I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

"Uh……"

The old monk was stunned.

Yes, there is also a Huanxi Buddha.

Could it be that they have gone astray, that people like Tang Sanzang are true Buddhist believers?

Otherwise, why would Dongtu Datang let this fat meat learn from the scriptures!

However, Tang Sanzang said just now that he was going to the north?

Why did Tang Sanzang go to Beitian?

"Fatty, you don't want to go to heaven?"

The old monk asked in surprise.

"Old guy, can you talk? Am I fat? I'm plump!"

"Go to the West Paradise? Believe it or not, my disciple came here and sent you to the West Paradise. I followed the Tathagata Buddha's decree to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. Go to your sister's West Paradise!"

Tang Sanzang's brows twitched, and he immediately sneezed.

"Uh……"

The old monk looked embarrassed, but he still heard the important content.

According to the Buddha's decree of the Tathagata Buddha, worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures!

This really represents the face of Buddhism.

Especially Tang Sanzang still lingered in the brothel, and the Buddhas did not object, which made the old monk very jealous.

The old monk was sour.

He has been a monk all his life, and he has never seen a real Buddha except for those useless stone statues.

But Tang Sanzang not only saw the real Buddha, but also learned scriptures according to the Buddha's order.

The clear rules and precepts they regard as the golden rule are bullshit in Tang Sanzang's eyes.

Still visiting brothels!

Just thinking about it makes the old monk jealous.

No comparison, no harm!

It seems that they have really narrowed the road. They should be like Tang Sanzang and be proficient in eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, which is the right way.

"Holy Monk, can you fly with us?"

The old monk looked at Tang Sanzang expectantly.

"what?"

Tang Sanzang was stunned.

What the hell is this!

Just now, she was pointing and cursing at him, but in a blink of an eye she came to beg him.

It's too fickle!

However, he wants to fly, but this is a dungeon, why fly?

Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and pointed to the surrounding environment, and said angrily:

"If you can go out, I will take you flying immediately!"

"Uh……"

The old monk realized this time, they are still in prison.

Want to go out, temporarily out of play.

But the old monk quickly thought of one thing.

In the past few nights, when they were sleeping and dreaming, an old god told them that there was a great Tang monk who learned scriptures and could rescue them.

But the Great Tang Sage came, but the end was no different from them.

Everyone has lost each other, how can we help?

……

……

In the inn!

"Master, don't you care about Tang Sanzang?"

Zhu Bajie asked suspiciously.

"Don't worry about it, you won't die in Jinguang Temple anyway!"

Sun Wukong said indifferently.

Originally, Sun Wukong planned to do other things, but Fomen sent the yellow-toothed old elephant over by himself, which saved him a lot of worry.

Such a big movement in Ji Saiguo will definitely attract the attention of Nine-Headed Worm.

After figuring out what happened, I believe he should know how to choose.

But Tang Sanzang could treat him a little better.

It helped him a lot this time, and Zhu Bajie will arrange it for him when the time comes.

I just don't know if the Taishang Laojun can refine the medicine for tigers and wolves. I have to make up for Tang Sanzang, so don't really let it go to waste.

As for what if Tang Sanzang drifted away again in the future? It would be absolutely honest to give him another severe beating.

Mmm, must give some sweetness!

"Old pig, keep an eye on the Jinguang Temple. If the monster doesn't appear, you can fish him out. I'll go up there!"

Sun Wukong exhorted.

"Okay, this matter is on me!"

Zhu Bajie nodded in agreement, although he didn't know what Monkey King wanted to do.

……

……

Rocky Mountain Bibotan!

Nine-Headed Insect panicked now.

The sudden cheers of Ji Sai Guodu immediately caught his attention, and he went to investigate the situation immediately.

Then he saw a scene in the capital that made his heart palpitate.

An old elephant with yellow tusks was put into a huge coffin with the lid opened.

The Nine-Headed Insect is a prehistoric alien species with extensive knowledge.

He recognized it immediately, the yellow-toothed old elephant was the mount of the Buddhist Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, and also the Spirit Tooth Immortal, one of the Seven Immortals accompanying the Lord of Tongtian.

If he encounters it, he will definitely have to go around it.

But it was such a character who was killed in Jisai Kingdom, and after his death, he could not rest in peace for people to visit.

But what disturbed Nine-Headed Insect the most was that there was a huge empty coffin next to the coffin of the yellow-toothed old elephant, which seemed to be waiting for someone to live in it.

The Nine-Headed Insect looked at that size, why did it feel that it was about the same size as his real body?

Could it be that the occupant of this coffin is him?

Fuck, didn't you just steal a useless Buddha treasure, as for playing with such a big one?

Seeing the Buddhist treasure relic being warmed by the Nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum grass, Nine-Headed Insect was speechless.

It's really useless except for looking good.

Otherwise, go back.

It should come by now!

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===Chapter 224 What kind of bullshit Buddha treasure, it's not his anyway===

"Old guy, you mean, a fairy told you that I can save you?"

Tang Sanzang confirmed again.

The old monk in front of him just now told him that during this period of time, people often came to their dreams and told them that the holy monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty could save them.

But now the Great Tang Sages are here, but they are locked up just like them.

That's it? Save a hammer!

It's good that he can keep himself.

But the holy monk said just now that he still has apprentices and masters outside, which means there is still a glimmer of hope.

He must be comfortable from now on, maybe he can go out with Tang Sanzang to see the sun, it is best to let Tang Sanzang take them to see it, and there will be no regrets in this life.

As for Buddha?

what is that?

I don't know, find a ghost!

This king is also wrong.

The Buddhist treasures were lost, and they, the monks of Jinguang Temple, were more anxious than anyone else, but the king who beeped the dog unexpectedly put them in jail without saying a word, and directly inspected them.

If you value Buddha treasures, send troops to guard them!

What the hell, it's not human to come to trouble us if we lose it.

And the review is over, let us out anyway, just keep it locked up like this, it's disgusting!

Since the king's thigh can't be hugged, let's hug Tang Sanzang, this is the master who has seen the immortal Buddha.

Besides, Tang Sanzang's sudden appearance in the prison cell was already weird enough, maybe it could be saved.

So, the old monk told Tang Sanzang everything he knew.

"Not only did I dream about it, these disciples all dreamed about the same scene!"

In order to increase the credibility, the old monk also brought over other disciples from Jinguang Temple.

After receiving nods from other monks, Tang Sanzang fell into deep thought.

And what is the arrangement of Buddhism!

What the hell are these bastards trying to do?

Old-fashioned script, let a god tell these monks that he can save them.

Can't we change the script?

Buddhism is not tired, but he doesn't even have the desire to watch.

But Fomen didn't expect that he would not cooperate at all, and had no intention of following the script at all.

Then let Jianglong Luohan force him to come and cooperate.

Ah!Do you think this will make him surrender?

dream!

What kind of bullshit Buddha treasure, anyway, it's not his, so I don't feel bad if I lose it.

Besides, it's just a luminous relic, there's a fart for it, so don't worry about it.

"Holy monk, will your apprentice master really come to save you?"

The old monk looked at Tang Sanzang expectantly.

This is the hope of all eunuchs.

"Will do!"

Tang Sanzang looked determined, but he was a little uncertain in his heart.