?"

Chu Ze scratched his head:

"Huh? Wasn't this a normal event? I thought I just triggered some easter egg..."

"Of course it's not normal! And compared to the bug in the program, your head isn't quite normal either!"

Herta said in annoyance:

"Fighting with an Aeon is a very dangerous act. Even if this is the Simulated Universe, the intense pain will cause trauma to your spirit."

"If it were any other ordinary person, they would have been so intimidated that they would have had difficulty breathing. But you, you actually had the courage to raise your fist?"

Chu Ze chuckled:

"Of course. The anthem of humanity is the anthem of courage."

"And to be honest, I was actually planning to give him the middle finger to provoke him at first."

"But my main focus is the Destruction Path after all, and big bro Nanook has bestowed so much Path power on me. Giving him the middle finger is a bit inappropriate..."

Herta facepalmed helplessly:

"So it's okay to give the middle finger to other Aeons? You have no reverence for those high-level beings at all."

Chu Ze snorted twice:

"The person who uses data to simulate Aeons is the least qualified to say that, right? From a religious point of view, what you're doing is true blasphemy."

In their attitude towards the Aeons, the two were truly the pot calling the kettle black.

So Herta didn't continue this topic.

"Anyway, I have to re-debug the data and see why Nanook pointed his finger at you."

"You go back first. Come back for testing after I'm done adjusting."

Ugh, another repair.

Having to wait a while after each test, is this some kind of cooldown?

Herta also saw the bored expression on his face.

After a moment of thought, she said:

"If you find the space station too stuffy, you can go out for a walk."

"I'll tell Asta to supply you with starship fuel for free, so you don't have to worry about consumption."

"But as soon as I have a need, you have to come back to see me immediately."

Chu Ze's eyes immediately lit up:

"Understood! Thank you, Cuihua!"

"...So where did this title come from."

Herta sighed:

"Alright, just go for a joyride somewhere. Don't bother me here."

"In about 48 system hours, my side should be completely fixed."

"So don't get involved in any strange, time-consuming incidents."

Chu Ze gave an OK gesture:

"Don't worry, I'm a standard honest person. The thing I dislike most is causing trouble everywhere!"

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