I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

It's useless to ask for his wind-fixing beads!

I really don't know what the idiots in the Buddhist sect are doing, but they actually thought of using his wind-fixing beads to deal with fire?

It's just fart, it's not funny.

But since Vairocana Buddha himself almost received a box lunch, then this matter has nothing to do with him.

It's not that he doesn't cooperate.

Of course, no one would blame him, the Buddhism itself is already messed up.

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West Heaven!

Great Thunder Temple!

The Tathagata Buddha exploded directly.

This time the unlucky ones were not others, but his direct descendants.

I thought I could get credit for nothing!

But what the hell is now a new member of the merit gold pool, gloriously becoming a fish, soaking in the pool.

The most important thing is that it is still unclear what happened in the end.

Buddha Vairocana changed the script without authorization, but Tathagata Buddha had no disagreement.

At that time, Tang Sanzang obviously didn't trust Buddhism, and he still followed the established script, so he really lost his mind.

Therefore, Vairocana Buddha can adapt to changes, which makes Tathagata Buddha not too satisfied.

But the final result was not what the Tathagata Buddha wanted.

Not to mention that the catastrophe was not completed, but Vairocana Buddha was almost included.

Plus the ripe Tang Sanzang.

Blood loss!

But fortunately, the true spirit of Vairocana Buddha is still there, and it will be enough to repair the dharma body at a small price.

What happened, why did Zhiyin Bao fan out Liuding Shenhuo?

"Buddha, what should we do now?"

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva was also shocked.

A bit ruthless, almost killed Vairocana Buddha.

And the most important thing is that this time, he slapped the Tathagata Buddha severely to wake him up, and it is no longer his decision to learn scriptures.

Especially this time, with the help of Yuanshi Tianzun, the Tathagata Buddha felt that the disaster of learning scriptures was already within his grasp.

It should be clear now that even with the addition of Yuanshi Tianzun, his ending has not changed, what should be done or what should be done.

"Uh……"

Tathagata Buddha was speechless.

What to do? He also wants to know what to do!

Unfortunately, he doesn't know.

Now we can only know the complete story when Vairocana Buddha comes out of the pool.

Moreover, Buddha Tathagata still has a headache now, which is how to explain to Buddha Vairocana.

He accepted the job this time because he believed in him, but he never thought that he would almost risk his life in it.

But what can be concluded now is that there must be something wrong with that precious fan.

If it can fan out Liuding Shenhuo, it should be Zhiyangbao Fan, it should be the plantain fan of Taishang Laojun. Could it be that this matter was written by Taishang Laojun?

What about the Zhiyin Treasure Fan? Where is it now?

The Tathagata Buddha did not answer Guanyin Bodhisattva's inquiry immediately, but began to deduce the whereabouts of the Yinbao Fan.

The secrets of the sky were clear, and nothing was deduced, just like the Jinlan cassock and Dingfengzhu.

Another variable in Journey to the West! ?

The Tathagata Buddha's eyes sank.

"Buddha, what should we do?"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva asked again.

"How is Tang Sanzang?"

Tathagata Buddha did not answer, but asked in a deep voice.

"Back to the Buddha, Tang Sanzang seems to be familiar, and Sun Wukong and others are discussing how to invite the monster behind to eat Tang Monk's meat!"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva explained strangely.

"Uh……"

Tathagata Buddha was speechless.

But I have to say that Sun Wukong's proposal is very tempting, and he doesn't want to toss about it anymore. Now he is completely led by the nose.

If the demons and goblins in the back are fed enough, the loss of Buddhism may be less, and it is estimated that only a few Nine-Turn Resurrection Golden Pills can be dispatched.

And you might not even need a few of them.

After eating Tang's monk meat, they will realize that the so-called immortality is just a lie.

At that time, maybe there will be no monsters thinking about Tang Sanzang.

At that time, the scriptures will be handed over to Tang Sanzang, and the journey of Buddhism to the East will be over.

It's just that how to do it is not in the interest of everyone in Buddhism.

If he really did this, Buddhism would definitely be in chaos.

People like Randeng Ancient Buddha joined Buddhism because of that chance.

Those people will definitely fight him desperately.

So nine nine 81 is difficult, one must not be missing, so as to maximize the benefits.

This is the reason why Randeng Gufo and others still chose to hold back after they were cheated.

"Oh, great snobbish lord, go to the Flame Mountain and bring Tang Sanzang back to life!"

The Tathagata Buddha said helplessly.

"But... what about the Flame Mountain?"

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva asked worriedly.

The Tathagata Buddha's eyes sank.

Yes, what about Huoyanshan?

Without the Zhiyin Treasure Fan, there is no way to take the Flame Mountain, even if it changes the world.

Taishang Laojun's Liuding Shenhuo is not a vegetarian, maybe it will make more flaming mountains.

"Detour! The catastrophe of the Flame Mountain is abandoned!"

Tathagata Buddha gritted his teeth and said.

With this detour, Tang Sanzang and his party did not know that it would take the year of the monkey to complete the study.

The Tathagata Buddha even felt that this would not be the first time they chose to give up. After the beginning, they couldn't stop later.

"Follow the Buddha's order!"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva had a hard-to-understand expression, and bowed back directly.

"Ugh!"

Tathagata Buddha looked at the Buddhas on Lingshan and sighed again.

Since that big move, the atmosphere of Buddhism has changed a bit, there is no more flattery, and there is also no scene of lively discussions about countermeasures.

Just now, he even felt a hint of mockery.

But he can't be the only one to blame for this matter.

Tota King Li Jing!

He doesn't even want to take this matter out.

He was the one who borrowed the Zhiyin Treasure Fan, so he can't get away with the current situation!

Maybe, this is really done by the people behind Li Jing, the King of Tota, and the variables in Journey to the West are just going with the flow!

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Heaven!

Li Jing, the king of Tota, was really confused after learning about the situation of the Flame Mountain.

What the hell happened?

Why did it become like this?

Tang Sanzang is dead!

Vairocana was destroyed by the Dharmakaya of that Buddha!

The Liuding Divine Fire in the Huoyan Mountain rioted, and the fire magnified a hundred times, and even the sky was about to be burned.

All these accounts must be settled on his head.

Thinking of these, Li Jing felt pain in his head.

However, Li Jing's face changed when he thought of the strange reaction of the Bull Demon King when he borrowed the banana fan.

Damn, I was tricked by someone!

But who would believe this?

The most disgusting thing was that the Bull Demon King actually advised himself to be careful.

Too bad!

How the hell did he know that he would be deceived by his divine sense, how could this be reasonable!

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===Chapter 216 One Hundred and Eight Methods of Cha Tang Monk Meat===

33 days away, Yuxu Palace!

Yuanshi Tianzun's expression is not very good at the moment.

It is the first time to help the Tathagata Buddha, and it is like this, which is also a shame for him.

However, compared with the heavy loss of Buddhism, Yuanshi Tianzun is a little lucky.

At least the teaching was just tricked, and there were no casualties, right?

This is already good.

But now, Yuanshi Tianzun has to face a situation. He seems to have underestimated the variables of Journey to the West.

The cooperation with Tathagata Buddha is somewhat taken for granted.

"Looks like I have to go find my elder brother!"

Yuanshi Tianzun's expression was unclear, so he decided to look for Lao Tzu.

If it has been in a passive situation, the fate of explaining teachings is probably similar to that of Buddhism today.

This is what Yuanshi Tianzun cannot accept.

After experiencing betrayal, Chanjiao couldn't stand the toss.

I just hope that Lao Tzu can give him a good answer.