NOVEL WEB Chapter 028 – Little Purple People
When Da Linzi and Da Qi reappeared at the small inn, Gun Gun was utterly confused.
The scent was familiar, but the people were not.
The next day, the bruises on their faces turned completely purple, rendering the two unrecognizable. Gun Gun ran up to them, barked twice, and then turned back to look at Zhao Zhao in confusion.
"See that? These guys didn't behave and got beaten! Remember this next time, okay?"
Gun Gun, looking as innocent as ever, ran back to her feet and sat obediently, watching the two little purple people with her, as if to dissociate itself entirely from any disobedience.
Da Linzi was furious; all those baths for nothing!
Yaoguang flew out, glanced at them, and immediately turned away, "Even uglier now! Hurts my eyes."
Last night, she had done some research online and discreetly inquired with Sales Manager Liu from Ocean Shipyard. She then explained to the two, "In the future, if you encounter similar situations, you need to assess if you can handle it. If I hadn't been home yesterday, could you two have gotten out unscathed? Remember, Jiang Jianzhu is quite influential in Chonghai. Be mindful; he might retaliate. Especially when you go to Chonghai, be careful and stay alert!" They were a pair of reckless individuals, but their camaraderie could be summarized by the saying, 'birds of a feather flock together.'
While she was lecturing them, the two little purple people kept nodding, though it was unclear if they understood. Both were sprawled on her lounge chair, mimicking each other's actions. When she finished, Da Linzi instantly sprang back to life, "Zhao Zhao, when we recover, teach us some martial arts. You were amazing yesterday! That kick to the chair, bam! So cool and satisfying!"
Da Qi nodded vigorously in agreement.
"Martial arts depend on talent. As for you two, I'll teach you when your brains are functioning."
Da Linzi weakly asked, "Are they not?"
"Not obviously."
Zhao Zhao remembered she hadn't live-streamed for a while, and her fans on Panda were complaining. Every time she opened the app, she'd see a bunch of urging messages. She'd been ignoring them, but seeing the two little purple people now, she got inspired. She could even use them as an excuse.
Today's theme: #Stewed Turbot Soup# Special Food Live Stream
She grabbed a turbot, removed its tail and head, chopped it into pieces, making sure it was hard to recognize the type of fish, and prepared everything before starting the live stream.
"Hello everyone, this is Little Bear's live stream from Jinshi Island. We haven't streamed for a while, and we've received many messages urging us to stream again. We've seen them all; thank you for your support! It wasn't intentional; we had some unavoidable circumstances. Now, everyone, can you recognize which one of us is the streamer?" She pointed the camera at the two little purple people lying on the lounge chairs in the courtyard.
Da Linzi, who was munching on an apple, was caught off guard, "Streaming now? I look so ugly, don't film me! Film Gun Gun instead!"
【Going to such lengths to avoid streaming, even beating up your brother like this?】
【Which one is our Little Bear? They both look about the same size】
【Hahahahahahaha sorry, I couldn't hold it in】
【Which one is Little Bear? They both look unrecognizable】
【Look at the hairstyle, the one in the gray short sleeves is the streamer】
Da Qi also appeared on camera, indifferent as he changed his angle to eat the apple, "Doesn't matter, no one recognizes me anyway. Even my mom barely recognized me this morning."
Da Linzi, hearing this, couldn't stand the thought of being the only one embarrassed. He dragged his husky friend over for an introduction, "It's okay if the viewers don't recognize me, I can introduce them. This is my best friend Xiong Qi! We've grown up together since we were kids."
【Such a great friendship, touching!】
【Another Little Bear】
【Who beat them up like this, I mean, it's too tragic】
【Did our Little Bear even hurt a leg?】
Zhao Zhao noticed some fans speculating it was her who beat them up. What?
"What are you talking about, fans? How could I beat someone up? Fairies don't hit people!"
【Only looks like a fairy, old fans know her true nature】
【I used to believe you until you dragged away that four-meter orca】
【So who beat up our Little Bear? I can't stand it if they're disfigured before I even marry them!】
【Disfigured, huh? The streamer can use this excuse for a long time now】
"Little Bear, tell the fans how you ended up like this?"
"...!! How do we say this? It's hard to explain... we just got into a fight with someone impulsively..." Da Linzi was hesitant, taking small bites of his apple to try and hide his face.
Yaoguang, eating cashews on the table, looked up and said, "Why is it hard to explain? You just got beaten up by the iron fist of capitalism."
【What does that mean?】
【The parrot's vocabulary is impressive. So, they got beaten by a rich person?】
【Yaoguang fans here, how are the cashews today?】
【If there's gossip, I'm not sleepy anymore. So, they were beaten by a rich person? Is that what Yaoguang meant?】
Zhao Zhao thought about it and found it quite accurate.
"Getting beaten up like this is indeed embarrassing. Showing their miserable state is just to tell our fans not to fight. Try to resolve things peacefully because it's really ugly! The consequences are not something you can handle."
【?? Shouldn't it be that the pain is unbearable?】
【This is the perspective of a face-obsessed person】
【It's okay, I'm ugly even without fighting, sob sob】
【Yaoguang always gets to the point. Beaten by a rich person, poor Little Bear】
【I want the truth. As a fan, I can't stand it! Who beat up our Little Bear like this!!】
【Such well-behaved kids, how could they be beaten like this? Were they bullied? Expose the culprit!】
【Our Little Bear spends all day fishing, how could they offend the privileged class?】
【First time here, what's this live stream about? An online court?】
Seeing the topic veering off, Zhao Zhao quickly redirected, "Today is not a pity party. I want to tell everyone that we can't go out to sea for a while. The next live stream might be when my fishing boat arrives. Then we'll take everyone to the open sea. Yes, I bought a fishing boat. Soon, our island will have a big fishing boat, and we can go to the open sea. Everyone is welcome to come to Jinshi Island for seafood. As for the fight, it's been resolved. We fought back too. To put it simply, someone on a yacht hit Little Bear and was very arrogant. These two little purple people got hot-headed and fought two against five. That's why they're like this. His leg was scratched by the yacht. Anyway, let's get to the main topic. Today, I'm going to cook soup to nourish these two little purple people. It's Turbot Stew with Three-Seven Root! Everyone, follow me to the kitchen."
【So, Little Bear narrowly escaped death】
【How arrogant, hitting someone with a yacht and then beating them up?】
【If they can afford a yacht, they're probably rich second-generation...】
【Two against five is a tough loss for Little Bear】
【Our streamer isn't poor either. After all, they have a yacht】
【What's a white dragon? Don't tell me it's a snake. I can't watch this!】