I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Fuck, this is really useful!

Although the mental journey was a bit difficult, the final result was good, and Tang Sanzang was in high spirits.

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===Chapter 202 Brothers, hack him to death!===

"Come on, kill me, whoever loves whose grandson!"

"I can't believe it, guys, kill him!"

The bandit leader greeted Tang Sanzang with his men and horses.

It's just a layer of film, don't try to block their knives!

"Boom~boom~boom~"

More than [-] bandits took turns to get it on Tang Sanzang for destructive tests.

The results showed that they really couldn't break the membrane.

Not long after, the thirty or so bandits were all exhausted, and finally even chose to give up.

Tang Sanzang even encouraged them in the end.

"You still have an eighty-year-old mother who needs to be supported, and you still have a three-year-old baby who needs milk. Come on, kill me and you can go home!"

The bandits collapsed.

The guy in their hands is really a display!

Is this fat monk out of his mind?

Can't you hear that those words before were fooling him?

It's so hard to believe it, it's so simple!

It's not that they didn't want to take the opportunity to escape, no, there are five guys standing there motionless.

I don't know what happened, they just stepped out when they were frozen.

"Grandpa, we are scared, you will be our grandfather from now on, let us go!"

"Uh……"

Tang Sanzang looked at the bandits kneeling on the ground, a little speechless.

He came here to find a sense of accomplishment, not to take in grandchildren, especially some of them, who looked older than him, and they were embarrassed to call, but he was too embarrassed to respond.

"Master, these people are too annoying, tell them to shut up!"

The helpless Tang Sanzang had to ask Sun Wukong for help.

Noisy, affecting his train of thought, he didn't know how to speak.

So, keep your mouth shut!

Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders, and directly used a body-fixing technique, which fixed all the bandits, except for the eyeballs, and then gave Tang Sanzang a random action, so don't care about it.

"You said you gangsters couldn't even hack me to death with a knife, what else can you do?"

Satisfied, Tang Sanzang began to preach.

The bandit leader rolled his eyes.

If you didn't have a layer of gold film, you would have been chopped into minced meat a long time ago!

If you have the ability, remove the gold film and take our knife?

If you don't die like that, we will willingly recognize you as your grandfather!

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West Heaven!

Great Leiyin Temple!

"Then Monkey King was demoted by Tang Sanzang?"

Tathagata Buddha asked concerned.

"Going back to the Buddha, never demoted, Tang Sanzang is giving political lessons to those bandits with the help of Monkey King!"

The Great Snobby Bodhisattva said calmly,

It's no use degrading the ape again, not to mention the current Tang Sanzang's trust in Sun Wukong, it is impossible to drive Sun Qingkong away,

Let’s just say that this gang of bandits is just mortals after all,

Even Buddhism has been cheated, don't want it, what role can they play?

Even if Sun Wukong really killed these bandits, Tang Sanzang would not have any different opinions, and he would probably applaud.

"Uh……"

Tathagata Buddha was a little helpless, but he himself didn't have any hope for this catastrophe.

After all, there are too many unstable factors buried.

But fortunately, all this is about to change.

"Forget it, don't care about Tang Sanzang for the time being, let the six-eared macaque get ready to go, and join the scripture learning team at any time!"

With the strength of the six-eared macaque, after joining the Sutra learning team, he can definitely complete his task perfectly.

At that time, how to arrange the catastrophe of Journey to the West is not up to him!

"The bone spirit and the scorpion spirit have been arranged, as well as those suitable monsters. As long as the six-eared macaque succeeds, the progress of the disaster will be accelerated immediately, and the missed disaster will be made up as soon as possible!"

The Tathagata Buddha hurriedly arranged it, as if the success of the six-eared macaque was just around the corner.

But yes, the six-eared macaque, which was transformed by the second sage of the West, is no different from Monkey King in appearance.

Only when the strength reaches their level can the difference be seen.

At that time, as long as the six-eared macaque cooperates well, it is impossible for Tang Sanzang to notice the problem.

"Follow the Buddha's order!"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva accepted the order, but he was very disdainful in his heart.

Yes, according to Tathagata Buddha's vision, it is indeed operable.

