NOVEL WEB chapter 14
14 – ….. Isn’t that an evil god?
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ sees you and cheers.]
[‘I want to cut off my husband’s d*ck’ shouts at God sitting next to him not to blame.]
[‘I didn’t want to remain as a virgin.’ He says isn’t it good for you to be excited like this?]
“what.”
I was stunned by the appearance of the sentences that came to mind in front of my eyes.
No, the appearance of the system window that appeared endlessly was surprising, but the contents are very spectacle.
[‘I hate NTR!!!!’ sighs as he sees the two gods.]
[‘Film fun’ shouts for both of them to calm down.]
[‘I don’t want men to sleep’ says to just leave it alone, it’s fun.]
“… What the hell is this situation?”
The brain does not properly understand what has happened.
The name written in front of it is quite strange, but the contents suddenly cheered, and then others calmed down, watched, and sighed.
What the hell is going on.
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ Nim sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[Hero, you finally woke us up.]
“what!?”
This time, I heard the voice of an old old man, as if I had written a whole note in my head.
No, I’m old… ?
Now that I think about it again, I feel like a middle-aged man with a solemn voice. I tried to gain weight for no reason, but I couldn’t make the acting dirty, so my voice just sounded old.
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ Nim sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[We are the gods called the 12 Gods in the past. In order to recover the stolen throne… Eight! Hera, what are you doing… .]
[‘I want to cut my husband’s d*ck’ sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[Sorry, it’s okay if you don’t care about what your husband says. Why do I have to take care of that troublesome soul? It’s enough for the kids who are doing it now. We just want to talk to you.]
“Conversation… ?”
This time, following the voice of the goddess with a lot of nasal sounds, a slightly childish voice was heard.
[‘I didn’t want to remain as a virgin’ sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[Yes, to be honest, we have no desire to return to the seat of the gods. Rather than going to that annoying place, I just need something to play with like this]
The more you listen, the harder it is to come up with good impressions.
“So, since you guys are bored, will you use me as a toy?”
Is this what is written in the myth true? Then it gets a little bit more difficult.
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ Nim sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[No! It’s just that I’m tired of seeing more Hera and other goddesses… .]
[‘I want to cut my husband’s d*ck’ sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[You can just go about your daily life. We have no intention of interfering with humans like those three. Unless there are special circumstances.]
Even after hearing the words of the goddess, I couldn’t get rid of my doubts.
No, how could anyone believe that? In such a chaotic situation, if you understand ‘Yes, I understand’, wouldn’t that be the level of a madman stained with madness?
“… What the hell are you guys doing anyway?”
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ Nim sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[He is recuperating.]
“Care?”
If you said you died, didn’t you mean that you were killed by the Godslayers and couldn’t be in heaven anymore?
I expected that Shinhwa was mixed with lies to some extent, but it was more than I could have imagined that even the death of a god was a lie.
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ Nim sponsors 1 coin to tell you.]
[Actually, it is stored in ‘Record’, so read it.]
“record?”
As with other systems, after fiddling with them a few times, two systems came to mind.
[Mission System]
[Coin system]
“… . Do you have any records?”
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ You are confused.]
[‘Firehole is fun’ says that he accidentally burned the ‘record’ because he didn’t have anything to burn.]
[‘I want to sleep with all women!’ He shouts at you asking if he burned it.]
It’s the first time I’ve seen the system, so I’m not familiar with it, so it’s very crude to operate.
Besides, I had no idea what was going on, and the conversations of those gods were too incomprehensible for me as a mortal to understand.
I just need some time to sort it out.
“… now.”
*****
As soon as I opened my eyes, I let out a sigh at the voice I heard.
[Did you wake up?]
“It wasn’t a dream… .”
Originally, Lane would have woken me up slowly, but because I woke up earlier than expected, I lamented that the voice I heard as soon as I woke up was the old man’s voice with a low pitch.
Obviously, I just wanted to become moderately strong and live a peaceful life.
[‘It’s funny’ is happy that you woke up and didn’t get more thirsty.]
[‘I didn’t want to remain as a virgin goddess’ grabbed the goddess who was trying to run away next to her by the back of the neck and continued to nag her.]
“Why the hell did this happen?”
Why do I have to read the scenes of the gods fighting each other? .
He sighed and got up, washed his face and shaved, and came out. Lane was preparing breakfast, and Lianne was wiping the floor with a mop.
“Should I go to class right away today?”
When he sat down at the table, Lane brought out a light salad and cheese and corn dish from the dorm’s kitchen, which he was not familiar with yet.
This is a new dish.
