I Don’t Want to Be Turned Into the Female Protagonist by the System

When Su Qi and her wife Zijin arrived at the male dormitory floor while chatting and laughing, Su Qi subconsciously raised her head and was stunned.

She saw that almost every window of the male dormitory was open, with heads poking out one after another. One window even had four heads sticking out, making the scene extremely bizarre.

Seeing so many people leaning against the windows and looking at her, Su Qi felt that this scene was particularly familiar.

Because in her freshman year, she was also pulled by Wu Wei to look at the beauties downstairs together.

However, Su Qi had never thought that one day, she would become the target of attention for the boys.

This experience was really a bit scary.

Fortunately, it was still class time, so there weren’t particularly many people. If it were in the evening, it could truly be considered a “sea of people.”

Looking at her wife Zijin beside her, who had a calm and unperturbed appearance, Su Qi, who had originally felt like retreating, finally resolutely entered the male dormitory building.

The gatekeeper was still the familiar dormitory manager. Because the logistics department had contacted him earlier, he had been waiting at the entrance of the male dormitory.

Seeing Su Qi and Wang Zijin, two girls, coming in, the dormitory manager said to them, “So you’re the one called Su Qi!”

Although the dormitory manager’s way of asking was a bit strange, it wasn’t the first or second day that the dormitory manager was weird.

“Yes, I’m Su Qi.”

After saying that, Su Qi handed over the note written by the teacher from the logistics department just now.

Seeing the note and confirming that there was no mistake, the dormitory manager put his hands behind his back and said, “Then you two follow me.”

Looking at the tottering dormitory manager in front of her, Su Qi never thought that one day, when returning to her own dormitory, she would still need someone to lead the way.

However, it had to be said that the dormitory manager still had a lot of deterrence. With him there, many male students who came out to watch didn’t dare to approach and strike up a conversation.

Su Qi, looking at the eyes of the boys staring at the two of them, felt that they were like a pack of wolves in the animal world, emitting a faint green light.

Although she had leggings as protection, Su Qi still subconsciously covered the bottom of her skirt when going up the stairs.

This little action made the boys find it extremely cute.

Fortunately, the quality of students at Su University was indeed high, and no one took the opportunity to look up at Su Qi when she was going up the stairs.

Walking all the way to the fifth floor, Su Qi felt the gaze of the wolf pack the entire time, feeling for the first time that the distance to the fifth floor was so far.

Before even entering the dormitory, she saw that Wu Wei and Wang Dongxu were already waiting for her at the door.

This scene was very similar to the one when they first started school in their freshman year.

The two of them, just like today, were waiting early at the door, looking around.

Seeing Su Qi and Zijin approaching, Wang Dongxu spoke first, “Brother Qi, you’re back.”

Su Qi nodded, and then saw Wu Wei scratching his head and asking a bit embarrassedly, “So this time you’re back, are you still staying?”

As soon as he asked this question, he received looks from the surrounding people as if he were an idiot.

After all, this question was asked with very little tact. Now almost the entire school knew that Su Qi was a girl, so how could she still live in the male dormitory?

As a former roommate, Su Qi knew that when facing girls, Wu Wei would get nervous to the point of not being able to express himself clearly.

She felt that what Wu Wei wanted to express was probably: “Will you stay in the dorm for a while before leaving later?”

After thinking about it, Su Qi said, “I probably won’t stay later. I still need to go to the female dormitory to check in.”

Hearing this, Wu Wei’s eyes lit up. Maybe he could ask Su Qi to introduce him to a girlfriend.

He asked, “Brother Qi, who are your roommates? Are they pretty?”

Hearing this, Wang Zijin pulled Su Qi into her arms and said to Wu Wei, “It’s our dorm. Didn’t I tell you guys in English class last time? You guys are really something. You haven’t even packed your luggage.”

Wu Wei, seeing his former roommate Qi being held in the arms of his goddess and about to enter his goddess’s dormitory, was so envious that he forgot to answer his goddess’s words.

Seeing that the few of them hadn’t moved for a long time, the dormitory manager spoke up at this time, “You guys go in and pack up. Be quick.”

Only then did the four of them enter the dormitory.

After entering the dormitory, Su Qi felt a strong sense of incongruity. Why?

Because not only was the floor mopped today, but there was also a faint scent of perfume permeating the dormitory.

This scent should be from the bottle that Wang Dongxu’s girlfriend bought for him, which he usually didn’t dare to use on weekdays. She didn’t expect that he would spray some today to welcome her. Su Qi felt a bit touched.

