I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

He felt that he might be really crazy, and he would rape Pilanpo Bodhisattva.

This f*cking existence looks older than Jin Shenggong, yet he can speak.

In fact, Pilanpo Bodhisattva can make his Dharma look younger, but the main reason is that his sons have 28 constellations, so it is not good to be too ostentatious, so he can make his Dharma look a little old.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch had alarm bells ringing in his heart.

This is his natural enemy, and he actually communicated with Pilanpo Bodhisattva for a long time.

I have to say, what a fate.

Now it seems that it is not that he is looking for trouble with Pilanpo Bodhisattva, but that Pilanpo Bodhisattva burns high incense if he does not trouble him.

But the biggest problem now seems to be Monkey King.

"I don't know if the Bodhisattva can give us an explanation, why did he get together with this goblin?"

Sun Wukong asked with a smile,

Tang Sanzang also looked at Pilanpo Bodhisattva with dissatisfaction.

Mess around and waste his feelings.

If he knew this was the case, he might as well set off early and go to the next realm. Maybe there is still a young lady waiting for him. Unexpectedly, he has fallen into the way of Buddhism again.

"Humph!"

Pilanpo Bodhisattva snorted coldly and didn't answer.

At this point, what else can she say?

"Hey, hey, have you guys made a mistake, this is my place!"

Seeing that Tang Sanzang and his party put all their eyes on Pirampo Pusa, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch beside him was not happy.

No matter how you say it, this place is his territory, so it's not good to just ignore him like this.

Although he is more afraid of Pilanpo Bodhisattva, it doesn't mean he has no temper.

"Where it's cool, go there!"

Sun Wukong gave the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord a sideways look, and didn't plan to take care of this guy for the time being.

Compared with Pilanpo Bodhisattva, the value of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord is too low.

"you……

Sun Wukong's eyes gave the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord a sense of horror, as if if he didn't listen, great horror would happen.

But the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord became angry in an instant.

Pilanpo Bodhisattva is his nemesis. If she speaks, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord will consider it again, but why does Sun Wukong dare to talk to him like that.

"Aren't you just a monkey making troubles in the heavenly palace? I want to learn something today!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon King was furious, and directly raised his sword and slashed at Monkey King.

"Boom!"

Sun Wukong didn't even bother to hide, he let the sword of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord slash at himself, making the sound of gold and iron clashing.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's face changed drastically, and he looked at Monkey King in disbelief.

"Have you played enough?"

Sun Wukong looked disdainful.

Even if you give him a chance, there is no way to cause harm. He is too weak and has no interest!

Sun Wukong didn't even have the idea of ​​doing anything, and put his focus on Pilanpo Bodhisattva. If he didn't focus on it, he might use some method to escape.

"You... Damn!"

Seeing this, Monkey King didn't even bother to talk to him, his old face flushed with anger, and he started to undress directly.

Tang Sanzang was stunned by the showmanship of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

What's the point of taking off your clothes?

A big man with beards, no one wants to look at him without taking them off, isn't he afraid of the eyes of needles?

Tang Sanzang turned his head in disdain, his sharp eyes,

"A thousand miles of golden light and yellow fog!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord unbuttoned his shirt and raised his hand. There were a thousand eyes under his flanks, and a golden light shone from his eyes, and a yellow mist sprayed out from his flanks, enveloping Sun Wukong in an instant.

Pilan Po Bodhisattva's eyes lit up, and when the opportunity came, he quickly pulled back.

Tang Sanzang and his party are very evil, it is better to run for their lives quickly.

It's just that Pilanpo Bodhisattva stopped short as soon as he stepped out of the Taoist temple.

Sun Wukong was looking at her with a smile at this time.

Pilanpo Bodhisattva quickly looked back, and saw that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had shown his original form, and a huge centipede was lying on the ground without making a sound.

"This……"

Pilanpo Bodhisattva was dumbfounded,

Although I know that the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord is not Monkey King's opponent, I still need to struggle a little longer.

Before she ran out yet, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord died, which made her slip away.

"Sun Wukong, do you want to fight against Buddhism?"

Sun Wukong stood in front of her, definitely not to see her off, more like to kill her.

Pilanpo Bodhisattva is not as powerful as Great Snob Bodhisattva, and Sun Wukong's words to deal with her are definitely the same as playing games.

So she hoped that raising the banner of Buddhism would make Sun Wukong feel more scruples.

"Bodhisattva, your reaction is a bit slow, haven't you realized the problem yet?"