“My name is Corn Cheese. Rianne bought cheese from the market and made it once. Try it.”
“okay?”
When you open the hot cheese and put it in your mouth, the light sweetness and savory taste of the cheese melt in your mouth, creating an unexpected combination.
“Is it a success? Or fail?”
“Today is a success. I do feel it a little bit. This should be enough to eat slowly with a salad.”
“is that so!”
Feeling like a newlyweds’ conversation, I smiled and scooped up the corn cheese that Lane made and put it into my mouth.
[‘I hate NTR!!!!’ We are delighted to see you are a suitable couple, and we sponsor 10 coins.]
Come to think of it, where are the coins sent by those gods going to be used?
What came to my mind was the coin system I saw before going to bed yesterday.
[Coin system]
[You can borrow some of the skills and powers of the gods through the ‘coins’ sponsored by the gods.]
“Cool! Kek!!”
“young master!?”
Power of God!?
[‘The man doesn’t want to sleep’ bursts into laughter at the unexpected reaction.]
Whether God laughs or not doesn’t matter.
When it comes to the authority of a god, it varies depending on the part that the god is in charge of, but most of them show abilities close to omnipotence or omnipotence.
For example, Zeus, who was the god of thunder in the past, was able to control all the lightning and thunder in the world at will, and Hera, the goddess of family, is not as powerful as Zeus, but she creates a family and rules harmony.
Without her, there would not have been a family and affection for each other, and like some animals, they would have simply neglected to grow.
As such, the power of the gods is literally fraudulent.
“Mu, water..!!”
“Lianne!! Bring water quickly!!!”
“N-Yes!!”
I hurriedly drank the water that Rianne handed me, barely breathing, and carefully pressed the box labeled [List].
“… .”
I was about to lose my mind.
Astraphe, Aegis, golden and lead arrows, and a sickle of death, all of which could only be found in myths, were lined up with a lot of abilities and weapons.
“young master?”
“Why are you like that?”
He barely managed to get his head together at Lane and Rianne’s words and smiled as if he was okay.
Actually, it’s not okay at all.
[‘I want to cut my husband’s d*ck’ said that the reaction was fun and donated 5 coins.]
Yes, you can buy a few powers because you donate like that… .
[Astrafe-1,000,000,000 coins]
“… .”
In an instant, his overheated head cooled down.
what? 1 billion coins?
The total number of coins in my hands right now is about 24 coins. In order to borrow the power of Zeus, you need to collect 1 billion coins… . To be honest, even if I don’t see the promise, I don’t see it too much.
Seeing that I had to collect hundreds of millions of coins with other powers as well, I couldn’t calm down and became cold.
That’s right, it’s nothing else, it’s the power of God. It’s strange to be able to live simply.
Swallowing water, I flipped through the pages and looked around at cheap-looking skills and weapons, and I saw things and skills that I could buy.
[Spirit of Jupiter – 10,000 Coins]
[Triton’s Conch (single use) – 7,400 Coins]
[Nether Food (Emetic) – 5,500 Coins]
[Hestia’s Exclusive Furnace – 2,200 Coins]
Honestly, these are very expensive compared to the coins I have now, but the condition of the things I can buy with these coins… .
[The Laurel Leaf Dropped by Apollo – 100 Coins]
[A laurel leaf dropped by Apollo]
[I get a warm feeling by soaking up a lot of warm sunlight.]
there is only this
[‘The most handsome, competent, and warm-hearted handsome man in the world’ goes crazy because the bay leaves he shed are too cheap.]
[‘I didn’t want to remain a virgin’ shot an arrow at her brother’s head to calm him down.]
Anyway, even if the gods suddenly fight again, the use of this coin shop is endless.
If the only way to collect points is to give them to me from the gods, it will be very difficult to grow, but I can still buy many things.
Even if it is impossible to buy direct powers like Astrafe, there will be no problems with buying one-time powers and various items.
maybe.
[‘Man Don’t Sleep’ urges you to check the mission.]
“mission?”
Come to think of it, there was another system on top of the coin system.
I forgot about the coin system because it was so shocking, but I need to check this mission as well.
[Mission system]
[Constellations set missions through coins.]
[When the mission is successful: Acquisition of coins in the mission]
[If the mission fails: Delete the coins caught in the mission]
It was literally a quest set by a divine seat.
The reward is certain, and there is no penalty returned to me in case of failure.
This is good enough.
[There are 2 newly added missions!]
Oh, I still have a mission, so let’s take a look at what it is… .
[Rain and Minel doing 3P together!]
[Spear and sweet honeymoon life♥]
yep, let’s give up