I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Zhuzi King's Palace!

When Master Ziyang came to take back his five-color fairy clothes, he was stunned.

What kind of smell is this? Why are you so angry?

Immortal Ziyang frowned and found the source of this foul smell after he found King Zhu Zi.

The noble king was holding a bowl of unknown liquid, pinching his nose and drinking heavily, and the foul smell came from this unknown liquid.

I wonder what His Majesty the King is doing?"

Master Ziyang frowned and asked.

King Zhu Zi, who was binge drinking piss, was taken aback, and sprayed it out directly, spreading it all over the place, and the smell became even stronger.

King Zhu Zi looked at Master Zi Yang strangely.

Are all immortals like this, they don’t even say hello when they come out!

But I have something to ask.

"Reporting to the Immortal, an Immortal told me before that drinking this bastard urine can cure my illness, that's why so many bastard urine were produced to cure my illness!"

"But this king has already drank a lot, why is there no reaction at all? Please ask the immortal to explain!"

King Zhu Zi asked with a foul mouth.

"Uh……"

Master Ziyang looked at King Zhuzi speechlessly,

This crap urine can cure diseases? What the hell is the folk prescription?

He has practiced for so long, and he has never heard of such a thing!

Are you sure this isn't a crazy insinuation that you're a bastard?

"May I ask His Majesty the King, who gave you this prescription?"

Immortal Ziyang decided not to tell King Zhu Zi the sad news for the time being, but to understand the situation first. As far as he knew, there should be no immortals here except Tang Sanzang and his party.

"It's the immortal from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who told me that I don't have a few good days left. If I want to continue to live, I need this bastard to kill me!"

King Zhu Zi's face was pale, he felt that something was wrong.

Could it be that he was cheated?

The immortals of Dongtu Great Tang? That should be Tang Sanzang and his party.

Since it was their suggestion, there should be no problem, and it was right, King Zhu Zi's body would not be able to carry it for a few more days if it dragged on.

But this crap...

"He couldn't be talking about Wang Bajing's urine!"

Immortal Ziyang thought of Ao Li, and his heart moved, that guy really looked like a bastard, so he hurriedly asked.

King Zhu Zi nodded repeatedly.

They are all bastards, the difference is not big.

Although Wang Bajing is a bit awesome, but he wins in quantity, there should be no difference.

The corners of Master Ziyang's mouth twitched.

Damn, there's a big difference here.

But this ordinary bastard urine, you just pour tons of it, it's useless as fart, it will only make yourself angry.

Master Ziyang told King Zhu Zi the truth about the euphemism.

Seeing the bowl of fresh bastard urine in his hand, King Zhu Zi was dumbfounded.

What did he do?

"vomit!"

The pungent smell really made King Zhuzi unable to bear it, and he vomited violently.

Immortal Ziyang couldn't stand the smell, so he waved his hand to remove the filth.

"Ugh~ I don't know what the immortals are here for?"

King Zhu Zi has been retching, and he has nothing to vomit.

"I came here last time for the empress of the Golden Holy Palace. I lent her the five-color fairy clothes to protect her chastity. Now I need to take them back. It seems that she is not here anymore!"

Immortal Ziyang shook his head, and was going to look for Empress Jinshenggong.

He still has to take back the precious clothes, otherwise the empress of Jinsheng Palace will never be allowed to enter in this lifetime.

"Please help the fairy!"

Seeing that Master Ziyang was about to leave, King Zhuzi begged bitterly.

This time must be grasped, can't miss it again,

"Some things, if missed, are no longer there!

Master Ziyang shook his head and disappeared immediately.

Although King Zhuzi's illness was a piece of cake for him, it was caused by Buddhism, so he had better not mess with it, and return to the mountain to cultivate after taking back the five-colored treasure clothes.

King Zhu Zi is now a regret,

When Sun Wukong came to see him, he brought Dawangba here.

But just because he felt that Sun Wukong was mocking him, he was driven away.

Now it's up to fate!

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===Chapter 256 Remember to put your own safety first===

When Immortal Ziyang found Empress Jinshenggong, he was completely stunned.

what happened?

How could Tang Sanzang ride with Jin Shenggong Empress?

Although the Lamborghini is quite big, and there is not a small distance between Tang Sanzang and the Empress of Jinsheng Palace, but this is a shared ride.

In particular, the direction of progress completely deviates from Zhu Ziguo, obviously not to send the Empress of Jinsheng Palace back to Zhuzi King's Palace.

This is interesting. Could it be that Tang Sanzang is planning to take the Empress of Jinsheng Palace to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?