Sun Wukong is also a little speechless about Pilanpo Bodhisattva. This IQ is a bit worrying. He hasn't realized that he has been calculated until now, so there is no one else.

No wonder the Tathagata Buddha didn't let her stay in the Daleiyin Temple at the beginning. She didn't even know that her IQ was sold out.

Pilanpo Bodhisattva's face changed, and finally understood something, his face changed wildly.

"Journey to the West variable is you?!"

Pilan Po Bodhisattva smiled wryly, she would rather she didn't understand, this time it was over.

It's not that she's really stupid, it's just that she has been thinking about how to get away just now, and didn't think about it, so she didn't react.

Now that there is no hope of escape, there are many things to think about, and soon realize the identity of Monkey King.

Moreover, it seems that the great snobbish Bodhisattva also has some problems.

The great snobbish Bodhisattva who was supposed to respond to her has not shown up until now, which shows that there is a problem.

She was betrayed, and she is still a member of Buddhism.

The Tathagata Buddha is simply a tiankeng. It is not good to send someone, but to send an undercover agent. Is this trying to kill her.

"How many deaths are not too ignorant!"

Sun Wukong nodded,

It's okay, IQ is still online, so it's not like I didn't respond to the reminder,

Bodhisattva Lanpo smiled bitterly. Although she knew that she was not Monkey King's opponent, she still wanted to fight, and she didn't want to just sit and wait for death.

"kill!"

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===Chapter 268 I just don’t know if I can eat it===

"Why bother!"

Looking at Pilanpo Bodhisattva who was beaten back to its original form, Monkey King shook his head helplessly.

If struggling is useful, he still struggles to figure out what Buddhism is doing,

Pilanpo Bodhisattva finally gave his life to win each other, but it didn't change the situation, and it didn't even hurt Monkey King. It was far behind the ancient Buddha who burned the lamp.

"Such a big chicken?"

Seeing that the battle was over, Tang Sanzang came over and was inexplicably shocked when he saw the original shape of Pilanpo Bodhisattva.

But the following sentence made Monkey King dumbfounded.

"I just don't know if I can eat it. It is said that the soup made by the old hen is delicious!"

Tang Sanzang said drooling.

"Uh……"

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzang in a daze.

You are a genius!

When Pilanpo Bodhisattva was alive before, he thought of putting her to sleep, but now he thinks of stewing her again.

I have to say, awesome!

"Yes, yes, if you are not afraid of being killed by the Tathagata Buddha afterwards, just try!"

Sun Wukong said with a teasing face.

"Ugh……"

Tang Sanzang was speechless.

Do you even need to think about it? Of course I’m afraid!

Although the Tathagata Buddha would not kill him, how could he torture him to death.

Looking at this huge hen, Tang Sanzang looked regretful.

What a delicacy, what a pity to miss it just like that!

"Then... is that centipede edible?"

Since chickens cannot be touched, Tang Sanzang turned his attention to the original form of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, the giant centipede!

It can't be that this product also has a backstage.

Last time, almost all the edible bugs were rounded by Zhu Bajie. He didn’t eat enough. This time, the centipede must not be rounded by Zhu Bajie.

"Can!"

Monkey King nodded and said: "But before you eat, I have to go to the Great Snob Bodhisattva first!"

"???"

Tang Sanzang had a question mark on his face,

He eats centipedes, what does that have to do with the Great Snob Bodhisattva?

"That guy is a connoisseur of poisoning. The ghost knows how much poison he has on his body. If you want to try it yourself, of course you have to ask the Great Snob Bodhisattva to come over just in case."

Sun Wukong explained angrily.

"Uh……"

Tang Sanzang was speechless.

What the hell, one has a backer, and even though he is dead, he is still untouchable.

One is covered in poison, and the ghost knows if it will take his life after tasting it, so forget it.

I have already died once for those bugs before, so there is no need to dedicate my life again.

After all, it's just a meal, so there's no need to risk your life to try it.

"Forget it, let's keep going!"

Tang Sanzang chose to give up with a look of reluctance, and climbed directly on the back of the dragon turtle to continue westward.

Not long after Tang Sanzang and his party left the Huanghua Pavilion, the Great Snobbery Bodhisattva appeared, looked at the original form of Pilanpo Bodhisattva, and shook his head.

After waving his hand to put away the old hen, the Great Snobbery Bodhisattva went to Pansi Cave.

Since it is the vase that Monkey King likes, let's take it back. It has already explained a lot of problems without directly destroying it.