Wang Zijin, on the other hand, was looking at Su Qi’s dormitory with interest. She was very curious about how her master had managed to live in the male dormitory for a year without being discovered.

The beds in Su University were all upper beds and lower desks, four people per room, no more, no less.

Seeing Su Qi walk to her bed, Wang Zijin also slowly approached, wanting to see what her husband had left behind.

She saw Su Qi pull out a suitcase from the corner. Wang Zijin had never seen the brand on the suitcase before. However, judging from the fabric and style, it shouldn’t be a good brand.

Then Su Qi opened the wardrobe.

Su Qi had very few clothes, not even ten pieces including the coats.

Wang Zijin also noticed that Su Qi put two slightly larger boxer briefs into the storage box.

At this moment, Wang Zijin felt that her husband was really too miserable, having to wear such ugly boxer briefs.

She also noticed that there were no bras in Su Qi’s dormitory.

Wang Zijin couldn’t help but think of Su Qi wrapping stockings around her chest when pretending to be a boy.

Didn’t that mean she had been binding her chest and surviving in the dormitory the whole time?

Looking at Su Qi’s already quite voluptuous body curves, Wang Zijin felt a pang of heartache, feeling that her master had sacrificed too much to make games.

Su Qi had no idea that her wife Zijin’s thoughts had gone off track again. At this moment, she was planning to take the object on the very top.

It was a small compartment on the clothes rack, inside which was an insensitive digital tablet. Su Qi thought that since she was leaving, she should take it with her, as it had accompanied her for a long time.

However, just as she was about to take it, she found that she couldn’t reach it now.

Fortunately, it wasn’t too high, so she thought of jumping to get it, but each time she could only touch a little bit of it.

Wang Zijin, seeing her husband hopping up and down like a little bunny, found it a bit amusing. Couldn’t she just ask someone else to help? On the side, Wang Dongxu and Wu Wei, looking at their former roommate Brother Qi, who was now dressed as a girl, couldn’t help but think of a title on Bilibili: “My roommate can’t possibly be this cute.”

Su Qi, after jumping five times, finally grabbed the digital tablet, but she exerted too much force and also brought out the things behind the digital tablet.

It fell to the ground with a “duang” sound.

Su Qi was a bit puzzled. Weren’t the things on the top all junk and the like? How could there still be something? What was it?

Hearing the sound in the room, the dormitory manager also pushed open the door.

After all, these two girls were really too good-looking, so he had to be extra attentive.

As the door was opened, not only the dormitory manager, but also many onlookers from the neighboring dormitories looked into the room one after another.

At this time, after putting away the digital tablet, Su Qi also saw the object on the ground.

It was a box, with a two-dimensional female character depicted on it. Beside it was a cup-shaped fleshy object that looked very bouncy, followed by an internal expansion diagram.

Seeing this, Su Qi felt like her brain had crashed.

Because this thing, this, this, wasn’t this the one from that *ahem* toy manufacturer that she had collaborated with when selling games back then?

She had bought it at the time just to check the quality. If it wasn’t good, she definitely wouldn’t recommend it in the game.

But the problem was, how did it end up here?

She remembered that back then, she had probably, most likely, seemingly… no, she hadn’t thrown it away.

Su Qi suddenly remembered that Han Yixing had come back that day, so she wasn’t comfortable throwing it away and had been keeping it here.

Looking at the *ahem* toy lying quietly on the ground, Su Qi didn’t know how to explain it for a moment.

The dormitory manager, seeing that the fallen object hadn’t been picked up for a long time, was a bit puzzled. The packaging looked quite new!

He slowly walked to the middle of the dormitory, picked up the fallen *ahem* toy, then squinted his eyes and read out the words on the packaging:

“Realistic H*art, *ahem* t*y…”

At this moment, Su Qi felt that this planet was no longer suitable for her.

But she didn’t know that this wasn’t the most embarrassing part.

The dormitory manager, who had finished reading the words on the packaging, walked over to her and handed her the object in his hand, asking,

“Little girl, what is this?”

Faced with the dormitory manager’s thirst for knowledge, the gazes of Wang Zijin, Wu Wei, Wang Dongxu, and countless onlookers who had gathered around all looked at Su Qi.

Feeling the puzzled gazes of everyone and the old man handing her this object, Su Qi opened the storage box, lay down in it, and then closed the lid.

Farewell, this world.