Moreover, Master Ziyang could also see that Jin Shenggong Empress had an intercourse recently, and now that she is so close to Tang Sanzang, it is obvious that Tang Sanzang has something to do with her.

Immortal Ziyang is very curious now, although his five-color fairy clothes are not top-level magic weapons, they are not something a mortal monk like Tang Sanzang can bear.

How on earth did Tang Sanzang get together with Empress Jinshenggong?

"Ziyang Master, since you are here, why don't you show up?"

Sun Wukong saw that Master Ziyang had been hiding in the dark in a daze, so he quickly reminded him.

If it doesn't come out again, they will go far.

"Pindao came here to get my colorful clothes!"

Immortal Ziyang quickly showed up and explained his purpose.

As for the romance between Tang Sanzang and Jin Shenggong Empress, it has nothing to do with him.

"Thank you fairy for saving me!"

Empress Jin Shenggong recognized Master Ziyang, and said gratefully.

It can be said that if Ziyang Zhenren didn't have the five-color fairy clothes, her reputation would have been ruined by Jin Maoxuan long ago, although in the end she was ruined by Tang Sanzang, a fat man.

But Empress Jinshenggong is still grateful to Master Ziyang.

Being humiliated by Tang Sanzang is better than being humiliated by golden pores.

At least Tang Sanzang is an individual, but Golden Retriever is a complete disaster. Every time he suffers from her, he will go to the palace to punish those maids, and none of them will end well.

"It doesn't have to be like this, this is what Pindao should do!"

Immortal Ziyang waved his hand, took back the five-color treasure garment worn by the Empress of Jinsheng Palace, and said indifferently.

Tang Sanzang was also relieved when he saw that the piercing treasure clothes on the empress of Jinsheng Palace were taken away. Now he is safe, and the happy days in the future are coming.

"The matter here is over, and the poor Taoist will go back to the mountain to cultivate!"

Immortal Ziyang greeted Tang Sanzang and his party, and left directly.

Tathagata Buddha's face was very dark at this time.

Such a good situation, after all, was nothing, even the Golden Retriever got involved.

He found that he was simply poisonous, and every time he tried to promote someone, he would suffer.

Lingya Fairy is like this, and so is Jin Guangxian.

If this continues, Qiu Shouxian will not dare to be promoted, for fear that he will follow in the footsteps of the first two.

Manjusri Bodhisattva kept suppressing a smile.

That's it?

Still compare with him!

Although he didn't complete the catastrophe of Xi Shi Ya, but his life was saved.

Look at the golden retriever again.

Manjusri admitted that he did not deal with the catastrophe as decisively as the golden retriever.

But what is the result?

It's not that they put themselves in it, Zhu Ziguo's catastrophe still hasn't been completed.

The actual results show that as long as you don't mix it blindly, nothing will happen!

Tathagata Buddha's face was slapped, and the mount could only be a mount after all, and would never be on the stage.

No, I have to hold back and not laugh.

Otherwise, the Tathagata Buddha will wear small shoes.

The Tathagata Buddha cast a faint glance at Manjusri Bodhisattva, knowing what this guy was thinking without thinking about it, if it wasn't for the fact that it wasn't suitable for infighting now, he might as well have been killed.

But it's still possible to piss him off.

"Manjusri Bodhisattva, the Empress of the Golden Sacred Palace hinders Tang Sanzang from learning scriptures from the west, you should deal with it!"

Tathagata Buddha ordered in a calm voice.

"Uh……"

Manjusri Bodhisattva was stunned.

What's the matter, this Tathagata Buddha is simply not a human being, and he was actually allowed to pass at this time, maybe he is not going to die.

"Buddha, I remembered that there are still some things that need to be explained to the green-haired lion monster, let's go first!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva directly used the excuse of the great snobbery Bodhisattva before, after fooling the Tathagata Buddha, he quickly rubbed the soles of his feet with oil.

If you don't leave, you will really die.

Tathagata Buddha didn't care either, he was just disgusting Manjushri Bodhisattva.

"Buddha, the Empress of Jinsheng Palace really needs to deal with it!

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva said calmly.

"Why don't I know? But who dares to go now?"

The Tathagata Buddha shook his head, feeling a little helpless.

The appearance of Jin Shenggong Empress in the Journey to the West team will only increase the number of variables, but there is nothing he can do about it.

Now that Buddhism knows that it needs to be dealt with, so does the Journey to the West variable. Maybe what is waiting for Buddhism?

No one would be willing to risk their own life for a mortal.

"Forget it, let's do this first, maybe there will be unexpected gains!"