But that is based on Sun Wukong's strength, which is about the same as that of the six-eared macaque. At that time, who is true and who is false, they will have the final say.

But not now, Sun Wukong's strength is abnormal, and the great snobbery Bodhisattva even suspects that the six-eared macaque may not be able to catch Monkey King's move.

No, definitely not a move!

The Great Snobby Bodhisattva can confidently say that he can easily suppress the six-eared macaque.

But Sun Wukong, he can't do it!

Therefore, since Tathagata Buddha is looking forward to the performance of the six-eared macaque so much, let him go.

This is absolutely beeping, and he will be disappointed again.

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Tang Sanzang happily taught these bandits a vivid political lesson, the most important thing is that no one refuted,

But compared to Tang Sanzang, this group of bandits really collapsed.

This fat monk can really beep beep, I really want to follow this guy's mouth!

"Well, do you know what's wrong?"

Tang Sanzang asked a little slower, but seeing that the bandits didn't respond, he continued:

"Since you still don't know what's wrong, the poor monk has no choice but to continue educating you, goodness, goodness!"

Then, Tang Sanzang started a new round of political lessons.

The bandits went crazy.

Again?

We voiced our opinion and we were wrong!

But you didn't let us talk!

Who can hear our voices, save us, let this fat man absorb his supernatural powers!

It was the first time for Zhu Bajie and the others to see Tang Sanzang with this appearance, and their faces flushed with excitement.

Just no brains.

A group of mortals who have been hit by the immobilization method can speak with a hammer!

"Master, has Master always been like this?"

Zhu Bajie asked in surprise.

"Yes, it's not the first time, let him do what he wants!"

Sun Wukong said indifferently.

Monkey King didn't care about the fate of these bandits, he put more attention on the six-eared macaque behind him.

Like him, the six-eared macaque is one of the four congenital spirit monkeys. It is good at listening, can perceive, knows before and after, and everything is clear!

As long as he wants to know all kinds of intelligence information between heaven and earth, there is nothing that can be hidden from his six ears.

He is also well aware of everyone's weaknesses. The so-called knowing oneself, knowing the enemy, and winning every battle is a tricky person.

But Sun Wukong is not too worried about this. With the system, the saint can't see through his realm. He doesn't think the six-eared macaque can hear it.

Besides, the trouble is not the six-eared macaque, but the danger that you may need to face if you want to distinguish the authenticity later.

That being the case, then the subsequent identification of authenticity cannot be carried out!

As long as Tang Sanzang knows that he is real, then there is no need to go to other people to distinguish.

Sun Wukong suddenly had an idea.

It is quite simple for Tang Sanzang to see who is real and who is fake!

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===Chapter 203 Grandpa, Grandpa, we know we were wrong===

"Master, it's done!"

Just when Monkey King was thinking about how to deal with the six-eared macaque and how to do things, Tang Sanzang's voice suddenly sounded.

"Have you had enough? Are you sure they've all given up evil and followed good?"

Sun Wukong asked in surprise.

Scanning around casually, Monkey King found that most of these bandits were forced to collapse by Tang Sanzang, and few of them really regretted it.

If this is left like this, it will definitely be a disaster in the future.

It seems that after this period of time, Tang Sanzang's teaching skills are no longer good, and the effect is not very good!

"Enough is enough, I have no interest in them for the time being!"

Tang Sanzang said with a relaxed face,

"As for whether it is really abandoning evil and pursuing good, I will send it to the government and leave it to them to define!"

The main reason is that the wave of steel swords added to the body was too exciting, but now the sense of accomplishment of this preaching can no longer satisfy him, and he has not found a sense of accomplishment after talking for so long, so he simply gave up.

Sun Wukong understood, it turned out that Tang Sanzang had such an idea.

Anyway, these bandits will be sent to prison in the end, and Tang Sanzang doesn't want to waste his time talking, he just needs to be happy enough.

Monkey King didn't care too much, and directly solved the bandits' immobilization method.

"Grandpa, grandpa, we know we were wrong, please forgive us!"

The bandit leader hurriedly led his men and knelt down to beg for mercy from Monkey King.

Tang Sanzang's previous blind comparisons can be regarded as farting, but it is not enough to send the last sentence to the government.